Suicide Squad Page #3

I've known you,

like, nine months.

Remember when I brought you that cookie?

That was a real cookie.

Aw, sh*t.

What?

Sh*t.

Oops

Oh...

Y'all jokers must be crazy.

All right.

Now you know what you're buying.

Let me tell you the price.

First...

I want outta here.

Second, I want full custody

of my daughter.

All right?

And her mom can have like...

Supervised visits.

But her stank ass boyfriend can't come.

Darnell can't come.

- Darnell's out.

- He's out.

Third, y'all gonna pay for

my daughter's whole education.

Best schools.

And then I want her

to go to college

like Harvard or Yale.

- Ivy league.

- Ivy league, yeah.

- One of them big joints, you know?

- Mm-hm.

And if she can't cut it,

and her grades start slipping,

- I need you to white-people that thing.

- Mm-hm.

- You know how y'all do.

- Oh yeah.

You know, right?

Okay.

Now that's my price.

But I'm concerned, 'cause I don't

see nobody writing sh*t down.

You're in no position

to make any demands.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

You thought I was talking to you.

No, errand boy.

I'm talking to your boss.

That's my price, sweetie.

You know what it is.

You notice these are criminals?

Mm.

They're psychotic antisocial freaks.

It makes no sense.

Let me hit the tier one units

and I'll build you

a team of pipe hitters who'll do

anything you can dream up.

I mean, you need real soldiers.

Not these scumbags.

In World War 2, the US Navy

made a deal with the mafia

to protect it's ships

on the waterfront.

This ain't World War 2.

It's World War 3.

What are you really up to?

It's a "need to know", and, all you

need to know is you work for me.

That can change with a phone call.

I have friends too, you know.

There you go.

Call'em.

But without you minding her,

your lady friend stays here

strapped to a board

in a drug-induced coma.

They warned me about you.

My dumbass didn't believe the stories.

Nobody does.

Where is she?

It's complex.

This is not just her.

Everybody's disappeared.

There's this new law,

where if you're a bad enough bad guy,

they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket.

They send you to

this swamp in Louisiana.

A black site.

That's where she is.

So what do we do?

Bring the car around.

We're going for a drive.

Lester. Lester.

Hit me one more time!

And...

Come on, man!

You gotta call upstairs and tell them

to float me another 10k.

- You got it?

- Hey.

- Boss wants to see you.

- You know who I am?

Good job, man.

He's killing it.

Come on, man.

Why am I here?

All right! Yeah! I'm down.

I get it, all right?

I've had a run of bad decks.

Not my fault.

All right?

Dude, this is real.

I had to stop these guys

from burning down your house

with your kids in it.

But, you're lucky.

Yeah, maybe.

Why-why do you think so?

Yo, slick.

What's up?

Griggs.

You are?

You might wanna keep your mouth shut.

Can I go, man?

What the hell's going on, man?

This is crazy.

Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah,

blah-blah, blah-blah.

All of that chitchat

is gonna get you hurt.

Oh!

My god.

I could tell you meant that.

Yeah.

You're gonna be my friend.

Enchantress.

Log time of death, 16:20

June?

- Let's get her down to the morgue.

- June?

June?

June.

June.

What did you do?

Shhh.

Okay.

Sister.

Brother.

Plus, it could be the routing number.

Wanna go for drinks?

I got this.

Enchantress.

God damn it!

June... June!

June, I'm sorry.

June.

She...

She went somewhere.

If you have to choose

between her or me...

Stop her.

Promise me you'll stop her.

Even if it kills me.

Sir?

Sir, you okay?

Can you breathe?

Did you take anything?

This is 21.

Send medical to my location.

I'm a physician.

Roger.

Bringing medical to your location.

No pulse.

Starting compressions.

Sir.

Midway city is under attack.

It's a non-human entity.

I think you know what to do, sir.

Activate Task force X

and get Amanda Waller

and her whole circus

on scene asap.

Yes, sir.

We're gonna live with Task force X.

Pull 'em.

Prisoners, get down on your knees.

Now!

Down on your knees! Hands in the air!

Turn around.

Hands up high!

Hey, I'm cooperating.

All right?

- This is me being cool.

- Take her.

Do not fire that goddamn weapon!

Damn it!

Open the gate!

Everybody, line up for extraction.

Let's go!

Let's move, move!

Yeah!

Open the door! Let's go!

- Alright. Go! Go!

- Move it! Move it!

Hit him!

Hurry up, before he smokes us!

Where you at?

Whoa!

Is that the new guy?

What is that?

What is that?

- Who are you?

- Standby, arming device.

Who are you?

I don't know who you are.

- Device armed.

- Hey.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Injection successful.

Location verified.

Anybody who touches me is dead.

Anybody who tou...

Ahh!

Lady.

- Injection successful.

- Hey.

- Hey! Miss? What was that?

- Location verified.

- Oh.

- Next!

Oh, you deaf.

You one of them deaf hoes.

- Oh.

- All right, all right. Come on.

Shut up, and get it done.

Weeee.

Listen, you're being transferred.

I don't know where you're going.

It's from Mr. J.

You gonna tell him

I took care of you?

You're so screwed.

What do you mean by that?

What do you mean by that?

Get off me!

Get off me!

Harley, what do you mean by that?

Harley!

Hey, I got a delivery.

I have a gift basket for Dr. Van Criss.

You're not on the access list.

I can't let you in. Sorry.

Hey, cool.

Can I leave it with you?

I'm way behind today.

Thank you.

You're a good man.

Open up.

Just please, do whatever they say.

Do whatever they say.

Just do it.

This look neat.

Light it up! Light it up!

Light it up!

He's right above us.

This is a mistake.

Rick, I can't do this.

- I can't...

- Listen. Listen.

There's no other way.

Just get it done.

Just get it done.

Enchantress.

Flag, talk to me.

What' going on down there?

Amanda, she bolted.

Say it again?

She bolted!

Sh*t!

Go!

Worldwide military is on alert.

Our weapons are ineffective.

- I thought this was contained!

- Pull everyone back to the evacuation zone.

Guys, I need all three of you,

follow me please.

Anybody a universal donor?

Anybody with blood.

Bring those two over here.

Blunt trauma, right forehead!

This is the worst day of my life.

All evacuees must report

to a fema representative.

What's going on in that city?

Those a**holes here yet?

Yeah, they're here.

Alpha, bravo team, on me.

What the hell, Flag?

Unlock 'em.

Hi, boys!

Harley Quinn.

How do you do?

Huh?

What was that?

I should kill everyone and escape?

Sorry.

The voices.

I'm kidding.

Jeez.

That's not what they really said.

What do we got here?

12 pounds of sh*t

in a 10-pound sack.

Welcome to the party, capitan boomerang.

Hey!

Hey, hey, hey...

What's going on, man?

Calm down.

Hey, one minute I'm playing mahjong

with me Nanna...

Then this red streak

hits me outta nowhere.

Shut up!

You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.

I was not.

Here comes slipknot...

The man who coould climb anything.

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