Surfer, Dude Page #6

I don't... I don't...

I agree, I guess.

Of course I do, but, um...

I would dispute that we...

I would dispute... I would dispute

that it came from us.

Eddie, how about

you show us around?

Yes, please.

And why don't we start

at the front door?

Okay, sure.

Yeah, fine, let's...

I'm a surfer, dude.

Video games, reality TV,

Free Surfer...

I mean, what the f***

is that, man?

I'm not some ass-clown in a green room.

I'm a surfer, dude.

Yes.

Look at it this way, Eddie.

You have been relieved,

but with all this free time,

maybe you can pick up

surfing again.

Oh, and you've met

my daughter Danni.

Your...

Wait, that was...

Oh my God.

Ah, that's so...

You can go now.

Security will show you out.

You know what?

All of you... you can all

just take a flying f***.

- I'm a surfer, dude.

- Good girl.

# Come, my brother, come slowly #

# Come easy, my friend #

# Come, my friend #

# Come, my sister #

# Come easy,

come busy... #

He's here.

Oh!

The worm has turned, bro.

# Take your heart out, let go,

come let go #

# Come, my sister,

can I hold you... #

Goats?

Those are your new mowers, bro.

No, bro...

I think I need more than two.

Well, more than two,

you got, brother.

They cut, they fertilize,

they cut, they fertilize,

- they cut and...

- And they fertilize.

# Come let go #

- # Come the winter, come summer... #

- Addington!

# Come autumn, come spring,

do your thing... #

That clip was bullshit, man.

I threw a breakfast burrito

at you, bro.

Sorry, dude.

- It's cool.

- Right on, man.

# Whooo! #

Waves, bro!

- # Whooo! #

- Waves?

- Waves.

- Waves.

# Whooo! #

# Hey! #

# Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo #

# Come, my brother,

put your hands up #

# Take your heart out,

let go #

# Come let go #

# Come, my sister, can I hold you? #

# Can I squeeze you? #

# Let go, come let go... #

These contracts,

they're not binding,

but my offer still stands.

I say, I dig your vibe,

Mr. Martin, I do,

and I appreciate your offer.

But me and Jack over there... we let him

handle all the business deals.

Understood.

I gotta tell you, though,

bro to bro...

if it wasn't for this chick...

- What? A girl?

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, charged and peaceful

all at the same time,

- kind of like the ocean.

- Ha.

Speaking of, there she is right now,

on time.

Ah...

That's...

that's my daughter, Steve.

- She's your daughter?

- Mm-hmm.

Dude,

you're stoked.

It's going off, dude.

- Later, dude.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

- Mr. Mayweather?

- Oh, Mr. Martin.

I've been going over

these contracts

and... who are Ben and Barry?

Well, step into my office.

Let's have a little conversation.

# Whooo! #

# Whooo! #

# Whooo! #

# Can you feel it?

It's coming up again #

# And I can feel it

coming up again #

# I can feel it

coming through the wind #

# Can you feel it?

She get me smilin' again #

# Can you feel it

coming up again? #

# I can feel it,

she givin' up again #

# Can you feel it

coming through the wind? #

# I can feel it,

she get me smilin' again #

# Oh ooh #

# Oh, she get me

smilin' again #

# Whooo! #

# Say, can you feel it,

she comin' up again? #

# I can feel it

coming through the wind #

# Can you feel it?

She givin' up again #

# I can feel it,

she came in strong again #

# I can feel it #

# I can feel it #

# I can feel it, ehhh #

# Waiting #

# So long, it seems,

that I've been waiting #

# Whoo! #

# So long, it seems #

# So long, it seems,

that I've been waiting #

# Whoo! #

# Hey #

# Can you feel it? #

# Can you feel it? #

Ah, barrel.

What's the barrel?

There's nothing we can do for him, Chip.

The transplant didn't take.

We're lifeguards, not lawyers.

That was good.

Okay. Ay gy gy gy gy gy gy...

La Rosa... you want to see

my beautiful face.

Ah ka ka ka ka!

Okay. Hello, is anybody there?

What is this sh*t?

# Fuk it #

# Fuk it #

# It's all good again, my friends #

# My friends, my friends... #

You wanna get high?

Oh, yeah, bro.

I'm right behind you.

I just got a little business

to take care of.

# Waiting #

# Ha! Can you feel it? #

# She's coming up again #

# I can feel it

coming through the wind... #

Ah ha ha ha ha.

# Koo koo koo koo koo. #

# Whoo hoo hoo #

# Yeah yeah yeah yeah #

# Heard you saying

it won't make a difference #

# It's only you and

it's just this once, yeah #

# It's only this time #

# Don't you think that

it all adds up? #

# There's a reaction

for each action, man #

# And where do you

draw the line? #

# Know thyself and

to thine own self be true #

# Any other way is

gonna make you feel blue #

# Yeah, you got

a reason to be #

# Maybe if we focus and

we get it together #

# We could raise the human

consciousness and make things better #

# Yeah, I know you think

I'm a dreamer #

# But I know that you're also

seeking peace of mind #

# Wonder why

you feel so tired #

# Why your third eye's blind #

# And I know that

you're also trying #

# To find your place #

# You're somewhere all the time #

# And somewhere out in space #

# Get so exhausted

for money exhausts #

# Living in fear from

living in a box #

# Yeah, how come we

always have to try? #

# I keep wishing corporations

and the politicians #

# Would make tighter restrictions

on the fossil-fuel emissions #

# And meanwhile,

why don't we walk? #

# If we all did a little

then a lot would be done #

# Clean up the mess

and try to have some fun #

# Yeah, I'm off to

plant a tree now #

# 'Cause if everybody takes

and nobody gives #

# There'll soon be nowhere to breathe,

nowhere to live #

# But you can't stop

Mother Nature #

# But I know that

you're also seeking #

# Peace of mind #

# Wondering why

you feel so tired #

# Why your third eye's blind #

# I know that you're

also trying #

# To find your place #

# You're somewhere all the time #

# And somewhere out in space #

# Did you remember to

give thanks for the food #

# The earth and the water

and everything good? Yeah #

# The fire's still burning #

# Talk to yourself 'cause

no one knows you better #

# Even take the time

to write yourself a letter #

# Don't you know

the wheels are still turning? #

# There's no better time than now

to stand up straight #

# Take a deep breath,

Lord, it's never too late #

# To expell your confusion #

# Say it's all been done

and there's no sense trying #

# They don't really know you

and they're probably lying #

# You've got to see

for yourself, yeah #

# But I know that

you're also seeking #

# Peace of mind #

# Wondering why

you feel so tired #

# Why your third eye's blind #

# And I know that you're

also trying #

# To find your place #

# You're somewhere all the time #

# And somewhere out in space #

# I know that

you're also seeking #

# I know that you're

also out there #

# Oh, yeah

oh, yeah #

# Oh, yeah-eah #

# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #

# Oh, yeah-eah #

# I know that you're

also seeking #

# I know that you're also

out there #

# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #

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