Stomp The Yard Page #2

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-You're lying.

-l'm not lying.

Rich--

DJ, right?

My new roommate, DJ.

DJ, that's my friend Noel.

Good to meet you, brother.

Now, Thetas.

Everybody got quiet like

y'all can't get down!

What?

Are we the Pythons?

-What the hell are they doing, man?

-They're stomping the yard.

Yes,

Where are you from?

-The Thetas are representing.

-All day.

Smooth it out now.

Funky and you know it,

clap your hands

Get him out of here!

Get him out of here!

Yo, get your hands off me, dog.

Fool, you're about

to get your ass whooped.

Throw his ass to the wolves!

Can l get up here, man?

Because l can't see.

-Yeah?

-Hey, isn't that your boy, DJ?

Hold it, G.

Listen, man.

l don't know

if you're crazy or stupid...

-...but you gotta keep it moving.

-Hey, Zeke!

When you're done playing

with your b*tch...

...we're gonna show you

what a real ass-whooping look like.

Line up, Mus!

Mus, march!

Mus, hut!

Back it up! Back it up! Back it up!

The seven-year champs are here!

-T-H-E-T-A!

-Nu!

-T-H-E-T-A!

-What?

-T-H-E-T-A!

-What?

Who's that creeping in my window?

Now! Theta Nu!

Who's that creeping in my window?

Now! Theta Nu!

Who's that creeping in my window?

Now! Theta Nu!

What?

T-N-T!

Explosive, explosive, explosive,

Wolf pack, march!

-M-U!

-Gamma Xi!

Gamma Mu Xi!

Gamma Mu Xi!

Gamma Mu Xi!

Wolf pack attack!

Mu!

The seven-year champs are here,

The seven-year champs are here,

The seven-year champs are here,

-Hey.

-Hey.

How are you doing?

Aren't you that guy that was fighting

with that girl in the line?

Yeah, but it wasn't like that.

April!

-Hey, babe.

-What's up, baby girl?

-l thought l told you to wait for me.

-l know, l had to go to the library.

-Who's your friend?

-DJ.

DJ was just passing by.

Oh, yeah. l remember you.

You're the idiot

that tried to break our step line.

Yeah, well, it seems like DJ

has a thing with lines.

You see those flags there?

You don't mess with the Mus

and you don't mess with my girl.

l'm gonna bounce.

You don't know

what you're talking about.

Here, it's all about the haves

and the have-mores.

Either you come in first place

or you're not even in the game, player.

Oh, yo, guys, this is DJ.

You know Noel, this is Byron, Paul.

-That's Easy over there.

-What's up?

Yo, get that camera out of my face,

man.

l was saying Theta Nu Theta is

gonna wipe the floor with Mu Gamma.

-How's that?

-Because l'm gonna join.

Dude, why are you pledging

Theta anyway? They tired.

-They pull no women.

-They never win step championships.

-So?

-''So?''

-What else is there?

-What about history?

What about tradition?

Give me my damn hat.

-What about legacy?

-A legacy of losing.

He's just saying that

because his father was a Theta.

Anyway, DJ,

please ignore their ignorance.

You need to roll with us

to the Rep Yo' City Blast tonight.

-Roll with us.

-To the what?

Where my St. Louis folks at?

S-T-L, show some love.

You know how we do it every week at

the Phoenix! Give me love, Miami.

C-H-l,

my Chicago folks in the building.

Show some love.

Give it up for the A hometown people.

Where you at? Show your A.

l see you, Jamaica.

Do your thing, mon.

Watch out for the lovely ladies

in blue and white. l see you.

-What's up, sir?

-What's up?

You good, man?

Oh, damn, Rich.

You hanging with the freshmen now?

-What?

-Oh, no. This is my roommate.

This is DJ. DJ, this is Grant.

That's nice. But see,

this section is for upperclassmen.

You know what we call freshmen?

We call them bootlickers,

because that's all they good for.

You know

what we call guys like you?

-No, what?

-Pretenders.

-You're gonna wish l was pretending--

-You don't know me.

Okay, okay! Okay, okay!

And on that note,

we gonna go to the bar.

Y'all have a good night.

Why you so sensitive, dog?

lt's a little freshman hazing.

We all have to go through it.

Straight up,

that dude is whack, man.

Well, maybe.

But he's Zeke's prodigy.

-Who the hell is Zeke?

-He's the head of Mu Gamma.

Seven-time national step champs.

And your boy, Grant, he's next in line

to take the throne.

-Just chill.

-You're killing me with that.

Every week, you know

how we do it in the Phoenix.

Go to the dance floor.

Rep your city, wherever you're from.

lt's about that time.

We got N-Y-C, obviously.

l hope he had a condom on.

What's he doing?

-Didn't think you were coming.

-What are you doing?

Come on.

Don't play at being jealous.

l'm not playing at anything.

lt was just a show.

Well, l didn't like it.

lt's not like l was doing it for real.

l was just adding a little flavor.

Keep yourself looking this fine,

you ain't never gotta worry.

Excuse me?

Hey, Grant. Where are you at?

Your city needs you.

Sit down with your girls,

have another drink on me...

...and watch your man do his thing.

He's just being a man.

There isn't a single woman in here

that wouldn't kill to be with him.

-Don't make it easy on them.

-You know you don't deserve that.

lt's not that big of a deal.

Didn't l tell you to keep

your distance from my girl?

See, now, l thought you was just

pretending again.

New York City, where you at?

Rep your city, it's your turn!

Grant, they need you on the floor.

When l'm done,

you better be gone...

...bootlicker.

-l can take care of myself.

-l know you can.

No, really. Grant is not someone

you want to mess with.

Somebody's gonna have to

bring him down a notch.

What the hell is this nigga doing?

What's this? lt looks like we got

a new addition added to the mix.

Hey, yo, kid.

What city you representing?

l ain't repping nothing. Just me.

Oh, don't clown him. Don't clown him.

You'll hurt him, Grant. Don't hurt him.

Y'all know

how Grant does it, y'all.

Give it up for G, Grant.

New York in the house!

Oh, snap!

ls he clowning St. Louis?

ls he breaking on Jamaica?

Wait a minute.

Oh, he's clowning everybody!

He's clowning on the Chi guy!

Oh, this is crazy.

A-T-L, are you gonna take that?

Miami! Even Miami!

Wait a minute.

ls he coming at Grant?

Wait, he's killing him!

That's my roommate.

That's my roommate.

Give it up, D!

Oh, no, he didn't. Yes, he did.

Yo, goodness.

So l guess you thought

you were defending my honor, huh?

-April, what are you doing?

-l'm just talking.

You don't have to let this dude

talk to you like that.

-Let's just drop it.

-No. What did you say?

Somebody'll have to teach you

how to talk to a woman.

-You gonna show me?

-l already schooled you once tonight.

-How much do you wanna learn?

-What, you think you funny, nigga?

Nah...but she clearly does.

-What? No, no, no, Grant.

-lt's all good, baby.

-Let's go.

-Come on.

Hey, stop.

Grant, stop it, stop. Stop.

-Let's go.

-Stay out of this.

All right, just chill. Grant.

l ain't got nothing against you,

but l told you already.

-This is my roommate, man.

-You do what you gotta do.

Noel, l thought

you was gonna pledge Mu Gamma.

-l was gonna--

-l guess you can kiss that goodbye.

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