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be calling Harmony tonight

and neither should

anybody else here.

Aww, two more days, Lucky.

Can we put up with all this bullshit

for two more days?

Not our problem.

We're not gonna

have any more problems.

Don't worry about Jade.

Once we're gone,

she'll come in here

and lie down on the bed

and bawl her eyes out.

Then she'll find the note

that I'm gonna leave

telling her where the meth is.

She's so stupid, she probably won't

even know what the f*** to do with it.

Oh.

Take it all away.

Oh, f*** 'em all.

I was hoping you'd

call with good news.

I have an address.

I'll fill you in once everything's

been taken care of.

Good night, Roddy.

Close up for me, will ya?

What the f***?

Morning, sunshine.

Get the hell out of my bed now.

Listen, I know you love me

and I'm tired of fighting,

so I'm just gonna...

Now, before I call the cops!

And what, honey?

Are you gonna turn this into another

- little domestic situation for us?

- Get the hell out!

We will never ever ever

be together again.

Yes, we will.

You want to know why?

'Cause you and me, we're gonna

open up a body shop together.

- What are you talking about?

- 90 grand goes a long way.

Oh my God!

- Where is it?

- Don't get all stressed out, kitty cat.

It's in a safe place.

So what do you say

you and me,

we go out and get a coffee,

talk about my business plan?

No, you give me

that money back now

or I swear to God

I'll cut your balls off.

- What are you looking for?

- Scissors!

I earned that money!

It's mine!

Like hell, you did.

Don't be so angry.

We can turn that 90-thou

into half a mill

if we play it right.

I don't want half a mill.

I just want my f***ing cash.

But this is what

we've been waiting for.

Get our own little business

just for us.

It's gonna be perfect!

Why does this sh*t

always happen to me?!

Cass, I don't even need to know

where you got the money.

It's in the past.

All I care about is the future,

you know?

Our future.

This is a really

great opportunity for us

- if we can only be smart about it.

- Okay.

So I guess I just don't

have a choice then.

No.

No, you really don't.

But if you did,

would you really choose

not to be with me?

It's been "Jack and Cass"

for a long time now.

Cass?

Look, I know

we have our problems,

but all couples do.

Look at Jeff and Maria. She f***ing

stabbed him for Christ's sake.

We're doing

way better than them.

I tried to stab you once.

Don't you remember?

Yeah, but I didn't need stitches

or anything, so it doesn't count.

You still love me, right?

- Right?

- Of course I love you.

There.

I knew you did.

But I want to hear you say it.

- I love you.

- Say that your love me.

You heard me the first time.

I cannot believe

that we're gonna

open up our own body shop.

That's what you want to do

with the money, open up a body shop?

Yes.

And I know what I'm gonna call it too.

Check this out. Get up.

Okay.

"Dr. Jack's Car Emergency Room."

Dr. Jack's...

is that f***ing cool or what?

Huh?

Listen.

We might not want

to tell anyone about the money.

Someone might be

looking for it.

- Okay.

- So we can keep this on the down-low?

Yeah. Yeah, no no.

That makes sense.

I can keep my mouth shut

for you, no problem.

Shhh.

Yeah, me too.

Awesome. Cool.

Okay.

Well, I'll give you a call

when I get home from the gym.

Okay, bye.

Surprise.

So you think

it's a good name?

'Cause you know,

the "Dr. Jack" thing goes along

the "Emergency Room" thing, but...

well, do you get it?

Yeah. Sounds great.

See, I want to hire

a hot receptionist

to walk around in like

one of those little nurse outfits and...

- we could hire you!

- Jack.

- What are you doing?

- Just having...

I'm just having some doughnuts.

Do you want some?

L... I mean,

I didn't think that we were

gonna talk about the shop

until it could actually

become a reality.

But sweetie,

it's just Jade.

She's not gonna

say anything to anybody, right?

So I see you two

worked your little issues out.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

So how did you

get this money anyway?

Was it in the stolen car?

- - What stolen car?

- Oh, it's a big secret.

I'm too annoying to be honest with.

I have no goals or dreams.

- You don't have dreams?

- She doesn't think so.

Do you?

- You hate me, remember?

- Aw, you don't hate Jade.

- Just tell her, all right?

- Shut up!

Both of you!

The next person

to ask me a f***ing question

gets their f***ing

tongue ripped out!

- She doesn't hate you.

- Yeah, well, I hate her.

And I hate sharing

my doughnuts.

I don't know anything

about this Garrett guy.

I don't know anything

about stolen money.

If this is just about money,

my boyfriend is loaded.

You can have

whatever you want.

I don't want your

boyfriend's money, Harmony.

I want information.

I told you everything,

I swear.

I don't know anything.

I've seen this guy in the club.

That's all I know about him.

I'm gonna give you

to the count of three.

One...

I don't know anything, I swear!

Two...

It wasn't me.

Maybe it was Jade.

Jade's a dancer here.

She's with Garrett.

I've seen her with him.

- Jade?

- Yeah.

- Jade.

- Tell me about Jade.

She's petite.

She has big eyes.

She has dark hair.

She has bangs.

She... she rooms

with another dancer

here named Cassie.

And was Cassie working

two nights ago?

L... I don't know.

I don't remember.

She goes away

on the weekends to Columbus

'cause she gets more money

when she dances there.

Well, um, Harmony,

you have been

a much bigger help

than I'd be.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No.

Why are you being so freaky today?

You worried those bad guys are gonna

come looking for their money?

Yeah, me too.

But you know what?

I got my passport

and by this time on Wednesday,

we'll be drinking Dom Prignon

in fabulous "Par-ee."

Yeah, that's how

they say it there.

"Par-ee."

Not Paris.

French is tricky.

But first...

we gotta take care of Jack.

And I think I've got

an idea for that.

We've just gotta wait

for Howie to get in.

Oh, Jade.

I have really f***ing bad news.

- What?

- Garrett's dead.

They found his body at an industrial

area some time this morning next to...

A certain car.

What?

One of the girls told me

when I got here, Cassie.

- What's going on?

- Sh*t.

Tell me.

Does this have to do with him

or with the car?

Because I need to know.

Just don't tell anyone

about the car, okay?

Not even Kyla. I'll explain

everything when I get there.

Did we get Garrett killed?

Just act normal

and I'll see you in a bit.

Hey, Kyla.

Is Howie in yet?

- Yeah, he's in his office.

- Thanks.

Hey, is everything okay?

Yeah.

Why?

- Just a feeling.

- I'm fine.

Yeah, come in.

Cassie, whatever it is,

you better f***ing

be coming to work tonight.

I'll be back at 8:00.

Good. So what do you want?

L... I just wanted to tell you

what a great boss you are.

- Get the f*** out.

- Okay okay.

I have a business

proposition for you.

You want me

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