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Does anybody want ticket?

How much?

Does it look like I'm

selling vegetables?

How much...

What's the rate?

You think I'm Chameli.

Asking the rate.

Oh you want the ticket.

I want 10 tickets.

You can fit on the handle

of a seat.

Why do need 10 tickets?

I have 91/2 people with me

Ten for 408.

Is it a bus ticket or cinema ticket.

These are for 400.

Rest of the 8...

I'll give Xerox of it.

You're playing with me!

You don't know, who am I?

I'm am Chucky.

I'm Chucky. You're Lucky.

I didn't hit you.

I'm Chucky the Pain Killer.

I can see that.

Tablet of 100 mg.

My inner animal will come

out.

You look like an animal

on the outside.

You have a gang!

Excuse me what's your

problem.

One second you're visible.

One second you're gone.

Give me my money,

Who you are?

Me, I'm Mr. India, can't you see,

Wear a red glass, You are a thief,

and you're accusing me,

Give me Rs. 420,

It's Enough, What's going on?

I'll make an arrangement for

your breakfast,

You idiot, If I'll give you a slap

then you must lay down here,

You, Scoundrel,

Stay in your limits,

Shall I say?

Fire,

Blood is outside,

But bullet is inside,

I've been shot?

Correct,

How am I looks like?

Oh! My God, Mrs. Goyal!

Look at you,

It seems this dress is only made

for you,

Hi,

I think, you're looking out

of this world,

This is real you, Mrs. Goyal.

Ritu, What's the need of talk a lot?

I said right, She's looking out of

this world, She looks like Alien,

Ok, Listen,

Yes,

Last night from disco,

One minute, One minute,

What happen here?

What?

Which kind of scratch on your neck?

Look,

You forgot it again,

And you were making double minded

to go to the doctor,

Who did this all?

Do we have eyes on our ass?

Who did this all?

How do I know? Who did it?

Who did? Why did?

I don't know,

Where he did, I can't forget it,

Hey, Ballu.

Kumar!

Bro Ballu,

Yeah,

I' heard, you met an accident,

I am finished, I'm demolished,

I can't my face to anyone,

Nothing happen,

Someone shoot hit, and bullet just

touch it,

Bullet was trying for a chance

that it's gone with touch,

Bullet just whipped me up,

My all foundation has upset,

You just look at the positive side,

If the bullet will stuck

then it's gonna be blockage,

You scaring me,

Excuse me, Sir,

Yes, Sir,

Which court you're from?

Me,

I am from Bang Goth,

I mean in which court you're from?

I am in black coat,

Are you a lawer,

Nope,

I am an actor, I was going for an

audition, He's my customer,

I'm his customer, I used his car,

We used to travel,

You're not a lawer,

Why didn't you said before?

You didn't asked.

Dress like Lawers,

You should say that you're

not a lawyer,

You dress like police, would you say

that you're a police officer,

But I am a police officer,

I didn't deny it,

Move,

Shut up, get lost from here,

As a policeman he's talking like

a watchman,

Ghost!

You didn't brought me in an asylum,

I'm so scared,

Quick,

Ghost!

Ballu!

She was there,

Where I've been shot,

Where's the Ghost?

Where is the girl?

I can't see any one,

We came here to find Ghost,

And he's looking for a girl,

He's a police officer,

Hello! Doctor,

Dr. Waliaa!

Yes, I am getting,

I am getting your prescription,

Two spoon for morning and evening,

but this cough...

Will it be fine?

Sorry!

Yes, Ritu, How are you?

Fine,

She's Saher, I told you on phone,

Yes, Yes, Yes,

What's the problem?

Actually, I don't remember things,

I forgot them,

Like the way from home to studio,

then forgot cell phone in studio,

then dial a number and forgot

what to say,

Put some milk on gas, then

forgot to switch off the gas,

Yes,

Sign a voucher, forgot to take money,

Yes,

And lock up home then forgot

the keys inside home,

But, How do you know that?

Because, it happens with me too,

What's your problem?

What?

I am Ritu,

I bring her here,

Oh, Yes,

Yes, Yes, I forgot it again,

I don't believe it,

I'm so sorry, I didn't know that,

he's so...

so big,

Yeah, you're right,

I can't forget anything in life,

but can't forget this stupid,

I don't know why? anyway listen,

You just go,

I have to go at Rama Aunt's place,

We suppose to get lunch together,

Not today, please,

Ok, bye,

See you,

Can't you see,

You hit my car,

pay for the damage,

Otherwise I'll call the police,

Who do you think you are?

Hit my car,

Sir,

He hit the car,

He's the son of Minister Khurana,

pay for the damage,

Otherwise I'll call the police,

Will you call the police?

Yes, I would,

What do think?

Call them,

Call them,

Hi,

I am Rajeev Randhvaar,

Give her ice cream in my account,

Ice cream is finish,

Get away,

Listen,

Come here,

Today's Indians,

They drink Coke, Pepsi,

Forgot Lemonade,

Still Heart is Indian,

FTV, MTV, CHANNEL V,

forgot weather casting,

Still Heart is Indian,

Reserve Bank is empty,

All money deposited in Swiss Bank,

Still Heart is Indian,

Look,

You don't know whose son of I am?

Who's my father?

Even you don't know,

Whose your father?

I know, whose son of I am,

But you people don't know,

that who's my father?

Anwar!

Now' he'll say that he's the son

of some MP,

Son of Raj Khurana,

Yes,

I am the son of MP. Raj Khurana,

Do you think, we are fool,

I am the son of MP,

No,

Yes,

No,

Yes,

Yes,

Yes,

Hello!

Hello!

Sir, I'm ACP Rajveer speaking,

Yes, Rajveer, say,

Sir, your son hit a car,

and I slap him,

He didn't tell me that he's

your son,

There is no thing like timing,

Some thing happened,

Or I'll do something,

No, Sir, I handle everything,

Ok, Sir,

OK,

When he'll become nice,

You have to tell me before,

Didn't hit hardly,

No,

Do you want first aid?

No,

Go, You go,

Show is finish here,

You did well, Sir.

When if it's not working smoothly,

You should curve your finger,

Help,

Someone try to kill me,

He's following me,

He's gonna kill me,

Do something,

Sir, It's a personal case,

May be, He came to stole your purse,

Then he should steal purse,

Why he tried to kill me,

Today's Thugs are so advance,

Few days before,

What's her name?

Suwasni Pradhan,

Suwasni Pradhan,

She's been murdered,

Are you scaring me?

I am not scaring you,

I'm telling you the forecast of Delhi,

You come with me,

Where?

Police station,

But why?

Now it's a police case,

We have to take your statement,

Anwar,

Madam's scooty mirror has damaged,

Take your time to fix it,

I would,

He's here again,

Why you took me here?

I'm police officer later,

first I'm human,

I thought some loyal girl

come to police station...

...I don't like it,

You give me your statement here,

I'll manage it,

infect, Here's Lassi is too good,

You, Me and...

So, Sehar Thapar,

How do you know my name?

Delhi police,

Our network is like that,

You're from Chandigarh,

Sector 18,

How do you know?

Delhi police,

Yes,

And what you do like...

with cartoon characters.

Dubbing?

Yes,

Dubbing,

I can't believe it,

How do you know that?

Same answer,

Delhi police,

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