Swamp Shark Page #4

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shark fiasco we have here.

Hmm!

You know, I've been thinking

about staying in town

for the delivery.

You don't mind, do you?

Knock yourself out.

Good.

I've always wanted to see

this gator fest

for myself anyway.

I tell you,

it's a real blast.

You'll have such a good time,

you'll wet yourself.

Get that freaking thing

out of here.

I'll see you at the fest.

# Well, last night,

you done went too far #

# can't go back

out to the bar #

Morning, ladies.

Good morning.

#... Way too fast #

# take it easy, boy #

It's about time you got here.

Sorry.

Had a late night last night.

What the hell we supposed

to be doing, anyway?

The sheriff told us

to keep our eyes open

for anything unusual.

What the hell's that

supposed to mean?

Well, you tell me.

Might have something to do

with that shark.

Heard he turned a cage

full of gators

into toothpicks and sloppy Joes.

There ain't no damn shark.

The sheriff done said so.

Now, just get your ass

out there,

and keep your eyes open.

For something unusual.

Right.

That ain't a shark.

Just get.

I'm just getting.

Damn idiot.

This is Cooper to mandling.

Yeah, go for mandling.

Everything looks good

on the dock.

There ain't no shark here.

Yeah, copy that, Coop.

Come on.

Okay, let's go.

Excuse me, officer.

Mm-hmm.

Yup.

Come on. Come and catch me.

Where you going now?

Here we go.

Ooh.

There... there was a gator.

Over there?

Big ol' gator.

Why don't you just shoot him?

I got to call this in.

Charlene, you there?

Oh!

Oh, my...

come on, babe.

Krystal, answer the phone!

Gator shed. This is krystal.

Krystal.

Yeah?

It's me, Scott.

We met yesterday.

Oh! Hi.

I mean, what's up?

You didn't call.

That's what's up.

Uh, yeah, it's been

super busy.

Well, forget about that.

You ready to join the party?

Well, I totally would, but...

two of our friends ditched us.

So lame.

So now you have to come.

Uh, well,

maybe I could stop by

for a little bit.

All right, we're camped

down at cypress cove

about a mile west

of whiskey river.

Do you know where that is?

- Of course.

- Sweet.

We'll wait for you here.

Make sure you save my number.

I already did.

I knew I liked you.

Don't be a flake.

# My soul is on trial

with a public defender #

Boom! That's what's up.

Hey, she's coming.

- No way.

- Of course she's coming.

Scott?

Don't throw it.

What...

you don't even know

how to read it.

Catch.

Come... no, don't...

man!

Careful, careful.

Careful with it.

What's this?

Well, that is a map

that Martin made.

So now we have a map

of all the places

the shark tried to eat us.

Actually, we can use it

to extrapolate

where the shark is going next.

Extrapo-what?

Extrap... never mind.

Sharks move

in concentric circles

when marking new territory.

It's how they hunt.

The center point is where

Rachel first saw it,

so you can see that it's been

moving outward since.

So you can figure out

where the shark is going.

I already have.

So where's it headed?

You guys aren't going

to like it.

Where is this thing going?

There.

Whiskey river?

The gator fest.

# All the girls

I've known before #

# have left me hungry,

left me poor #

# women come,

and then they go #

# why they leave,

well, I just don't know #

# another one

just walked out the door #

Scott?

Scott! Hi.

Whoa, krystal, you made it.

This is awesome.

Yeah, uh, listen.

Don't pull out on the water

today.

Don't go to gator fest.

There's something dangerous

out there.

You know, I've heard

a lot of excuses not to party,

but this one...

it's not an excuse.

I'm serious.

Okay, everyone's waiting.

Come on.

- Wait.

- Come on.

# Jenny turned out

to be a man #

# and kitty took off

with my van #

What's going on?

Join the party.

There's a shark in the water,

and my brother tried

to shoot it,

and it totally didn't flinch.

My point is that it's deadly

and we have to get out of here

before it comes back.

Okay.

We're on a boat.

We'll be fine.

I have another bikini

if you don't want any tan lines.

Take yours off and give her

that bikini right there.

Here you go. Try this.

It makes all your troubles

go away.

Well, I... i don't think

you understand.

It's not just going to go away.

Chill, baby.

We're going to have a blast.

# I ain't got no damn luck #

# baby, that's for sure #

Whoo!

# Margarita in LA chiquita #

# si, un chiquita #

# si, si, para mi #

What are you doing?

We have to get off of the water.

We're not on the water;

We're in a boat.

- Stop the boat.

- No.

- Well...

- Jesus.

What, are you crazy?

Give that back!

I'm not 21. I'm not...

give it back! I need that.

- No.

- Stop it.

Ah! Man, you know what?

You suck.

Dude!

- Really?

- Yeah.

Dude, relax.

You are out of control.

I'm sorry.

Look, when we get back,

I'll get you a new phone, okay?

What about the shark?

Well...

We'll stay out of the water,

and we'll keep it mellow, okay?

I promise.

Let's go have some fun.

Just stay close to the shore.

All right. No problem.

# Whiskey bottle #

# give me a kiss #

# and let me take a sip

of your love #

Gator shed.

Yeah, is Rachel there?

Yeah, one second.

Rachel! Phone!

Hello.

I got something

you need to see.

- What?

- Meet me at the hospital.

Uh, when?

As soon as you can.

- Yeah, ten minutes.

- All right.

Paging Dr. Calvin...

Back so soon, agent brysler?

Just want to take

another quick look,

if you don't mind.

Hey, give me a holler

if you need my help.

- Thanks, Larry.

- Agent?

U.S. fish and wildlife.

I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.

I've been undercover

for a while now.

All this time,

you didn't say anything.

I couldn't.

Besides, your place is my

little place to get away and...

and what?

And it was a good spot to...

what, you were

investigating us?

No, no, no, no,

I've been trying

to make this animal smuggling

case forever,

but I didn't have the goods.

Now with this new evidence

and your testimony...

wait, that's great,

but you could have

told me that on the phone.

Yeah, but then I couldn't

show you this.

Oh, God.

Do you know him?

I found what's left of him

in the channel this morning.

You all right?

Oh.

You... Brought me here why?

You see this?

Multiple rows of teeth.

Gators don't have that,

but sharks do.

Three rows.

That proves I was right.

Now I'm going to nail

these guys for murder

along with animal smuggling.

You were right.

You were right all the time.

In the meantime,

that thing's still out there.

Then let's go hunt it down.

Hey, this is krystal.

I'm not here right now,

so please leave a message,

and I'll call you back.

Beep!

Wow, you guys look like

you're busy.

We've been waiting on you.

Well, I'm just going

to say good-bye to krystal,

and then we'll be on our way.

I thought she was with you.

No.

I haven't seen her

all morning.

We gotta find her.

All right, well, maybe she

went for a walk or something.

- Uh, Martin!

- What's up?

Where is krystal?

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