Summer Page #4

- Alright.

F***. I forgot the wreath!

Come on, come on. Wreath!

- Hurry up.

- Alright, alright!

He's not gonna run off, is he?

God so loved the world

that gave His only son

that whoever believes in Him

should not perish

but have eternal life.

The eye has not seen nor ear heard

nor the heart of man conceived

what God has prepared

for those who love Him.

On behalf of the family, can I

welcome you all to our service?

Thank you for coming

and sharing this special occasion

as we say farewell

to our dear friend Darren.

Saying goodbye is always painful,

but I hope the pain will be eased

by the very special and positive

memories we have of him.

- It's freezing.

- Yeah.

- Do kids still swim here?

- Too dangerous now, they say.

Yeah, well, it probably is.

Nobody needs the woods any more.

All the kids have got cars

to shag in now.

Still the romantic, then.

- Why do I have to do this?

- Shut up moaning.

- What are you up to, Shaun?

- You'll see.

- I really should be getting back.

- Katy...

Look. I've wanted to say...

Yeah?

...that I've missed you.

Well, I've missed you, Shaun.

I still think about you...

...like we were back then... before.

Oh, Shaun.

Just cos I'm here now,

it doesn't mean...

No. I'm not expecting you to rip

your gear off or anything like that.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted you to know...

...back then...

...was the best summer I ever had.

Oh, Shaun.

It's done.

You want to f*** it or float it?

Yeah, alright.

Bollocks.

It's not even that deep.

Just go in!

Everyone says it's 50 foot deep.

Everyone says aliens run the chip shop.

There's pikes in here

that bite your bollocks off.

You're full of sh*t!

Lovely and warm.

Look! There's sharks. F***ing sharks!

It was big.

Shaun! Shaun! Come on! Shaun!

Shaun!

The bastard's got a gun!

Come on.

Shaun, come on!

Oh, my shoe.

Wait!

Daniel!

- What?

- Nothing.

I'll have to pay for that now.

I bet this is the first thing

to go down on you in a while.

Cheeky bastard.

- Alright. See you.

- See you.

- Sorry if I pissed you off earlier.

- You didn't.

I'm quite house-trained these days.

Well, most days.

- What's going happen to Dan now?

- He'll stay with me.

You should go.

Yeah.

You know where I am if you fancy

a bit of rough. For old times' sake.

You really haven't changed, have you?

You can't blame a guy for trying,

not now you're driving a car like that.

Alright?

Bye, then.

- Zoe's staying for tea.

- Alright.

What are you making?

Nothing till you clean up

your bloody room.

Seen that.

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