Street Fighter Page #6

put this country back together.

Maybe a couple of hustlers

can help.

- Ever think of, uh, enlisting?

- No, no, no, no.

[Sagat Laughing]

Col. Guile?

How 'bout that interview...

for my network?

[Sighs]

Sure.

But only if you...

wear that dress.

[Explosions]

Hi-yah!

[Chun-Li Laughs]

[D.J.]

Good morning, Shadaloo!

Bonjour, guten Tag!

Now, it's time once again for

the "Good Morning, Shadaloo" pop quiz.

Do you know what it says on the bottom

of Coke bottles in Bison's army?

Angh! Answer:

It says open other end.

I'm so alone

And I cry and cry

Too many tears

Just like a child who's born

But became

a prisoner of my fears

People come, people go

They are hiding in shadows

Hiding in dreams

Moving in, moving out

They are nothing but strangers

Strangers who see it

Yeah, yeah, yeah

My broken heart is soggy

again and again

I never know what

the reason may be

It just doesn't end

There's a sound in the air

while the time goes on slipping

Slipping away

In the air it is everywhere

Nowhere, somewhere

So I'm gonna have to say

Why, tell me why

I don't ever

wanna say good-bye

[D.J.] How do you know

in this man's, uh, pardon me,

in this person's international army,

if you're in a good unit? It's simple!

The C.O. is English, the cook is French,

the mechanic is German,

the paymaster is Swiss, and the cute

nurse in the infirmary is Swedish.

And how do you know

if you're in a bad unit?

Well, the C.O. is German, the cook

is English, the mechanic is Italian,

the paymaster is French, and

the cute nurse in the infirmary

is a Bulgarian named Boris.

Whatever country slapped

those blue pants on your butt,

this next one was a hit

wherever you're from!

Straight to my feet

To my feet, yeah

Straight to my feet

Yeah

Straight to my feet

To my feet, yeah

Straight to my feet

The music makes me wanna jump

Straight to my feet

To my feet

Everybody get ready

We gotta take this thing

to another level

That other level

Get your hands in the air

Now let's count it down

Y'all get ready

And be smooth with it

All right, here we go

Three, two, one now sing

Give the girl that phone

Get off that phone

Hey

Give the girl that phone

Yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh yeah

But it's the type of phone

you kick all the time

Prime to the Hammer

Give my tube a prime

Oh, my, I get the feelin' that

All night long

Then I hit it

Dancin' up a storm

I swore then the party's on

The party keeps kickin'

'til the break of dawn

Party's on the easy

Say what, say what

We're taking it

Straight to my feet

Yeah, sing that, G-man

Straight to my feet

When you feel the beat

you've got to move your feet

Dancin' all night long

Straight to my feet

Skip-do-dee-doo-dee

Straight to my feet

Just dip to the beat

Straight to my feet

Just dip to the beat

I'm dipping

Dipping, dipping

Straight to my feet

Just dip to the beat

Yeah

Straight to my feet

[D.J.] How many Bison troopers

does it take to change a light bulb?

Angh! Fifty-one.

One to change the bulb...

the other fifty to steal it

from a 7-Eleven!

[Laughs]

Got a million of them!

Pandemonium

Pandemonium

Pandemonium

Pandemonium

Pandemonium

See that

Catch a vision

Feel me in the eyes of venicky

High above the plains

but still remains icky

Livin' now no matter

how fly there is no scene

I am not a supreme being

Free me

'Cause many minds to satisfy

is why they never rest

Fightin' for their life and

fightin' holes in their chest

Merely scavengers

But no one who'll confess

But in time

They will all undress

Livin' in the lowest

and trapped without sex

Trappin' as a bell means

it's way underground

No calculating

'cause it's all round

Round like a bigot

An old school calligra-phy

So figure that's a joke

for to see

Far greater than the eye

so can fly high

He used to have his act all clean

now they got a tax on me

But that's if you can find me

We'll be trippin' with

the scene with the bad "D"

Pandemonium

Pandemonium

Pandemonium

He being cause of calamities

and even Amity...

Ville Horror

Ville Horror

[Computer Voice Droning Slowly]

Solar batteries recharging.

Solar batteries recharging.

One solar battery on line.

[Computer Voice At Normal Speed]

One solar battery on line.

Attempting to activate system.

System activated.

Good morning, Gen. Bison.

What is your menu choice for today?

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