Super Mario Bros. Page #6

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We can't just take an elevator.

We gotta do something.

We tripped the alarm.

- What do you think I am, stupid?

- Yes. How we gonna get up, huh?

Like Marios.

Ha- ha!

Ingeniously! Come on.

Glug, glug, glug, glug!

Look out.

- You're ingenious, Mario, ingenious.

- Shut up.

Iggy and Spike have been preaching

your overthrow at the Boom Boom Bar.

Really? I am very disappointed

in you, cousins.

- Fascist!

- Oppressor of the proletariat!

- Guy in charge.

- Egg sucker.

- Kill them.

- We need to talk.

- I want you.

- This is hardly the time and place for that, Lena.

I didn't mean that. What I mean is

I think we can do this together.

- I think I can help you.

- I have just found out...

that I have saboteurs

in the tower.

I still do not have the meteorite piece.

I'm about to lose everything.

We can talk about this later

if later even occurs!

- What you care about is her.

- What I care about...

is the future of our species!

Oh! Very well then.

If not with you,

then on my own.

- Now what are we gonna do?

- I don't know. What?

- Listen.

- # Out of the long ago #

- What?

- # Warm as #

- # The wind #

- Trust me.

# Soft as the kiss #

- # Of sun #

- What are ya...

# 'Til then my sweet #

# Think of me now and then #

# God speed my love #

# 'Til you are mine again #

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Eat it.

- For me?

- Uh- huh. Yeah.

- I'm a vegetarian.

- Oh?

I don't eat anything

with a face.

I am kinda hungry, though.

- Any chance of a plate of steamed vegetables?

- Oh, yeah!

Am I interrupting?

Out.

Bye.

Lena, look, I know

you don't want me here.

So maybe...

I like this room, don't you?

It used to be my office until I...

got promoted.

Koopa needed me close by,

you see.

Lena, will you help me

get out of here?

Well, I think yes.

I'd love to get you out of here!

- Why are you doing this?

- Because everyone...

deserves what they've earned.

- And I've earned this.

- Ahh!

- Ahh!

- Ahh!

Ten- hut!

Forward, march!

Vegetables.

- You!

- Yes, it's us!

Your Most Royal Highness, please!

- Is it possible you could assist us in escaping?

- Help!

- Help!

- We're on your side! Please, princess!

Help!

Spikeasaurous, follow me!

- Where are you going?

- I have to help him.

Stand still.

- You stay, I'll go.

- Okay, I'll stay, you go.

- You stay, and I'll go.

- Okay, I'll go.

- Allow me.

- I hope he's all right.

Princess Daisy, we've always been

your "loyalest" supporters.

- We've been with your father since his demise.

- My father?

- What do you know about my father?

- Come with us!

- You tell her.

- No, I think you should tell her.

All right, we'll both tell her.

Daisy, I think this may come

as something of a shock.

Daisy, may I present to you...

your father.

- The fungus.

- Koopa's first victim of...

de- evolution.

This is my father?

Yes.

- Perhaps at this moment of delicacy...

- A delicate moment.

- A retreat is in order.

- An ordered retreat.

- Those that fight and run away...

- Live to fight...

another day.

How did you know

they'd do that?

'Cause everybody

loves to dance, that's why.

A dancin' lizard's like

dancin' crocodiles... Oh!

- Oh, wow.

- Oh, man.

Oh. Oh, I hate heights.

How we gonna get across?

- I can make it. I got a good feelin'.

- You're not gonna jump?

Come on, somebody's gotta do it.

We don't got no other choice, right?

- Luigi, this is curtains for us. This is

not Miraculous World! - I- I gotta go for it!

- Luigi!

- Ahhh!

I'm flyin; Mario, I'm flyin;!

Come on, come on, I told you.

All you had to do was trust. Come on.

Just do it, come on.

Just have faith. Jump.

You're flyin'.

Come on, Mario, come on.

Just trust. Jump! Come on.

- Okay, okay, I ju... just... yeah, okay.

- Come on, come on.

No, no, wait, Mario.

Don't jump, no! It's not...

- I'm not flyin'! It's just a... hook.

- Ahhh!

Mario!

- Luig...

- Oops. Sorry.

- Mario, I gotcha!

- Luigi!

Ah! Luigi, I'm alive!

Good catch, huh, Mario?

I should try out for the Yankees!

I'd high- five ya,

but then you'd be an only child.

Come on,

let's go get Daisy.

- Let's swing it over there. Yeah. Okay.

- Pull with me.

My father?

What have they done to you?

Can you even hear me?

Yoshi!

Oh, look what she did to you.

Ah!

- Mario?

- Daisy?

Luigi? Mario?

It's Daisy!

Daisy, we're comin'!

Let's get ya outta this.

Luigi? Mario?

Can you hear me?

- Daisy, where are you?

- I'm in Devo Four.

Daisy.

- Oh, man, it's cold.

- It's workin'. It's freezin' up.

- Great.

- Boy.

- Hey, M- Mario, did you see that?

- What?

It's tryin' to communicate.

Luigi, it's a mushroom.

Come on.

Luigi! Here! Come back!

- There she is.

- In here! This way!

Good news, sir. The troops are in place,

ready to de- evolve the mammals.

In place ready to what? Now?

Who ordered their deployment?

You did, sir. Lena relayed the command.

We carried it out immediately.

Lena.

She has the rock.

Arrest her!

- Daisy!

- Luigi, oh!

Later, let's get outta here.

This place is crawling alive...

- with giant lizards, come on!

- Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Listen.

I know this is gonna sound

a little strange, but...

I want you to meet...

my father.

Come on. Dad!

- Oh, man.

- Well, at least he was my father.

He used to be the leader here

until Koopa turned him into...

all this... fungus.

- Oh, man.

- It's an honor to meet you, sir...

and a pleasure, and I just, just wanna

thank you for all your help.

Come on, Luigi, you be talkin'

to the mildew in the shower next.

But, Mario, don't you see, it's been

tryin' to help us all along.

Giving us the little things

when we were hanging.

Come on, he wants

to clobber Koopa too.

- Oh, how's Daniella? Is she all right?

- Daniella?

I promised to take her

to Wrestlemania.

You mean, you don't know?

What?

She's in the Goomba barracks

on the 51 st floor.

- Come on, Daisy, come on!

- Hi- de- ho, mammals!

Goomba!

If you touch her I'll kill you!

I'll meet you in the playground

after school.

You murderer!

Now, your father's still...

hanging around, isn't he?

Prepare for the invasion!

And ready the troops.

We're going down.

Station closing.

Military personnel only.

Hey, you. Open up!

Restricted area.

No unauthorized personnel.

Restricted area.

No unauthorized personnel.

- Hello, Lena!

- Ah!

- Greetings from Koopa!

- Ah!

Ah, the rock.

- Yeah, we get some blankets.

- Yeah, we're freezin' our, our...

Look, the point is

we're freezin'here.

They are not gonna believe

this at work.

This is a violation

of our civil liberties.

Can't you get somebody

to fix the heating?

- Hmpf!

- How can they let us suffer like this?

- What are they, completely cold- blooded?

- Yes, moron. They're reptiles.

Well, just because they're

reptiles, doesn't mean...

They can't show some

basic human decency.

- Angelica, come here.

- What?

Okay, don't say anything, but

my boyfriend, Mario, is right up there.

- What?

- Shh!

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