Suicide Kings Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1997
- 106 min
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We'll let him go
and we'll be
out of the house, pal.
All right. Now, uh,
call me crazy,
But, uh,
this is my house.
Guys, don't you think
you should have maybe
consulted me first ?
- Christ, Ira, you never
would have gone for it.
You cut the man's
finger off.
You guys are
all f***ing sick !
You're a bunch
of f***ing sickos !
get out now. Let's go.
Right now.
Who knows we're here ?
Nobody. It's a
wrong number, probably.
Did anybody tell anybody
we were going to be here ?
- Ira ?
- No.
Ira.
Uh, yeah, maybe somebody.
Two guys.
Oh, two guys.
F***, f***, f*** !
Brian and michael.
Sh*t ! god, Ira.
So what ? I thought we were
gonna be playing poker,
Not kidnapping don corleone
here. Sh*t. Sorry.
- No, no. That's all right.
- I meant that
with all due respect.
-How much you pay
- About $85 In payless.
- You think i give a f*** ?
- What brand are they ?
Who gives a sh*t ?
You don't even
f***in' know.
See, i give a sh*t
about my footwear. Okay ?
A f***ing guy can't go out
and spend his own money
on f***in' clothes ?
What the f***
is goin' on
in this country ?
I didn't say you c--
did i miss a f***in'
meeting or something ?
Ira.
I have to pee.
- I'm not doin' it here.
- No, he is not
doing it there.
Well, i guess he's not
doing it at all, then.
How's that, Ira ?
- We could untie
one of his hands.
- Guys, what are you, crazy ?
Do you remember what happened
the last time this guy's
hands were untied ?
He almost killed
all four of us.
His hands stay.
Why don't we just wheel
the whole contraption-- the
chair with mr. Barret in it--
We wheel it
in the bathroom and--
- And ?
- Well, i don't know.
We can tie one of his hands
to something in there,
tie the other to something else.
- What ? What third ?
One to unzip his fly,
pull his dick out--
whoa !
- Aim it. Please aim it.
- Aiming is good.
What the hell is that ?
It's a vase.
Hasn't anybody here
No. Come on !
do you have
a better idea ?
-It's from sri lanka.
- Here, these are for you.
- This isn't funny, t.k.
- Someone's still gotta
hold it.
All right, all right.
Look, since i'm in charge,
f*** it. Max, you do it.
F*** that, i'm not doin' it.
Avery, you can do it.
- No, i'm not doin' it.
- Guys, it's my dick. I pick.
I am the closest thing
to an m.d. On the premises.
I will take care of mr. Barret's
bodily functions.
Anybody wants to hold hands
with my dick,
I insist they buy me
a drink first.
I mean, after all,
i'm not asking for
dinner and dancing.
You know, i'm not asking
for a commitment.
[ T.k. ]
No, i'm sorry, mr. Barret.
That's not such a good idea.
Excuse me, mr. Lawrence.
A phone call.
Charlie ? Just a minute.
Thank you, Christopher, and will
you keep the girl's glass
topped till i get back ?
Yes, sir.
Thanks a lot.
Are you all right ?
Would i call you
if i was all right ?
- Okay, so what's going on ?
- This one you are not
gonna believe.
Take me off
the speaker phone, will you ?
No, no.
- Off the speaker phone, please.
- Attorney-client privilege.
- You're not in
the f***ing courtroom. No.
- No.
- Why does it matter ?
- We won't hear what the guy
on the other end is saying.
- They speak in codes.
- Avery, geez.
- What are you talking about ?
They could
speak in codes. It would
be like, "are you all right ?"
"no." "yes."
uh, "i'll be all right."
- Yeah.
- What the hell
is goin' on there ?
- I've been kidnapped.
- Christ. What for ?
$2,000,000.
No, no, no, i mean,
You, know, what for ?
Whatever you do,
don't send your kid
to boarding school.
Boarding school.
Look, who's got ya,
Why have they got ya,
and what do they want ?
What the f***
we supposed to do
with this ?
I was gonna
make brownies.
Good idea.
I need to know who took her,
where they got her--
The whole nine yards--
and i need to know now.
All right. Listen,
is there some place
that i can call you ?
One second.
- Get real, Charlie.
- If my people are
able to find your friend,
How are they
supposed to let us know ?
You didn't think this through
too good, did you ?
T.k., give me
your beeper.
Uh-uh. No way you're gonna use
my beeper as an accessory
to kidnapping, man.
- What are you, kidding ?
- Give me the number.
Give me it back.
Give me the number.
-F*** you.
- Come on.
Give me the number.
F*** you.
I think i'll--
Nice try; too slow.
Always too slow.
T.k., i think i'll
call chickie and tell her
i need your beeper number...
'cause i haven't seen you
for like eight hours-- not since
i saw you with that other girl.
- Chickie.
- It's for elise. Help us out.
850-6369. Can you dial seven
after you dial the number ?
Sure.
Thanks.
You got that ?
Got it.
Good. Don't waste time.
Charlie, you gotta--
you gotta help me out, here.
This is gonna take a while.
Yeah.
Get ahold of lono.
You know what i mean.
Ah, this f***in' guy.
Get off the f***in' car.
Get off the car.
Get off the f***in' car.
Get off the f***in' car.
- Okay ! just give me
a dollar, okay ?
- What ?
You got a benz,
i got a "busket" !
give me a dollar !
- A "busket" ?
Give me the busket.
- No !
- Give me the busket.
- Uh-uh.
Tell you what. I'll give you
five hundred bucks
for that busket.
All right ?
- Okay.
- Put the bottle
in the busket,
Put the rag in the busket,
and hand it to me.
- Come on. Leave him alone.
- Get a hotel, get a room,
shower, shave,
Get a suit, get a job,
and get off the sauce.
If i see you...
In the streets again
with a busket, i'm gonna
f***in' shoot you, all right ?
- R-right.
- Okay. All right. Screw.
- You're all right, man.
- All right.
You're all right,
man.
All right.
All these guys need
is a little guidance
sometimes, you know ?
- F*** !
- you got a cigarette, maybe ?
- Gimme the gun.
Gimme the f***in' gun.
- Come on. Leave him alone.
Get back in the car.
F*** ! you f***in' prick !
F*** ! goddamn it !
Jesus Christ !
F***in' piss !
sh*t !
Do you f***in' believe
i gave that guy
Jesus !
between him and the boots,
you're down two grand.
Don't ever mention
the f***in' boots to me again.
You got that ?
Sorry, lono.
I'm kidding.
It's not f***in' funny.
I don't want to hear about
any f***in' kind of footwear
from you ever again.
I won't. I won't.
Don't even talk about
f***in' socks to me.
All right. I won't.
I won't.
Don't touch any buttons,
for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
Lono, it's me, Marty.
I just got off the phone
with Charlie.
-He's been kidnapped.
-Kidnapped ?
- Is he all right ?
- Well, he's alive.
- My arm. It's numb.
Could you get the tape--
- leave him. He'll live.
- Somebody gotta get me a drink.
- Why don't i get that for you ?
It's a good idea.
- Thanks.
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