Summer Catch Page #4

Ryan Dunne!

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Yes, sir.

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- How are you feeling?

- Good, strong, ready.

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Good. I need you to go up in the stands

and pass the hat.

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Yes, sir.

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Give them hell, Ry.

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They should have chili at this, Pete.

I don't care what you say.

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- They don't have chili.

- But they should.

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- What's up, Ry?

- What's up, man?

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- How you doing?

- What are you doing here?

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What does it look like I'm doing?

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- Right.

- Sorry, man.

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Wait! Here you go.

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What are you doing? I paid for those chips.

It's a donation hat.

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I know, dude. You don't want to mess

with the hat. The hat is sacred.

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All right. Pete, it's cool.

Chill, man. People are looking.

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And a deep drive to straightaway

center, back, back.

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Dalrymple leaps over

the fence and makes a spectacular catch.

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What a play.

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Now Van Leemer is one out away from

a complete game shutout here in the opener.

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He hasn't been in a jam all day.

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There's a lazy fly ball to short left center.

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Dalrymple drifts in and makes the catch.

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The opener is in the books...

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and the strength of a brilliant

four-hit shutout by Eric Van Leemer.

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Great game, huh?

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Zero for four, two strikeouts.

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Nobody hit, man.

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You went two for five.

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- Weak. Tweener and a duck.

- Tweener and a duck each gets you on base.

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- Yo, Bru.

- Yeah?

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- I need your help.

- What?

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I seem to have this splinter

stuck in my ass...

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and I was wondering if you

could help me.

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Please? Come on, man.

Let's go get a beer.

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Hey, Miles.

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I didn't mean to interrupt or anything,

but can you help me out here?

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What's up?

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Go ahead, tell him.

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- Are you all right?

- Yeah.

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It's my house mom.

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She's over 40. She's old

enough to be my mom.

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Dude, she's hot and she wants

his Johnson.

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- Is she married?

- No.

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Are you a virgin?

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You don't have to answer that.

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What should he do?

Let's see.

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Get out of here!

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Go on, right now.

Go home and tap that ass.

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Get out of here!

It won't take long.

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He's got a bubble-butt.

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Domo does.

The kid has got a bubble-butt.

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Why are you looking at me like that?

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I play center field.

I look at infielders from behind.

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Pitchers, too.

Ryan has got a great ass.

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Van Leemer's got a big butt.

Big can on that guy.

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Yeah.

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There's nothing sexual about

what I'm saying. Alright?

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Okay.

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- Lauren and Tenley here yet?

- Not yet.

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Miles thinks you have

a nice pooper.

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Thank you, Miles.

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Yeah.

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You're right.

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Nice shot, Pete.

It's all over now, baby blue.

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But I can understand, because you

weren't wearing the right shoes, right?

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Why is that?

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Does Nike make a pool shoes?

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That's enough.

Are you looking for a little exercise?

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Ryan, don't be that guy!

Do not be that guy.

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Okay? Walk it off. Good night.

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I'll be back.

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Why does this keep happening?

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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The girl leaves the bar

and the guy chases her?

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What was the problem

back there?

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Nothing, it's old friends

and new friends.

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I saw you at the game.

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I had to pick up Katie and I

saw you there.

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Those outfits are cute.

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They're nice.

I like a pinstripe.

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It's slimming.

It makes you look thin.

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Not that you're fat or anything.

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And you wear your socks really high.

It's sweet.

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It's cool. It's cool.

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Your whole outfit, or uniform.

"Uniform," that's what it's called, right?

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Okay, I'm going to shut up now.

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I've got a game, so...

I'm gonna go home.

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Wait.

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Someone left fresh cut flowers

on my windowsill this morning.

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It was really sweet.

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I'll make sure I get the message.

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Everything you do, on the field

and off the field...

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affects your wallet.

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It's a shame to be hitting

.190 on the field...

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because you're hitting .700

in some gin mill.

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It's a shame to see your dreams

and your bank accounts...

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