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college in Framingham.

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I thought I'd give you a chance anyway.

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- Coach.

- Shut up and listen.

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This summer league is one step away

from getting paid to play baseball.

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Look. I know you've had a bad loss

in your personal life. I'm sorry about that.

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But I don't have any room on this roster

for some hardheaded, local wiseass...

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who thinks the rules don't

apply to him.

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So, like I said:
"Strike two."

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Mr. Parrish, remember my son Ryan?

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How are you doing?

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Fellows, could you do me a favor

and not park trucks on the main driveway?

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Just use the service drive from now on,

would you? Thanks.

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I drove by the Chamberlains'. I thought

you were going to do their lawn this morning.

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I had practice.

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How's the coach?

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I thought I told you not to

talk to him.

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I didn't talk to him.

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Someone told him the story

about mom dying.

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Maybe someone's trying to help you.

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Thanks, but I can screw this

up on my own.

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- I'll meet you over there.

- Get us something.

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Give me three Sam Adams.

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Man, what's that look for?

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I heard my little brother showed up

late for practice wearing a skirt.

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Coach Schiffner didn't strike me

as the type to find that funny.

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No more talking to the coach, got it?

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Fine. Can I tell Pop about the skirt?

He'd be so proud.

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I don't know, Mike,

I don't want to disappoint him.

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After all, he set such high

standards for us.

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What's up, Ryan?

Let's go play some pool.

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I've got to go talk to these guys.

I'll come back.

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Yeah. Go, Chatham A's.

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Van Leemer, so why are you here?

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Dodgers offered me $2,000,000.

That's chump change.

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I'll pitch a few games here.

I figure they'll come to their senses...

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tack on an extra half mil.

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Nice.

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I'm sorry, you had something to say?

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- No.

- Ryan!

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Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your ass

hanging out of your banana hammock...

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sobbing, "Sorry, Coach.

Here's my skirt. It was there, I was here."

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That was you, right? I'm sorry.

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Listen, gentlemen,

we're going to talk to some ladies.

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Walk away. Let's go talk to some women.

Come on. Let it go.

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Boys, enjoy your cocktails.

We'll see you later.

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Thanks for stopping by.

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Meet these ladies, be my wingman,

and you can get out of here.

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Lauren Hodges, allow me to introduce you

to a good friend of mine, this is Ryan Dune.

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- Dunne!

- Hi.

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- And this is her friend...

- Tenley Parrish.

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Unfortunately Ryan has to...

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sit down and stay for a while.

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I know you.

I mean, I've seen you somewhere before.

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I'm a pitcher for the Chatham A's.

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No. I never go to games. I like sports,

but it's hot and I'm a swimmer.

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Look who it is. My favorite lawn boy.

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Didn't get that job on the vineyard.

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But I still want my underwears back.

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Where is my orange thong? Where on

Earth could my orange thong possibly be?

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You seem to be

disarmingly uncomfortable right now...

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so why don't you just give me

my underwears back?

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I can't.

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Why not?

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I'm still wearing them.

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You spit on me! Get out.

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Wait a minute. You're a ball player

and you wear women's underwear.

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What else should I know about you?

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I've been cutting the grass

at your summer house for the last six years.

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- What?

- 642 Shore Road.

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We also check the pipes in the winter

to keep them from freezing.

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We?

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Me and my dad.

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Ryan Dunne.

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Runnin' down.

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Fire that thing!

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Come on, Cal.

One more, baby, let's go.

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- That's it! That's the nasty hammer.

- Here he comes, folks.

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The circus act has arrived.

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Did they give you batteries

with that glove?

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Let's go, Ryan Dunne.

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Come on, Ryan, get

up on there now!

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How do you like me now?

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That's nice! Very nice,

Dunne. All right.

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- You can drive?

- Yeah.

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Where did you go last night?

Miles here met twins.

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- Really?

- I met a girl.

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A girl so big I thought she

was twins.

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She was big, huh?

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- How can I say this?

- How do you say this?

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She was fat and that ain't

with a "PH" kid.

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