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No problem.

I'll ask Garrett

to get rid of it.

Too bad though.

It's such a nice car.

Yeah. But the sooner we can

get it out of the garage,

the better.

So when do you think

that you'll see him again?

He'll probably stop by

tonight at some point.

Great. Good.

'Cause the sooner the better.

Uh, the keys

are in the glove box.

Oh, sh*t.

What time is it?

I have a pedicure

in like 15 minutes.

Okay, listen.

Don't worry.

I'm gonna promise you that things

are gonna get taken care of, okay?

And, um, you can use my car

till you get a new one.

Thanks, Jade.

You're welcome.

Well, that's taken care of.

Whoever this is, I hope

that you're calling to say

that Jack is dead and that

you found his cell phone.

Good. You're alive.

I was beginning to get worried.

Oh, I'm sure you were racked with worry

as you were stealing half my sh*t.

Look, you know how I get

when I'm pissed.

So just let me

make it up to you, okay?

I'm gonna bring

everything back.

And, you know, I'll take you

somewhere nice this weekend.

- Want to go up to the cabin?

- Really?

Oh, how romantic.

I hate the cabin.

And you know what, Jack?

F*** you!

We're done!

Cass, don't say sh*t

you don't mean right now.

Oh, I mean it.

And you know what, Jack?

You can keep everything.

And do you want to know why?

'Cause I have your watch.

Okay...

You mean the one my brother

gave me before I left for Iraq?

Yeah, I just picked it up

at the repair shop.

It's working great now.

Cassie, I swear,

if you do anything to that watch,

you know, any...

Jack, you can have it back.

Just keep an eye out for it on eBay.

Adios, f***er.

Damn it!

I miss that f***ing

b*tch already, you know?

Okay, don't smile please.

One more.

So I just take these

to the passport office?

Yeah, you'll give 'em those

along with your paperwork.

Cool.

How long does it take

to get a passport, do you know?

Six weeks.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

- Well, you can pay for a rush.

You get 'em in 48 hours,

but it costs quite a bit extra.

Thank God.

You're welcome.

Yeah, well, there's a first class seat

on the France Air flight, right?

Yeah, sure.

I can hold.

Hey, listen. Mommy's got

to go into work tonight

to get some things

from the locker.

But I'm gonna try and come

home early so you and I

can start packing for...

Oh, that's great.

Yeah yeah.

Just use that same

credit card I gave you before.

Oh, and by the way,

I can take a lizard

on the plane, right?

Ah, perfect. Yeah.

Thanks so much.

Okay, bye.

See ya later, Lucky.

Hey, Cassie.

Are you quitting or what?

Uh no, I just wanted to take

some of these things home.

Oh. Well, Howie wants

to talk to you real quick.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Kyla, it's a shower.

It looks like a shower.

What else does it look like

besides a shower?

Hey, How.

You need something?

Yeah. Listen, Destiny's

getting that funky implant fixed.

Can you work a double

on Friday and Saturday?

I think you owe me.

Sure.

- What's that?

- Well, what does it look like?

It's a goddamn shower.

- God!

- Howie's a creative genius.

Somebody's gotta do something

to make money around here.

And God knows, it's not you girls.

And speaking of...

thank you very much

for showing up for work today,

by the way.

Oh.

Is that a new outfit?

Yeah.

Got it last week.

Oh, and I brought you a gift.

Aww, gee, that's sweet, but uh,

- I think I'll keep my Rolex.

- Oh.

So you want to put

a shower on the stage?

Mmm-hmm!

Then all the horny guys

can watch you girls

just soap each other up.

It's gonna be great.

- - The murder of a...

- - Turn that up.

His body was found outside

his home early this morning.

The victim has been identified

as 57-year-old George Ramos

owner of a topless bar

downtown.

Police have not yet

named a suspect in the case.

I told you that was the f***in' guy.

The one selling pics

of underage girls?

Yeah yeah.

Some of these girls he was

taking pictures of were 13.

Sad day for the pedophiles.

Hey, blondie...

you gonna shake

your money-maker today or what?

Because the truth is,

you're still on my sh*t list

for taking so much time off.

Don't take it personally, Howie.

You're just not her type.

Cassie?

Please. I would

have to be brain damaged

to put up

with that much drama.

I actually feel sorry

for her boyfriend.

Oh!

I told you that it was Ramos

that got whacked.

So I think you owe me...

$10.

Save it for your shower.

Thank you.

So one of your sources

has come through?

He thinks he spotted

Billy's car

out at a gentlemen's

establishment out in Coolville.

Good.

I wish you luck, Roddy.

I appreciate it, sir.

I will keep you apprised.

That's a damn fine martini.

Uh, sorry,

that seat's taken.

What's the matter, Cassie?

Usually, you're out there

hustling the pants off these guys.

I'm just so tired

of all these losers.

American men are

all the same, you know?

They're not all bad.

Thanks. And if you come back,

my name's Harmony.

- Uh, Har... Harmony?

- Yeah?

Can I buy you a drink?

No.

I have regulars waiting.

You can buy me one.

If you ask 'em to buy 'em a drink,

aren't you supposed to say yes?

'Cause I'm a client.

I'm a paying client.

Hey, you... if I wanted girls

to blow me off,

I'd go to a regular bar,

you know?

Harmony is a b*tch.

Like that to everyone, seriously.

Just don't sweat it.

You're prettier anyway.

I only come here

to see you.

Listen, I was wondering

if you could do me a little favor.

If you're gonna ask me to marry you,

it had better be on one knee.

You're cute,

but I do better on both.

What kind of favor?

If it's sexual, I can assure you

I'm the right man for the job.

Well, remember that one time

when you were telling me about...

about your brother?

Well, there's this car

that needs to disappear.

Could you or could he maybe

make that happen...

tonight?

That depends.

What are you gonna do for me?

What would you like me

to do for you?

- I bet you can guess.

- Give me a hint.

What's something

you've never done before?

I bet you you've done everything.

Mm-hmm.

And I like everything too.

Do you, uh, like other girls?

Do you like her?

Cassie? Who wouldn't?

Okay.

Name the place and time.

- Tonight.

- Where?

- My place?

- Motel down the street.

Well, hell, I don't care.

I'd watch you two go at it

in a pile of horse sh*t

and still get off.

I'll be right back.

Hey, okay, so I talked to car guy.

And he said he can

get rid of it for us,

but he wants us to do

a show in exchange.

All right. But if he wants

to get laid, it's on you.

I don't want to f*** him either.

Well, then who else are we

gonna find to do this?

I need that car gone.

Please.

I don't know what else

I'm gonna do.

Okay. Okay.

If he wants to f***,

I'll take one for the team,

but only because

we don't have a choice.

I knew I could

count on you, Jade.

Tell him yes.

Okay, good.

I'll go give him the keys.

He's gonna do it right now.

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