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HEY! ABOUT TIME!

## ON ECSTASY ##

## NOW SHE WANTS TO F*** ME | ON THE CHIN ##

## WE ARE IN LEAGUE ##

## WE ARE THE DOCTORS | OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM ##

## WE DO IT WRONG | AND WE DON'T BELIEVE ##

## WE ARE THE CONGRESS | OF THE NEW DISEASE ##

## PRETTY BOY WITH A GUN ##

## BANG, BANG | FUN, FUN ##

## PRETTY GIRL | WITH A KNIFE ##

## WATCH YOUR BACK | IT'S YOUR WIFE ##

## HEROIN | LOAD MY BLOOD ##

## SHOOT, SHOOT | FUN, FUN ##

## PRETTY GIRL ON ECSTASY ##

## NOW SHE WANTS TO F*** ME | ON THE CHIN ##

## WE ARE IN LEAGUE ##

## WE ARE THE DOCTORS | OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM ##

## WE DO IT WRONG | AND WE DON'T BELIEVE ##

## WE ARE THE CONGRESS | OF THE NEW DISEASE ##

## THAT'S RIGHT | YEAH, YEAH ##

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

IT'S LIKE TRYING TO FIND THE | OWNER OF THE GLASS SLIPPER.

YEAH, IN A ROOM | FULL OF CINDERELLAS.

## YEAH ##

## PRETTY THING | WITH NO HEAD ##

## PERHAPS YOU'RE BETTER | BETTER OFF DEAD ##

## WAR | BLOOD EVERYWHERE ####

LET HIM DOWN.

HE SAID | TO LET HIM HANG.

HE DIDN'T TELL US | TO KILL HIM.

WHY...

AM I NOT DEAD?

WE THOUGHT | YOUWEREDEAD.

I WAS ALMOSTTHERE!

THE SHAMANS CALL IT | THE SMALL DEATH.

I WAS CROSSING | THE ABYSS!

I WAS ALMOST THERE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

WELL, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW | THE SPECIFICS OF THIS CASE.

YEAH, FINE.

CHRISTIAN. | HEY, CAPTAIN.

TALK TO ME | WHEN YOU WRAP THAT UP.

GAGE.

YEAH.

MICHAEL?

WE'RE NOT GONNA RELEASE | ANY INFORMATION.

CORONER'S REPORT | ON TIANA MOORE.

THEY HAVE CONFIRMED SHE WAS DEAD 72 | HOURS BEFORE YOU PULLED THE BODY OUT.

BECAUSE SHE'S A MINOR! | - THERE'S MORE.

RIGHT, SO WHY DON'T YOU | GO CRAWL BACK UNDER A ROCK.

IT WON'T WAIT, CHURCH. | I CAN HANDLE THIS.

THEY FOUND A SERIES OF SYMMETRICALLY | PLACED PUNCTURE WOUNDS...

THROUGH THE FASCIA AND EPITHELIAL | LAYERS OF SKIN ON HER FACE,

HER BREASTS | AND GENITALIA.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

THE REPORT SAYS JUDGING FROM THE | CRESCENT-SHAPED WOUNDS, ENTRANCE AND EXIT,

THEY WERE MADE WITH A | NUMBER EIGHT SURGICAL NEEDLE.

DAMN.

NONE OF THE WOUNDS WERE, OF | THEMSELVES, LIFE-THREATENING.

VERY LITTLE BLOOD, | IN FACT.

THAT'S NOT WHAT KILLED HER.

THE CAUSE OF DEATH | WAS CARDIAC ARREST.

- SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK? | - TIANA HAD A CONGENITAL HEART DEFECT.

A TRAUMA | CAUSED THE ATTACK.

WHAT KIND OF TRAUMA?

SHE WAS TORTURED.

WELCOME.

HELLO? HI, ANGELA. IT'S UNCLE MIKE.

HEY. COULD YOU COME DOWN | TO THE PRECINCT TONIGHT?

I NEED A LITTLE HELP.

OKAY, TYPE "TINSEL.

"COMMA. BUTTMUNCH. | PERIOD.

TINSEL BOMB, | EXCLAMATION POINT."

YOU'RE KIDDING. | THIS IS A BAND?

THIS IS CHRISTIAN.

H- HOLD ON A SEC.

IT'S THAT COMPUTER GEEK BENDIX | FROM THE ON-LINE SERVICE.

HI, MR. BENDIX. THIS IS DETECTIVE | GAGE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?

I HAVE THAT LIST YOU ASKED FOR. | BUT LET ME EXPLAIN-

SO FAX IT THROUGH. SHH, SHH! BUT WHAT?

WELL, THERE'S ONE NAME IN PARTICULAR | THAT YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN.

THE LAST PERSON MISSXXX CHATTED | WITH BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED,

YOU KNOW, | F- FROM THE CHAT ROOM.

I'M VERY INTERESTED, | MR. BENDIX. WHAT IS IT?

WELL, HE OR SHE USED A STOLEN CREDIT CARD | NUMBER AND FALSE PERSONAL INFORMATION.

WE HAVE NOTHING | EXCEPT A SCREEN NAME.

THIS IS DETECTIVE CHRISTIAN. | WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?

WE GAVE YOU A COURT | ORDER, NOT SOME REQUEST,

SO I SUGGEST YOU START PROCESSING | SOME USEFUL INFORMATION...

BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE AND | ARREST YOUR MEGABYTIN' ASS!

HEY, HEY, HEY! STEVE. | W- WHAT IS IT, MR. BENDIX?

YOU GOT A PEN? | I- I-IT'S SPELLED...

UPPER CASE "C," | LOWER CASE "A-P-T,"

UPPER CASE "H," | LOWER CASE "O-W-D-Y."

"CAPT. HOWDY"? | YEAH, THAT'S IT.

I | - I'LL KEEP THE ACCOUNT ACTIVE UNTIL YOU TELL US OTHERWISE.

THANK YOU, MR. BENDIX. | GOOD LUCK, DETECTIVE.

WHAT ARE YOU, MY DAD? | DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN.

DON'T YOU EVER THINK? WE WANT | THE GUY TO HELP US, NOT HATE US.

GOT HIM. | GOT WHO?

CAPTAIN HOWDY.

I USED THE "LOCATE A MEMBER" | ON-LINE SEARCH ENGINE.

WHAT IS A "LOCATE A MEMBER" | ON-LINE SEARCH ENGINE?

A NET PULL-DOWN MENU.

OH, ANGELA. LOOK AT YOU. THERE YOU GO.

THERE HE IS.

SO, HOW DO WE | DRAW THIS GUY OUT?

I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

OPEN UP HIS PROFILE.

THIS IS WHY | PEOPLE LIKE HIM.

HE'S A COOL GUY. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW | THAT THIS IS A GUY?

WE DON'T. OKAY, QUICK, | OPEN UP YOUR PROFILE.

NOW, | HIGHLIGHT "HOBBIES,"

DELETE | "WATER SKIING."

NOW PUT IN | "WINTER SPORTS."

THERE ARE THOUSANDS HACKING | AT THE BRANCHES OF EVIL...

TO ONE WHO STRIKES | AT ITS ROOTS.

ASK IF THERE'S ANY | SNOWBOARDERS IN THE HOUSE.

I TOLD YOU. TELL HIM | "HALF-PIPE, FREESTYLE."

THEN ASK WHAT KIND OF BOARD HE USES.

GOTCHA!

THE TERM "SADISM" | IS SO MALIGNED.

IF A DOCTOR PERFORMS A HAIR | TRANSPLANT OR A NOSE JOB,

THAT'S OKAY.

BUT TRY AND HELP | ANOTHER HUMAN BEING...

ACHIEVE A HIGHER LEVEL OF | SPIRITUAL AND SENSUAL AWARENESS...

BY, SAY-

OH, I DON'T KNOW-

PIERCING HIS GENITALS,

AND EVERYBODY SAYS | YOU'RE SICK.

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

MMM, THE AMPALLANG.

WELL CHOSEN.

NOWTHAT'S | A PIERCING.

SURE, IT IS | A TOUCHY OPERATION.

YOU'VE GOTTA GO THROUGH | THE SPONGIOSUM,

AND IT DOES BLEED A LOT.

AND GOD FORBID | YOU HIT THE CAVERNOSUM.

BLOOD SQUIRTS | EVERYWHERE.

THAT SAID, THERE ARE | TRIBAL WOMEN IN BORNEO...

WHO WON'T EVEN CONSIDER HAVING SEX WITH | A MAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE AN AMPALLANG.

THOSE I'VE USED MINE ON HAVE | GOTTEN A REAL KICK OUT OF IT.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

CLEAR! | GO!

- MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! | - CLEAR HERE! TAKE THE STAIRS!

CLEAR! | LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

GO. GO.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

LET'S HAVE | A WHACK AT IT.

MOVE!

MOVE OUT TO THE RIGHT!

LOOK HERE!

M- MY PILLS.

THAT WENT WELL.

YEAH.

WHERE'S GAGE?

I CAN'T IMAGINE | WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

I'M GONNA | GO TALK TO HIM.

OFFICER, CAN YOU TELL US | WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

WANT COMPANY?

NO.

YOU WANNA KNOW | WHAT GEN'S THINKIN'?

NO ONE'S GONNA FIND HER. | HEY, COME ON, MIKE.

SHE JUST MIGHT BE | RIGHT.

LOOK, MIKE, | WE'RE GONNA GET THIS GUY.

WELCOME.

USING THE CONCEPT OF "SICK" | TO MINIMIZE AND DISPARAGE...

DRAWS A VEIL | ACROSS A REALITY...

WHICH YOU ARE IN NO POSITION | TO INTERPRET.

NICE SHOW TONIGHT. HOPE YOU | WEREN'T TOO DISAPPOINTED.

IT'S PART OF THE JOB. | IT'S PART OF FINDING YOU.

YOU'RE AN INTELLIGENT MAN. | WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF UP?

DON'T YOU FIND A VICTORY BY | FORFEIT TO BE A HOLLOW ONE?

COME ON. FIND ME.

...TO BE A HOLLOW ONE.

COME ON. FIND ME.

FIND ME.

## WELL, I'M A MAN ##

## I CAN'T WAIT ##

## I'M A MAN ##

## AIN'T I GREAT ##

## I'M A MAN ##

## REAL MOTHERF***ER ##

## YOU AIN'T SH*T ##

## JUST ANOTHER SUCKER ####

OH, GEN!

OH, GENNY. IT'S DADDY. | GENNY.

IT'S OKAY, BABY. | I'M HERE.

DON'T MOVE, HONEY. | SHH. IT'S OKAY.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. | IT'S ALMOST OVER WITH.

IT'S OKAY, BABY. | HANG ON, ALL RIGHT?

SHH! IT'S ALL RIGHT! | DADDY'S HERE.

WE'LL ALL BE OUT OF HERE IN A | MINUTE, OKAY? BACKUP'S ON THE WAY.

HERE IT COMES-

AAAAH!

AAAH!

AAAAH! OHHH!

JUST GIVE ME A REASON.

GIVE ME A REASON, | YOU SICK F***!

SON OF A B*TCH! | GIVE ME YOUR HAND!

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