Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay Page #3

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Finally, I ran out of options.

So I changed my name and have

been lying low ever since.

Calling yourself "Steel Maxim,"

and stripping.

That's lying low to you?

It's called hiding

in plain sight, sweetheart.

Anyway, you gotta believe me,

I had nothing to do

with the card,

I swear on my life!

BOOMERANG:

So who's Dr. Fate now?

FATE:
I heard Nabu

picked some chick.

You get all that?

I got it.

He's telling the truth.

Useless.

But at least now,

we know who took the card.

Sounded like Scandal Savage

and Knockout.

But it didn't sound like

their kind of heist.

It's not.

I bet my eyeteeth that her daddy

Vandal Savage is on this.

According to

the Justice League database,

that bastard is

a 50,000 year old caveman

who was affected by radiation

from a meteorite.

Yeah, I know.

Anyway, you might be familiar

with his other nom de plume.

Alexander the Great, Caesar,

Genghis Khan.

He's history's bloodiest tyrant.

And you're going after him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't signup

to deal with an immortal butcher.

You didn't sign up for anything.

I run the op the way I want,

and I want that card, Deadshot.

I need it.

It's Savage, Waller,

you gotta give me something.

But we already have Zoom

on our ass.

I can't go back to them

with nothing.

Fine. Ten years.

I'll give you ten years off.

You know what that

means for you?

You're out.

If you're in...

So when do we get the show

on the road?

Drive.

What do we do

with Magic Mike?

(GRUNTS) Hey!

Not cool.

At least you could call me

a car, a**holes.

Which exit, cowboy?

Waller said to keep going

north until we hear from her.

I'm surprised she really

believes this mumbo-jumbo.

- Do you?

- What?

You know, that

you can skip hell.

Beats me. I always thought

this was hell, Captain Kangaroo.

Hey, all right.

First up, that's offensive.

I'll tell you another thing.

If any of us truly

deserves hell, it's Waller.

And that b*tch knows it.

My God, the way she does.

I ain't worrying. I know

I'm going to heaven.

Anyone who can put up with

Mr. J deserves a break.

(CHUCKLES)

The problem is, sweetheart,

you have to die in order to find

out if the card really works.

Pretty-bloody-embarrassing

if it didn't.

What about you, gunman?

You think the card will work

like the blood you spilled?

Or don't you believe in heaven?

I believe in heaven, Boomer.

Everytime you shut your mouth.

You joke about heaven

and hell, Deadshot.

But trust me, they exist.

There's not a morning goes by

I don't get up wondering

if this will be

my judgement day.

Lined up with the woman I love.

Will face the lake of hell fire with

the same vermin who brought me down.

The only thing any of us can

hope for is divine intervention.

Only through the grace of God can

we be saved from eternal damnation.

For all the blood we spilt...

Everything else is just talk.

So, guess the card

couldn't hurt then, eh?

(GROANS) Dude, this is

the way they left me.

I was kidnapped.

Thats's what they all

say, buddy.

We'll get you something pretty

to wear back at the station.

Hope you like pink.

Sorry, officer.

But I think your tags

are about to expire.

Oh, crap.

WALLER:
All right,

listen up, it turns out

that Scandal Savage and her gal

pal have an apartment in Denver.

There's a hidden safe. I'll

be sending you floor plans.

Yes, sir. We'll be ready.

Wonderful.

A few days without a scalpel in my

hand, I'll start to feel all fidgety.

Better get dressed, babe.

The caveman cometh.

Oh, about time. This little

piggy's been cramping our style.

No peeking.

Madam, I'm a surgeon.

I've seen bodies before.

Not like this one.

(MUFFLED MUMBLING)

(YAWNS)

(ICE CRACKLING)

Fun!

I don't know why your papa wants me

for a job any bone cutter could do.

My work is art,

it's transformational.

So is your bank account

if you do this right.

I have been wanting this

since I escaped from Apocalypse.

Hmm, what do you think?

Too Wonder Woman?

He likes Wonder Woman.

There's only three.

Some guy in cuffs

and a pig mask.

Kinky.

They usually call up

first, don't they?

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

Oh, God!

COPPERHEAD:
I smell bacon.

You heard me.

So far no one's died.

Let's see how long

we can make that last.

- Now.

- (SHRIEKS)

It's here.

Frost, how about a few

icy cuffs for the ladies?

(AIRCRAFT APPROACHING)

Balls.

(GRUNTS)

What a world. What a world!

(GRUNTING)

We can't get a clean shot.

The woman is expendable.

(GROANING)

(SCREAMS ANGRILY)

I know you could see me, Savage,

I got the card!

You really want to kill me?

I'm guessing no,

but then again,

but who'd have guessed

a caveman believed in hell?

Everyone, get behind me.

No fast moves.

Can't negotiate with him.

Right now, we're just playing

poker, and I've got the wild card.

Well, that makes me feel

a lot better.

Father, we must help her.

Get Pyg onboard.

She's dying, she can't be left.

(GUNSHOT)

Get Pyg.

Christ, I thought

you were a lousy father.

Just move back nice and slow.

We're like fish

in a freaking barrel.

If you kill me,

your card gets used up.

If you wound me,

my friends will finish the job.

Either way, you lose

your ticket to heaven.

Give me the card, and I'll

spare all your sorry lives.

Sounds reasonable.

We're so screwed.

Okay.

Oh, come on.

You better be up there

snake man.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Gee, Frosty, it's like

Christmas eveyday with you.

(BELL DINGS)

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Trust me, that one's

out of order.

ZOOM:
Damn it, we're too late.

BANSHEE:

So they didn't get the card.

At least we know who's got it.

Savage has disappeared

for decades.

I can't lose them.

(PANTING)

(STRAINING)

(BEEPING)

(GROANS)

(PANTING)

(GROANS)

I understand he took you

by surprise.

What I don't understand is why I'm not

blowing your fool heads off right now.

His ship was as big as a 747.

Your satellite's must've

picked him up.

Savage uses a cloaking device.

He could hide the moon

if he wanted to.

He must've left

some kind of trail.

A heat signature?

A disruption in the clouds?

You better hope

we find something.

Otherwise, this camping trip

is over.

Waller out.

Oh, Benji gets a star.

We should've kept on fighting.

At least one of us would've

gotten out with a card.

Hey, where you going?

I need to get some air.

Well, who's gonna lead us?

You're incharge.

Who wants pizza?

(VEHICLES MOVING)

(VEHICLES HONKING)

(GASPS)

It's okay.

I'm looking for Zoe.

Are you her dad?

Yeah.

Where are you guns?

Cool. A lot of .45s right?

I play a lot of

first person shooters.

I'm PussycatKill

on Blood World.

Why isn't she here?

She stays away a lot.

Crap. You got any?

Where'd she go?

Southside on King street,

There's a drug house.

She usually ends up there.

Don't get me wrong.

She's no tweaker.

Maybe some weed.

Speaking of, might as well

wake and bake since I'm up.

She says she's like you.

Likes to live dangerously.

But she kind of hates you too.

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