Swamp Shark Page #6

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You're hilarious.

What's going on?

- Scott!

- Scott!

Scott!

Oh, my God, where is he?

Oh, my God! Shark!

- Scott!

- Scott!

Shark! Shark!

- Come on!

- Come on!

Come here!

Faster! Faster!

Scott!

Hold on. I got it.

Baby, hold on.

I gotcha. I got it.

Cut it!

Hurry!

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Look at me.

No, no, no, look at me.

There!

That's got to be krystal.

Listen to me, baby.

I got you, baby, okay?

Stay with me.

Tell her to stay calm.

No, no, no, it's okay.

It's okay.

I got you, okay?

Tell her to stay calm.

How can you stay calm

like this?

We have to get out of here!

Well, we're still stuck

on something,

unless you feel like going

for a swim to get us loose.

Watch her!

Here. Here!

Go. Keep pressure on that.

I think I got a way

out of this.

Damn it.

What?

I could swear it came

from over here.

- Krystal.

- No, it's Rachel.

We're still trying to find her

before the shark does.

Crap! Oh, hey, listen.

I've been thinking of ways

you could kill it.

I was hoping you'd say that.

Can you get

to the sheriff's station?

Sure. Why?

I need you to help me

break Jason out of jail.

Really?

Cool.

Get there as fast as you can.

I've got to make another call.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So is it true

you used to play for the NFL?

I played a little ball myself.

Went all the way to state

my senior year.

I wasn't a starter or anything;

I was a backup.

But I was ready every game

for four years.

That's right.

The team really relied on me.

You know, the bench,

they support the team.

Hello. Deputy Stanley speaking.

Yes, ma'am.

Hold on just a second.

It's your sister.

Hello. Rachel?

Did he hand you the phone

off his desk?

- Yeah.

- Okay, good. Listen.

Mm-hmm.

O- okay. All right.

Uh, deputy?

- Yeah.

- I'm through.

All right.

Hey, give me the phone.

Unlock the cell,

or I'll pop your head off.

Benchwarmer.

Okay.

How'd you get out?

Oh, don't worry about that.

Hey, come on. Move over.

You know we got to go back

to the restaurant.

We ain't got time for that.

Now, move over. Come on.

I'll show you

how to drive this thing.

Come on. Come on. Move over.

Move over.

I'll show you

how to drive this thing.

Just be gentle with it,

all right?

- Hang on, baby.

- All right?

Hold my feet. Hold my feet.

No, don't go in.

You have to get

to a hospital, Sarah.

All right.

Hold on.

It's coming loose. I got it.

Come on!

It's coming.

Come on.

It's coming.

Hold on.

Don't go. Don't go in.

I almost got it. Hold on.

Rachel!

Rachel!

Krystal!

Krystal, where are you?

Rachel!

She's over there.

Krystal! Krystal!

Look, the problem

is that the shark comes

from one of the harshest

biospheres in the world.

It has to be built like a tank

just to swim around the block.

So what's your plan

for killing it?

Well, even tanks

have soft spots

if we can get the hatch open.

- You mean its mouth?

- That's right.

We got to get this thing

from the inside.

- I like it.

- Yes!

Hang on!

Krystal!

Rachel!

Rachel! Rachel, I'm over here!

Look, there she is.

This should work

for a can opener.

Ugh.

You see anything that'll

give it some indigestion?

Uh, that should do it.

Grab it.

Now all we need is a ride.

Come on; Let's go.

You think they'll let us

borrow the boat too?

We'll ask 'em later.

Okay, yeah. Wait, what?

Come on. Just get in!

Okay, I'm... no, me.

- Come on.

- I'm coming.

Help. Okay.

Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot!

We'll bring it back later!

Come back with my boat!

Come back with my boat!

Come back!

Rachel!

What are you doing?

Rachel!

Why are you stopping?

Get in there.

Hey, we can't get stuck

in there like she did.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'll never sneak out again.

We'll talk about that later.

Grab a rope.

I'm so sorry.

Oh!

I'll never sneak out again.

I'm so sorry.

You gotta jump.

No, no, no,

I have to get Sarah first.

Oh!

Krystal!

I got it. I got it.

You're going to let

Mr. secret agent man

get all the glory?

Just get krystal.

Come on.

Hurry.

Careful.

Tyler! Tyler!

Oh, no. Tyler, grab my hand!

Grab my hand!

Tyler! Tyler!

Tyler!

No! No!

No!

Tyler!

God.

Oh, my God!

I'm going to kill that mother...

we can't stop it.

We don't have

the right equipment.

No, we don't, but Martin does.

Head for shore. Come on.

Somebody help me over here.

She's really hurt.

We need this. Here, clean one.

Come on!

All right.

You son of a b*tch,

I got a surprise for you.

Yeah? What?

Rachel, Rachel.

No, I can barely hear you.

What? Huh?

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay, we'll be right over.

Okay.

We got to go to gator fest.

Get your funnel cakes here.

# Every time

you get aggravated #

# I get shoved back #

# hold on to your anchor #

# you're gonna push too hard #

# I've been looking

for a cure, little girl #

Come on, Jeanette;

You can do better than that.

# You're gonna push too hard #

# I've been playing

every single night #

# for every wrong of your day #

# you can beat an old dog

so much #

# before he runs away #

# I've been playing

every single night #

# for every wrong of your day #

# you can beat an old dog

so much #

# before he runs away #

# jam up now #

How's it going?

The usual.

Some drunks,

some parking tickets,

a couple of pickpockets.

Ain't no sign of a shark,

though.

Let's hope it stays that way.

Never seen anything

like this.

Oh, what's going on?

Where the hell'd they go?

You see where they went?

Sheriff!

It's our damn boat.

Yeah, it's about time

you brought that boat back.

Tie it up first.

Get a paramedic right away!

Get e. M.T.!

Hey, sheriff!

What the hell is going on

around here?

She's lost a lot of blood.

Trauma dressing.

Sheriff, who's going to pay

for these damages?

Not now, Lassie.

I've got bigger fish to fry.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, tie it up.

Go, go, go, go.

He's coming.

Sheriff, you need to get

everybody out of the water.

There's a shark coming.

Shark!

Sheriff, shark!

Oh!

Right there. You see it?

Get them kids

out of the water.

Get them kids

out of the water now.

Boys! Out of the water!

Hurry!

Whatever you got going,

now's the time.

Jason, go!

Swamp thing, go!

Huh!

Fourth and long.

Time for the hail Mary.

Coming through.

Uh!

Come on. Take the bait.

Shoot it now!

Get down.

Squeak!

That was never going to work.

Fire up the airboat.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Stay here.

Come on, you son of a b*tch.

Martin, you're going

to have to hold this!

- I don't know how!

- Just get up there!

I'll tell you what to do!

Come on!

Just hold the gas!

Hit the gas when I tell you to!

Which is the gas?

- Hit the gas!

- Where's the gas?

Come on! Come on!

Yeah!

Boy, that shark's no match

for the broussard family.

Unbelievable.

What's he doing?

Squeak!

Federal agent.

You're under arrest.

Mandling!

Get your hands off me.

Not a chance. Grab the pole.

I want to see my lawyer.

Yeah, I bet you do.

Incarcerate this gentleman.

Okay.

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