Sundown Page #4

poo on your lip.

No, the foam kept it clean.

It's fine.

Shut up. Gaby!

This is my friend Blake.

Blake, this is Gaby.

Hi, Gaby.

It's very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Blake:

What is that?

To celebrate your club debut.

The DJ is going to

play your mix.

- Okay, fuego!

- What?

Whoo! Yeah!

- You both ready?

- Ready.

- Yes?

- Ready. I like her!

One for you, and one for you.

And, cheers, DJ phantom.

- To DJ phantom.

- DJ phantom.

Whoa!

Oh, what is that?

It is a secret...

To get your blood pumping.

Oh, it did.

Emcee:

And now, people,

we have a new mix

from a new DJ...

DJ phantom.

Blake:

That's my friend!

I know him!

That's mi amigo.

- Whoo!

- I love this song.

I love it.

Dance with me.

Ha ha!

Yeah, Logan!

DJ phantom!

Whoo!

Logan:
I can't believe

they played my music.

It's... it's so cool.

You're so great.

- You're wonderful.

- Thank you so much.

- Okay.

- No?

- Shh.

- Okay.

I'm coming up.

I'm coming up.

Okay. Okay. Wait.

Tranquilo.

I don't know what that means.

- It means, relax.

- Okay. I'm gonna relax.

- Come on in.

- Nice.

- This is a nice room.

- Relax, okay?

- Okay.

- Tranquilo. It's okay.

It's just this is my first time.

Okay. Shh.

Okay. Relaxed now?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- Ahh! Ow, ow, ow.

- What?

My hair, my hair, my hair.

Hold on, my hair.

Hold on. Wait.

Okay. Okay.

Logan? Logan?

Viva la Mexico.

Nice.

Huh?

What?

Where are you going, lover boy?

Jesus.

Oh, my god! It's huge.

I gotta go.

I'll call you.

Right after I get some therapy.

Good morning.

Sorry, I must have

fallen asleep.

I... where are we?

A motel.

You don't remember?

No, I do.

Yeah, the motel last night.

Last night, it was incredible.

So was your mix, DJ phantom.

Really? You liked it?

Mm-hmm.

So, can we go get breakfast?

We?

No, we...

We're not doing anything.

I have to go.

And you owe me $300.

You're messing with me, right?

No. No joke.

Now, I need to get going,

so can we do this please?

So, last night, it was just...

What, you didn't like it?

No, I did.

It was great.

Good. Then you

won't mind paying me.

Yeah.

- Sh*t. I don't have it.

- If you don't pay me,

I get in very big trouble, okay?

I'm going to pay you,

I swear. Just...

You better not be lying to me.

I'll be back, okay?

Just wait here.

Blake:
Was it good

for you, you know?

She tickle your balls

a little bit?

She give you a little tickle?

A little pickle tickle?

Can you just get

the money, dude?

This is it, man.

After this, we are down

to our 200.

I still can't believe

she's charging me.

One way or the other, you

always gotta pay for the p*ssy.

- So, how was it?

- It was amazing.

She was amazing.

No, I want details.

For $300, did you get

some oral first?

Perhaps some anal?

Did Mona include anal?

As a matter of fact, yes,

but that's between

me and Mona, okay?

I didn't have to pay her.

What happened with Gaby?

- I don't remember.

- Dude, seriously.

I want details or give me

my money back.

Seriously, dude,

I don't remember.

Shut the f*** up.

Hey, mom. How's the cruise?

Janis:

It's interesting.

Never been on a naked cruise

before, young man!

Naked cruise?

Yes, butts, penises,

and b*obs everywhere!

Oh, my god.

Mom, I'm so sorry.

I had no idea.

Blake booked the tickets.

Jan, you gotta use

sunscreen, Jan.

You're going to burn your Booty!

Is Blake at the house?

No, he's not at the house,

because we're out.

Hey, you and dad

aren't naked, are you?

- Not yet.

- They're naked.

Your dad wants to make sure

you got the watch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got it right...

When did men start

shaving their penises?

- I got it right here.

- Are you doing that?

Um, so don't worry

about that or anything.

Enjoy your naked time.

I gotta go.

- Logan?

- Logan.

- F***! F***! F***ing f***!

- Logan? Honey?

- Blake:
Logan?

- Logan:
Gaby, hey!

Sorry I took so long.

I got your money.

Gaby. Gaby, no.

Gaby. Sh*t.

Sh*t! Sh*t! F***!

F***ing god damn it.

- No.

- Logan, what is happening?

Dude, she's not here.

She's not here. Sh*t!

Well, sweet.

We just saved $300.

No, and neither is the watch!

What? What happened

to the watch, Logan?

What do you mean?

Where's the watch?

Sh*t! Sh*t!

What happened to the watch?

Dude, she took it.

We gotta find her.

Well, how the hell

are we going to do that?

I don't f***ing know.

I can't even remember

last night.

We've got to find her.

F***!

Why the f*** did you

make me wear that thing?

I didn't make you.

You looked good with it.

Why did you lose it?

Thank god,

here comes the cavalry.

Chuy, man, he can save us.

Chuy, you're a beautiful

little Mexican man.

- Hey!

- I love you.

We're looking for the girl

from last night.

She stole his Rolex.

His Rolex.

- She stole my watch.

- Really?

- I need that watch.

- Okay, who?

- Her.

- Her name's Gaby.

- Beautiful girl, yeah.

- She's pretty.

- She's also a thief.

- I find her.

- What?

- I find her.

- Really?

- Yeah! Chuy knows everyone!

- See? I told you.

- Yeah, you were right. Thank you, Chuy.

But I'll need cash for expenses.

- How much?

- $50, okay?

- 50?

- Yeah.

No.

No, Chuy. Chuy, no.

- 20. 20.

- Okay, 20...

And your shirt.

Logan:

Are you sure she's in here?

Chuy:

Yeah, but it will be tricky.

The guy who owns this place

is a pendejo.

This is what I call

a strip club!

Focus.

We're here for the watch.

I'm focused.

I'm so focused.

Hey, my cousin.

Come on. El guapo!

He will take care of us.

Come on.

- My cousin.

- Hi.

These are my cousins

from the uniteds.

Sit down. Please, please.

Welcome. Sit.

She's here?

She's coming? Okay.

- Hey.

- Wait, wait.

Easy, easy.

El guapo will bring her.

Stick to the plan.

Let's move over there.

Okay.

Where's my watch?

I waited for over an hour.

I got your 300, so there.

- Where's my watch?

- I don't have it anymore.

What? Why not?

Where is it?

You need to go.

No, not until I get my watch.

- I think you need to go.

- Gaby, no.

- Seriously...

- You need to go now.

- Please.

- Hey, hey, hey.

Hands off...

The merchandise.

So what happened here?

She stole my watch.

Get him. Get him.

All of them in the back

right now!

I don't need to go to the back.

- I just need my watch.

- Shut up!

Okay, man. I'm walking.

Blake:
F***, dude,

this is so f***ed up.

Are they going to kill us, man?

I've seen this sh*t on the news.

Logan:

I don't know, man.

Now, what's all this about?

- A watch?

- She stole my Rolex.

Its silver with a black face.

- It's a part of my family.

It's okay.

Take it away.

That's my watch.

Jesus, that's my watch.

Okay.

This?

Yeah, that.

That's my watch.

Did you give it to him?

Are you calling me a thief?

No, sir.

The thing is,

it belonged to my dad

and his dad before that,

and it's really

important to him...

And to me.

Do I know you?

You're lucky today,

because I'm going to

give you this watch.

Yes. Yes, thank you,

thank you.

Thank you so much, seriously.

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