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And that takes balls...

Here, have a toot!

No, that's okay.

Who are you?

Free drugs!

I used to have to push him out of the house!

"No Eddie, there's no more drugs!

Go home! God, you're a machine!"

Here! Take!

What's in the bottle?

Fine.

"Sassy-pants," a drink for our guest.

Get this man a drink!

Because you're a man now, aren't you, Eddie?

Yeah.

Little Miss Deep Throat.

He's all Mr. Clean and Sober now.

Is that part of being a man?

I guess you'll never know.

Check you with the attitude, Mr. Big Cock!

Not big enough for that

wide old hole of yours!

--Whoooooooo --Whoooooooo

Oh, the lip, I love it!

Show us your cock, c'mon,

just the head, just the one eye, c'mon...

How much?

Q me?

I'm strictly cash now.

You gotta pay to play.

Oh, no!

My little Eddie's all grown up.

I think I'm gonna cry.

It's hard to see them go....

No sir!

Not a dancin' slut no more.

Not a drugged out devil, but,

a real bona fide whore!

Cash only! Please!

I am an agent of desire.

A what? I like that.

"Do not ask me who I am,

and do not ask me to remain the same."

Hey, Dirk, what movie's that from?

That's not a movie. That's Foucault.

Who?

Nevermind.

I met him. He's dancing at the Circle Jerk

and I just had to have...

"Wrap her up, I'll take her!"

Oooo, such a whore -- you were born a whore!

Me, I bring Wonderboy home here

and the rest is history...

Those were good times, huh?

The best.

- I used to cook you dinner...

-Yeah!

We took care of each other, didn't we?

Yeah, we did.

I was so in love with this kid...

I could never tell him though...

...he'd run for the hills, wouldn't ya?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, we partied! Man!

We had fun. We had our

day in the sun, as they say.

They were good, good, good times, weren't they?

Yeah...

Good times! Good f***in' times!

Hey, hey!

What?

Dance for us.

Come on. I wanna see you dance.

Dance for us, River Phoenix.

Shut the f*** up!

- Oh my God, there's my coke in my hands.

-No, it's yours! It's all yours!

Oh, God, you wanna

chop it up and snort it?

Oh, my God!

Dance for us!

No, I don't know.

Come on. Dance for us.

Show 'em what you got.

Oh, wow...

Looky looky, Eddie.

Five whole dollars!

Come on, dance for us.

-Ok!

- Yeah?

-Yeah.

- Really?

Yeah! Why not? F*** it!

- For old-times sake.

- For old-times sake.

F***in' Technicolor!

- Move, queen!

- I'm trying, queen!

Ooo, I'm gonna bash

your f***in' head in!

What are you doing?

Wait for the music.

God, so impatient...

Remember that? Do you?

Wait, wait, wait! Hold the show!!

There, ladies and ladies.

Deep Throat Eddie -- in the house.

Do it!

C'mon b*tches!

C'mon! I don't believe you're feeling it!

Sh*t, yeah! Take it off!

Smell it! Smell it!

Take it off!

Go, take it off!

Take it off!

Yeah, do it!

Yes! Let's see all of it!

You can do it!

Don't ya love it, c'mon!

Make the paper, Nelly. C'mon!

Dance b*tch.

Look at Sassy-pants!

Look at him blushing like a b*tch.

Oh, Butt-muncher's turn...

C'mon! Bite it! Bite it!

Oh yeah, you're gonna move on, aren't you?

Yeah! Dirky Dick!

Yeah, Dirk, grind it!

F***in' whore!

Eddie.

You're a whore, aren't you, Eddie?

Eeeeddie... whore boy.

So, you really him?

Am I really who?

Eddie, the mayor's son.

Yeah, I thought so.

I wouldn't tell Leon.

He likes things, you know...

The way they were.

Yeah, I'm not gonna ask your name.

It doesn't matter... names.

Probably make one up anyway.

But you're beautiful.

Thanks.

What gave me away?

Um, you're too smart

to be one of Leon's boys...

You don't do drugs...

Nah. You're no River Phoenix.

You know who you are?

Brad Davis.

"Dying in your own arms."

Have you ever seen Querelle?

Shame on you!

Leon... you know...

He sees things his own way.

As if the past is perfection.

What do you see?

I see you.

Whoever you are,

reflecting back on me.

So... you really a hustler?

Yeah.

Oh yeah? You've got a

website? Sh*t like that?

No, no, no.

I don't like it like that.

Oh yeah? How do you like it?

Random. Anonymous.

I like adventures.

Ahh, "agent of desire".

That's right.

Right. So...

So...?

How much?

What'd you have in mind?

Suck my cock.

- 50.

- Cool.

Can you break a 20?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

I guess we'll make it an even 60.

Come over here.

Oh, don't worry about them.

Just come over here.

Oh, f***...

Oh, f***.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! Oh!!

Wow, you really suck a mean dick!

Practice.

You really shoot!

Sorry...

No, it's hot. I like it.

I think I got some in my eye, though,

it might have blinded me a little bit.

I'm gonna check my insurance plan on that!

Alright then, Dirk.

I can smell my cock in your mouth.

Ask me how gay men say goodbye.

How do gay men say goodbye?

I'll call you.

-Give it!

- No!

C'mon, you cow. I'll tell him!

F*** off, cock face!

Give me that! I want to use it

to light your stupid ass on fire!

Stupid cow!

And where have you been, young man?

Rifling through your stuff.

Find anything good?

Nothing worth stealing.

You were playing with Diggle-Dick, weren't ya?

I know you were...

Don't lie to me, I can see in your eyes.

Did you suck his cock?

How big was it?

Bigger than yours.

"Bigger than yours."

What would you do without cock?

In a world without cock, you'd starve.

You'd be like, the last man on the planet,

trying to suck his own cock

because it was all gone and she'd starve!

What are you doing?

Getting dressed.

Why?

Because that's the only way to put my clothes on.

No. You're more beautiful when you're naked.

I gotta get going.

But you just got here.

I got school tomorrow, remember?

What? Cocksucking School?

You can practice that here!

Oh, right.

Little Eddie can't be late for school.

Up and early, seven AM sharp.

Buttplug 101.

Yeah, and tuition's a b*tch.

Don't go.

But I gotta.

- But don't.

- But I gotta.

But don't...

Fine. Go. Bye!

Hey!

Give me a hug.

F*** off, Hippie.

- Butt Munch.

- Eddie.

- Sassy-pants.

- It's Gary.

Whatever, Gary!

- Gary.

- See ya.

So long, Dirk!

DIRK:
I'll call you!

All righty.

Go to bed, young man.

Don't tell me what to do.

I don't even think that was her!

Honey, I'll be right back.

Where you going?

I...uh... I forgot something in the car.

I'll be right back!

Okay, hurry back!

- Something I can do for you?

- Oh. hey... hi.

I'm sorry... I know you.

Really.

Don't I know you?

I dunno, man, do you?

I thought...

I could swear I...

What's your name?

Max.

Max. Right.

Wow, I... I thought you were...

Are you new to the building?

I mean, did you just move in?

No. I was just visiting some friends.

I can't find my way out of this place.

It's like a f***ing maze.

Yeah. You know, when I first moved in here,

I thought it was like that hotel in The Shining...

...a total labyrinth.

Oh! I'm... I'm David.

You want something?

No, no, I just...

Hey, I'm sorry if I scared you before.

- You didn't scare me.

- It's just... you really... I mean...

Yeah, I look like your friend. I got that.

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