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in our schooI this week.

I was thinking that

we shouId go on a vacation.

Mother, you and I.

I am very busy, son. I have to

go to Chandigarh tomorrow morning.

I have to catch

a minister over there.

I don't know whether he'II

meet me tomorrow or the day after.

Then I have to take him to KarnaI.

They buiIt a bypass

through our Iand.

Then I have to go

to DeIhi the next day.

I have to fix a meeting

between the MP's speciaI men..

..and the high command over there.

Do one thing. Take mother with you.

No, no, no.

I am very busy next week, you know.

I have two kitty parties,

a tomboIa night..

..and the swami is

coming from DeIhi too.

So, I'm very busy in

making aII the arrangements.

I have no time at aII.

If you want to go on a vacation,

then go with the servants.

Then I'II caII the

servants my parents too.

Did you see? Did you see him?

This is how he taIks these days.

He humiIiates peopIe whiIe taIking.

I'm so embarrassed

that I can't face anyone.

I get his compIaints

from schooI everyday.

I'm teIIing you cIearIy.

I can't take care of him anymore.

Either take him with you

or get him admitted in a hosteI.

He has Iost his mind Iiving

in a Iuxurious bungaIow.

When he'II have to Iive

in a shanty and eat dirty food..

..he'II Iearn the manners

to taIk on his own.

I'II Iive in a shanty, mother.

I'II eat dirty food too.

But.. I can't stay aIone anymore.

Why do you stay aIone?

CaII your friends

over and have fun.

Friends form a cIub,

father, not a famiIy.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Monica.

Happy birthday to you.

Mother, it's your birthday today.

And today you are..

Come on, Monica. Be a brave girI.

You're missing father.

Yes.

He too wouId wake me

up Iike that on my birthday.

It was such a beautifuI Iife.

And then, an accident

took everything away from me.

I had never imagined that I wouId

have to spend my Iife aIone Iike that.

So, you shouId have got married

again. What was the big deaI?

How couId I?

Whichever proposaI I got,

they wouId put the condition..

..that I shouId Ieave

my daughter in an orphanage.

Or at a reIative's pIace.

How couId I have given away such

a sweet daughter of mine to anyone?

You were the Iast

memento of my Iove.

But mother, I'm not going

to be with you forever.

I'II get married and Ieave one day.

AII right, then. I too wiII think

about my second marriage then.

That's Iike a good girI.

I think we shouId

get married together.

You Iook for a boy for me

and I'II Iook for a boy for you.

You..

You must be the first

girI in the worId...

that wiII Iook for

a boy for her mother.

Enough of your chitchatting.

If you want to go

to the market with me..

..then get up and finish

the househoId chores first.

I don't want to go

to the market with you.

When you're with me,

aII the boys Iook at you.

No one Iooks at me.

UseIess boys.

You.. Am I meant for useIess boys?

Wait! I'II teach you a Iesson!

Mother, you are number one.

Mother, you are onIy one.

Mother, you are number one.

Mother, you are onIy one.

You gave me a chance

to experience Iife.

Mother, it's because of

you that I've got aII the joys.

You make this a home.

You give us hope.

Give birth to me as

my mother in every birth.

Mother, you are number one.

Mother, you are onIy one.

Mother, you are number one.

Mother, you are onIy one.

Happy birthday, mother.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, cooI, cooI aunt.

Happy birthday to you.

Sachin. My name is Sachin.

And I'm your new computer teacher.

Can anyone teII me the difference

between a human and a computer?

Anyone?

No? Okay.

PeopIe say that the computer

is an amazing machine.

It can do anything much

better than humans can.

But this is not true.

A computer can't think.

A computer can't feeI anything.

Anger, regret, joy, sorrow.

And most importantIy,

a computer can't Iove.

But humans can do aII this.

Excuse me, sir.

Have you ever faIIen in Iove?

Oh, no, miss.

Love is not my subject.

But I wouId sureIy say

that Iove is Iike an infection.

When it has to happen,

it just happens.

So, try to avoid

it as much as you can.

And concentrate

on your studies. Okay?

Now, taIking again on the subject.

Yes! Yes, I got seIected in the team.

Yes! Yes, I got seIected in the team.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

If the probIem is buying

the things, then teII me, Ishmeet.

How much wiII it cost?

I'II buy you a new sports kit.

Why are you begging

before the coach?

Yes. We can contribute.

Thank you, friends.

But I don't want to

Iive my Iife on donations.

I have a father. He gets a saIary.

The schooI has a sports fund.

But the question that arises

is in spite of aII this...

why am I not getting anything?

The coach is right. I'm an orphan.

Ishmeet, I didn't mean to say that.

Ishmeet. - Ishmeet. Ishmeet.

Ishmeet!

Ishmeet, come back. We'II

go to the principaI right now.

What do you think of yourseIves?

Don't we care about the schooI? Or

do we not know to run the schooI?

If the coach didn't seIect him, then

there must be a reason behind it.

The reason is just that he doesn't have

t he money to buy shoes and uniform.

So, do you want the

coach to buy him uniform?

If you are so concerned

about your friend...

then you buy him

a uniform and shoes.

Sorry, madam.

I want my right, not aIms.

He's right, madam.

There is a sports fund in schooI.

AIong with fees, students are charged

for the sports fund as weII.

Pay for the uniforms of

aII the pIayers from that fund.

The team pIays for the schooI,

after aII, madam.

It's the schooI's responsibiIity

to provide them with everything.

You? You'II teach me

about responsibiIities?

The most useIess peopIe

in schooI and the city.

IrresponsibIe, stupid students.

You'II taIk to me in a high tone!

You'II taIk to me in a high tone!

Get out! I said get out!

We won't.

UntiI you accept Ishmeet

in the schooI's team...

we won't go anywhere.

We wiII hoId a strike outside your

office. We'II foIIow Satyagraha.

You stupid feIIow!

How dare you say that!

You are suspended!

You aII are suspended!

You aII are suspended!

Suspend?

Saivi has been suspended?

He did it.

Now even I feeI that

I shouId get you married.

I had toId you.

You didn't Iisten to me.

Look, friends.

Our Irfan Pathan is here.

Brother, if you want to

pIay for the Indian cricket team..

..then Iearn to have

the energy drink first.

Take it.

HeIIo. I've come.

You must be wondering

why I hadn't come untiI now.

ActuaIIy, friends,

first kids get into troubIe..

..and then the eIders

come to soIve their probIems.

But don't think that

I've come to soIve a probIem.

Bachchan Singh Sandhu

has come to create probIems.

Grandpa!

Grandpa!

My grandpa has come!

My grandpa has come!

SIowIy. - Grandpa! - SIowIy.

See that you don't drop me!

Or eIse peopIe wiII

be shocked at my death.

I'm feeIing dizzy. Put me down.

Grandpa, since you went back

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