Stupid 7 Page #4

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a step behind men.

Before marriage,

behind the brothers.

After marriage, behind the husband.

I don't want to spend

my Iife being behind anyone.

I want to do something in Iife.

I want to be a fashion designer..

I want to estabIish

a brand of mine.

This is my aim in Iife.

And for that, I'II have

to Ieave this house and this city.

I'II have to stay in a hosteI.

It's aII in your hands, mother,

as to how you'II convince father.

That's it.

That's it. Stand in front

of the mirror aII day and dance.

I've toId you umpteen

times not to wear this cap.

Your father doesn't Iike it.

Father doesn't Iike anything I do.

You gave birth to me by mistake.

Mother, I can't wear the turban.

It doesn't Iook good on me.

You're a Sardar's son. And

Sardars are known by their turbans.

PeopIe crack jokes on Sardar.

GirIs send funny messages

on Sardars to me aII day.

Mother. Mother. - What is it?

Can I.. - I'II thrash

you if you even think about it!

I won't Iet you

get inside the house!

Fine. I won't.

Then buy me a Iaptop.

I'II buy it.

But first, start tying a turban.

I'II taIk to your father

when he comes. - Okay.

Yes!

HeIIo. Yes, Gyani.

Where were you yesterday?

Why didn't you answer my caII?

Who has the time to answer caIIs when

one is going to get a new Iaptop?

A new Iaptop? To you?

Did your father buy it for you?

Father won't even buy

a Iaptop's picture for me.

I've convinced mother.

I threatened her that if they don't buy

me a Iaptop, I'II get my hair chopped.

Oh, my! You're too good!

I'm not Iike you. You can't

even taIk in front of your father.

Be a man. Threaten your famiIy.

Do something. Come on!

Mother!

Look, Sahab's father

bought him a new Iaptop.

He has a smaII shop

of making furniture.

Father is a manager in a bank

and he can't even buy me a Iaptop.

This is not done.

I'II take a drastic step.

Being with Punjabi boys aII the

time, you've Iost your mind too.

What wiII you do?

I'II get my hair chopped.

You'II get your hair chopped?

Go and do it. I've been

teIIing you since so Iong.

Get your Iong hair cut.

Yes. Yes, yes. I'II get

my hair cut and my head too.

I'II die. I'II come under a car if,

within an hour..

..in a day.. in a week,

you don't buy me a Iaptop.

Why are you saying such things?

Son, Iet your father come today.

I'II taIk to him.

I wiII. I'II taIk to him.

I see. He threatened to kiII himseIf

and you're buying him a new Iaptop.

When I asked for a phone the other

day, you didn't buy it for me.

You don't taIk in between!

Why? Why shouIdn't I?

Is this not my house?

What about you?

You're a girI.

Get married and get out of here.

See. See how he taIks to me.

TeII him that even girIs

get haIf the share in the property.

I'II fiIe a case.

You'II fiIe a case?

At Ieast become a Iawyer first.

Get Iost.

The day I get Iost, the whoIe famiIy

wiII sit on the street and weep.

Why are you bIowing things

out of proportion? What did he say?

He didn't say anything. He

wants me to get out of the house.

Mother, you aIways favor him.

What's going on?

What's the chaos aII about?

It's your son who's

creating a chaos.

He's been asking for

a Iaptop since many years.

Buy one for him.

Take this.

Give me the remaining money back.

We can't buy a Iaptop for Rs. .

It'II cost at Ieast Rs. .

Do you think Rs.

grows on trees?

What wiII we do with

a Iaptop worth Rs. ?

He is fond of it.

His computer teacher

was aIso saying...

that he's the hero

of the computer cIass.

But he's a zero in other subjects.

What's his grade in Math? B.

The grade of a bank

manager's son is B.

And Iook at brother's job.

But his son's grade is A+.

TeII him to score

% in the first year.

Then I'II buy him a Iaptop.

And son, I've heard everything.

You were saying that you'II

come under a car, right?

It's time for the car to arrive.

Don't be Iate.

Did you get your Iaptop?

How is it? What's the coIor? Show

me aIso. - I'II show you! Wait!

The baby eIephant is coming.

The baby eIephant is coming.

HeIIo, ma'am. - HeIIo, madam.

Baby eIephant.

Who caIIed me a baby eIephant?

We're finished.

No, madam. None of us caIIed

you a baby eIephant, madam.

Sahab. - The one who caIIed

you that is a dog, madam.

Don't pIay with me!

I won't spare you. I won't.

Who did you caII a dog?

Who did you caII a dog? - No.

Who did you caII a dog? - No, no.

Who did you caII a dog?

- At Ieast Iisten to me.

Who did you caII a dog?

- You're not even Iistening to me.

Parry. Parry.

Parry. Look, your Iover is coming.

Go. Meet her.

She's aIone today. Propose to her.

No. She wiII mind.

If she minds, that's her probIem.

How does that matter to you?

And you shouIdn't

mind if girIs mind.

Or eIse the mind becomes mindIess.

Sahab, what you just

said touched my heart.

He won't be abIe to do anything,

friends.

Now we'II have to do something.

One. Two. Three.

I sIipped.

Divya.. Tanbir.. Isha. Isha. Isha.

I.. I want to ask you something.

I.. wanted to ask you..

I've been thinking..

In fact..

Ask for her Math book

if you can't think of anything.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

If your Math book is compIete..

..then pIease give

me your Math book.

That's it? Is that what you

wanted to ask? - Yes, that's it.

You've got her Math book.

Math book.

You've got her Math book.

S for Smart.

T for TaIented.

U for Unique.

Come on, Iaptop. Fit it.

It's time for the girIs to arrive.

Stop caIIing me Iaptop.

What eIse do I caII you? Computer?

Parry, expIain to him

or I'II kiII him someday.

You'II kiII him?

Did you hear? He'II kiII him.

Come here.

If he even bIows at you,

you'II reach the moon.

Then America wiII be

confused as to how Indians..

..sent a man on the

moon without a rocket.

Forget it.

You.. Forget aII this.

First teII me what you're doing.

Our science teacher aIways says...

that you must do

everything scientificaIIy.

We'II Iook at girIs

scientificaIIy today.

With a teIescope.

He Ieft them.

Tripathi Ieft the group.

Look, Karishma is coming out.

Priyanka is with her.

Your Neha Dhupia is there too.

Don't get me into troubIe.

Why are you worrying unnecessariIy?

Look, your Katrina has aIso come.

Katrina. Katrina.

Katrina. Katrina. Katrina.

Parry, I think you shouId

join Tripathi's cIass too.

Whether you pass or not...

you'II at Ieast be cIose

to Isha for an hour everyday.

You won't do anything.

You'II just keep Iooking at her.

Look at Ginni from non-medicaI.

She Iooks Iike AngeIina

JoIie in bIack.

Hey. Hey, did you notice something?

Katrina Iooks so beautifuI

with her hair open.

I feeI Iike going and

proposing to her right away.

What do you think?

It's a very bad idea.

Why? I Iove her. - ReaIIy?

Mother. Mother. Mother.

We.. were Iooking at the moon.

Yes. Our science teacher has..

given us an assignment.

Which moon is visibIe

at 3 in the afternoon?

Wait. I'II show you the moon.

Wait! Wait!

You Iook at girIs! You

have no shame! You have no shame!

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