Sting: When the Last Ship Sails Page #5
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don't bother big steamers
We're iron below
Then I'll build a new lighthouse,
for all you big steamers
With plenty wise pilots,
for to pilot you through
Oh, the Channel's as bright
as a ballroom already
And pilots are thicker
than pilchards at Looe
Then what can I do for you,
all you big steamers?
Oh, what can I do,
for your comfort and good?
Send out your big warships
to watch your big waters
That no-one may stop
us from bringing you food
For the bread that you eat,
and the biscuits you nibble
The sweets that you suck,
and the joints that you carve
They are brought to you
daily by all us big steamers
And if any one
hinders our coming...
...you will staaaaaaarve!
That's the Wilson Family.
This next song concerns the
when an apprentice had his
first day at the shipyard.
You'd be sent for some
spurious nonexistent, um,
item like a left-handed screwdriver,
a glass hammer...
...or you might be sent
for a long wait.
In this case our hapless apprentice
is going to be played by Jimmy.
He does hapless very well.
He's going to be sent for a brace,
that's two, a brace of sky hooks.
Presumably something
that you hook onto the sky.
He's going to be sent for
a packet of nail holes,
and finally two cans of
tartan paint. Thank you.
Oh, and I'm going to make my
debut on the spoons in New York City.
I almost forgot.
Me first day in the shipyard,
the gaffer says to me
I want ye to go to the store lad,
and get a few things, do you see?
Now here's a list, can you read, lad?
Can you read it back to me?
And me and the boys'll listen while
Now reading was me pride,
when I left school at 14
There wouldn't be no problem here,
I'd show them I was keen
But when I starts to reading,
they just couldn't hold their mirth
Splitting their sides and spluttering,
like they was giving birth
First off a brace of sky hooks,
and a packet of nail holes neat
And then three cans of tartan paint,
and that's me task complete
The gaffer swipes me on the heid,
and sends me on me way, he says;
"Don't come back empty-handed lad,
or I'll have to dock your all pay"
So he gets to the store all nervous,
and the quartermaster's there
He pulls the list out of his pocket,
and he starts to read all square
Well, he hadn't barely finished,
when the storeman's face turns red
He gives him such an evil look,
he thought he'd soon be dead!
First off a brace of sky hooks,
and a packet of nail holes neat
And then three cans of tartan paint,
and that's me task complete
The storeman swipes me on the heid,
and sends me on me way
With a kick in the arse for good measure,
and such was my first day...
On the violin,
Kathryn Tickell, thank you.
It's Julian Sutton on
the melodeon, please.
So, I get back home that evening,
and me mother says to me
"How was it, son? How was your day?
Sit down and have some tea!"
I told her of the list I'd read,
and the trouble I was in
I couldn't go back tomorrow else,
the gaffer'd have me skinned
First off a brace of sky hooks,
and a packet of nail holes neat
And then three cans of tartan paint,
and that's me task complete
Me mother swipes me on the heid,
and sends me on me way
With a kick in the arse for me efforts,
and such was my first day
First off a brace of sky hooks,
and a packet of nail holes neat
And then three cans of tartan paint,
and that's me task complete
Me mother swipes me on the heid,
and sends me on me way
With a kick in the
arse for me efforts,
and such was my first
Daaaaaaaay.
It was a doozy!
So, I have a very good friend that
I've known for many years.
Mr. Billy Connolly,
the actor and comedian.
Before he was a famous actor
and comedian he worked
in the shipyards as a welder
in Glasgow, in Scotland,
and he told me some stuff about
welders that I found very amusing.
He said all welders are crazy.
They're crazy because
of the welding fumes
that they have to ingest
for eight-hour shifts.
Also,
they're all practical jokers.
You should never let a welder get
behind you or he'll weld your heels,
the steel toecaps to the
deck and you'll fall over.
welders is all of them sing.
All of them.
Because in the...
welder's helmet there's
a natural echo chamber.
So they all think they're Elvis Presley.
They sing all day.
So this idea really tickled me,
and I wrote this next song.
It's called Jock
The Singing Welder.
Any shipyard man can sing,
when he works upon the hull
Amongst the noise and the
clamour that he all but disregards
So he'll sing to himself,
and no-one pays him any mind
He's just another crazy
welder in the shipyards
But inside this welder's helmet,
if you'll let me demonstrate
When the mask is in position,
and the fumes accumulate
There's the finest echo chamber,
with a sound that can't be beat
Where I'm the
king of rock'n'roll,
and the world is at me feet
And it may not sound like much
to all them jokers on the squad
But inside of
here I'm singing...
...with the voice
of f***in' God
I'm Jock the singing welder,
heavy metal, rock'n'roll,
jazz, blues, roots reggae,
country, rockabilly, soul
When I'm singing, well, you'd best
lock up your daughters and your mothers
I'm Gene Vincent, Eddie Cochrane,
I'm the missing Everly Brother
I'm Jock the singing welder,
I'm heading for the heights
I'm Jock the singing welder
and the Acetylene Lights
Well, I'm more than just a welder,
and I'm telling you my name
And one day you'll see it blazoned
in the rockin' hall of fame
I've got these songs in my head,
I've got this dancing in my bones
I'm Roy Orbison, Elvis Presley,
I'm Tom f***in' Jones
I'm Jock the singing welder,
I'm heading for the heights
I'm Jock the singing welder
and the Acetylene lights...
Yeah, yeah, yeah,...
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Uh-huh-huh
Prometheus, he stole the fire,
and he brought it down to Earth
It was a prehistoric welder,
who figured out what it was worth
They call it holy metallurgy,
and I want it to be clear
That no man puts asunder what
I'm Jock the singing welder
in the belly of the ship
I've got my shaky leg,
I got my quivering lip
I'm Jock the singing welder
I just haven't got a choice
Cos I'm singing all day,
at the top of my voice
I'm Jock the singing welder,
and the Acetylene lights
There's an empty throne
There'll be no more mistaking
where I've set my sights
Cos I ain't no pretender,
cos it's mine by rights
I'm Jock the Singing Welder
and the Acetylene Light
Jock the Singing Welder
and the Acetylene Light
Jock the Singing Welder
and the Acetylene Light
Jock the Singing Welder
and the Oxy-Acetylene Light.
Yeeeeeeeeah!
So, here's a plot spoiler alert.
Close your ears if you want.
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