Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

That may just be baby talk,

but, Stan...

...look at them and tell me

they're not communicating.

Honey, this is a big day.

When you're in business with Biscane

Broadcasting, you've hit the big time.

- Hello?

- Honey, did you hear anything I said?

- Yes, of course I heard you.

- What did I say?

What'd you say?

I said, don't you think

the babies are communicating?

Honey, where's my jacket?

Hello. Yeah.

Hi, is this Biscane Broadcasting?

Hi, this is Stan Bobbins.

No, not Dan. Stan.

Oh, and those World War II

rescue missions?

What kind of milk you drinking?

- What?

- A baby...

...who can perform

superhuman feats...

...communicate to both

babies and adults...

...and defend the children

of the world.

That creates a paradox

which defies rational elucidation.

In English, Finkleman.

I think he's saying

you're full of...

- Sorry.

- What kind of milk you drinking, Alex?

And you're trying to tell us...

...that this Kahuna is related to both

you and your cousins Sly and Whit?

Oh, whoa. Wait a minute.

What don't you understand?

Look, sit back and let me

tell you another story...

...about the legendary Kahuna

and his archenemy, Captain Kane.

This one happened

a long, long time ago...

...in East Berlin in 1962.

You know, the Berlin Wall

and all that stuff?

Now, we've heard

about all kinds of superheroes.

Superman, Superwoman,

Superthis, Superthat.

And they always do super things

and save everybody.

But this is the story

of a real superhero...

...a little boy who looks

after the children of the world.

All the children.

Showtime.

Locking in four-wheel drive.

Kahuna's archenemy, Captain Kane,

had dreams of controlling the world.

And he did all kinds

of bad things.

- My dear Petrov.

- Captain Kane.

Always a pleasure to see you.

- To our work.

- To our work.

It's wonderful what you do here,

saving orphaned children.

I have a soft spot

for the gentle laughter of babies.

Kane knew if he could control

children, he could control the world.

He captured children trying

to escape through the Berlin Wall...

...and sent them to his secret

camps all over East Germany.

Capturing orphaned children?

If you think the Kahuna was

about to let Kane get away with that...

...think again.

If there were ever children who

needed his help, these were them.

I'm scared, Peter.

It's okay, Greta.

We'll find a way out of this.

That could've hurt someone.

- It's a boy.

- It's a boy?

- It's what?

- Who're you?

Name's Kahuna,

and I'm busting you kids out of here.

He's saving us. He's saving us.

All right, let's go.

This tunnel leads to the courtyard

of the U.S. Embassy.

Go straight to Ambassador Clark.

Tell him Kahuna sent you.

- Thank you, Mr. Kahuna.

- Just doing my job, miss.

- Greta, hurry.

- You did good, kid.

Good luck.

Mobilize every soldier

in the compound...

...and secure the perimeter.

Kahuna must not escape.

Search this building.

All sectors.

Sergeant, send four units

ahead to the Wall.

Seal off the compound.

Find those brats. I want Kahuna.

Hey, prissy pants, don't wet

yourself. I'm right here.

So we meet again...

...my little archenemy.

- You better watch it, Kane.

- Those things'll kill you.

- And those things...

...will give you cavities.

That's okay,

I've still got my baby teeth.

It's the end of the road for you.

- Don't I get one last word?

- That's a little clich, don't you think?

But I'm intrigued.

What is your last word?

Duck.

"Duck" is your last word?

"Duck. "

Duck!

My leg. His machine

has damaged my leg.

Get him!

- What are you waiting for?

- Bottle!

Get him before he...

No! Too late.

You see? You see?

I told you. It's too late.

Now it's over. No.

Look at that. I warned you.

It's playtime.

One potato, two potato,

three potato, four.

Five potato, six potato,

seven potato, more.

Didn't your mothers tell you

not to play with guns?

I'll do it.

I'll finish you off.

One day I will be... I will destroy

you if it takes me forever.

And then Kahuna utilized

his turbojet propulsion...

...and jumped that Mustang

right over the Berlin Wall.

A Mustang G T at the Berlin Wall...

- ... back in the '60s?

- Man, you tripping, Archie.

That's how the Kahuna saved

the orphans of East Berlin.

Any questions? Rosita?

Still not convinced, Finkleman?

Cool it, Archie. It's your mom

and dad. Act like babies.

- Somebody pick up the phone.

- Are you having a good day?

- Is that Daniel and Jasmine?

- Jean, I...

- Hi, guys.

- I don't know why you're opposed.

This will put Bobbins' World

on the map.

Allowing a huge satellite

network access to this facility...

...and using kids

as marketing subjects...

...it's everything we stand against.

- It's about marketing.

Bobbins' World will be

the McDonald's of daycare.

Great. We'll be known as McBaby.

Honey, this is new territory for you...

...maybe you should talk

to Dan first.

He's out of the country working

for UNICEF.

Besides, I'm running

Bobbins' World now. Okay?

I don't need to run to big brother Dan,

the baby guru, for help.

Archie's father could give him

a bit more attention sometimes.

Who needs that junk? Better he learn

up-front that it's a cold, cruel world...

...and you gotta tough it out on your

own. Heck, I don't need nobody.

Ever consider sensitivity training?

I am gonna... Okay, I am

gonna turn Bobbins' World...

...into the biggest chain

of daycare centers in the world.

Man, I'm hungry. Yo, Mrs. B,

girl needs a snack!

For the last time, Rosita, the adults

don't understand our language.

To attract their attention,

one must speak...

...in the only baby language

they seem to comprehend.

Which is?

Oh, yeah. Crying.

Here we go.

I need to ask you a question

about the big-screen monitor.

Honey the kids are hungry.

Michelle, bring some bottles.

Sharon, can you get some bottles

here? Thank goodness.

Works every time.

My leg. This leg

is always killing me.

- Tell them to get away.

- Not now.

Mr. Biscane, Mr. Bobbins.

- Pleasure.

- Dan?

It's Stan.

He likes you.

I like him.

Okay, sweeties,

today is Wednesday...

...which means we have

a very special guest for storytime.

That's right, kiddies.

My name's Kylie, sweetheart. Hey.

I don't like to brag about her, even

though she is an honor student...

...the most beautiful girl in school and

the president of the literature club.

Oh, Archie. Come on.

Come on, Finkie. Come and sit down.

We are gonna read

about Cinderella.

Once upon a time, a lovely

young girl named Cinderella...

...lived in a grand mansion with

her stepmother and two stepsisters.

Kylie reads with passion. The words

literally dance right off the page.

- Looks like someone's in love.

- Peasant.

Finkleman and Kylie

Sitting in a tree

K- I-S-S-I-N-G

Knock it off, you mugs.

The lady's trying to work.

What are you guys

blabbering about?

Oh, they're not babbling.

They're talking.

I just wish we could understand

what they're talking about.

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