Sweet Bird of Youth Page #2
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- 1962
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She still ain't available.
We present this controversial
newsreel as a public service.
In 1930, Tom Finley ran
for his first state office.
You all know me. I'm just a
plain old dirt farmer, like you folks.
And Tom Finley was elected.
Tom Finley ran for governor.
I'm against loose government...
... loose money and loose women!
And Tom Finley was elected.
Tom Finley built a political machine
and became Boss Finley.
He also built a
plain old dirt farmer's shack...
... worth $300,000.
He sails from his private beach
in his private speedboat.
Boss Finley gave away
the offshore oil of his state.
The oil man made Finley a partner...
... and Boss Finley made his
oil partner the governor...
... and kept him in office
all these years.
Four months ago,
Professor Burtus Haven Smith...
... ran against Finley's handpicked man.
The only thing you have
to fear is Finley himself.
Next day, Professor Smith, fired.
His home was invaded by hoodlums...
... books and paintings
burned on the lawn.
Did you recognize any of them, sir?
No. They wore masks like this.
I found this button.
Yes, sir. I'm president of the
Finley Youth Club, and I'm proud of it.
But I don 't know nothing about
no book burnings or...
This thing, it could be dropped
accidentally on purpose...
...you know what I mean?
- But to date, there has been no probe...
... no police action, no arrests.
- Why?
- Shut that contraption off.
These are the fruits
of Boss Finley's rise to power...
How can a Christian TV network
tolerate those filthy, black lies?
- Right here, in the heart of America.
- Why, they ought to be...
Thank you, honey.
- Horsewhipped and shot.
And if I wasn't mayor and against
violence, I'd do it myself.
Well, if that TV report lied,
why not sue them for libel?
If they lied?
You know, you surprise me, Ben.
For a man who's smart enough
to run a big daily newspaper...
...you sure surprise me.
Can't you recognize New York...
...Red propaganda when you see it?
Do you call that TV newsreel fair?
Now, Maribelle,
we're all on the same side.
- Are we, Ben?
- Fair, you mean?
Well, your father's going
on the same network.
Same time, same freedom of expression.
I'd say that was pretty fair.
A lot fairer than burning books and...
You accusing me, Ben?
Why, Tom Jr. Hasn't got
a mean bone in his body.
He might be a hot-blooded
buck like his daddy...
- Now, Mrs. Norris.
...but he'd never resort to violence.
Never. And you have my personal
guarantee that whoever did do it...
...justice will prevail.
- Right, sheriff?
- Certainly.
What in tarnation are you laughing at?
Nothing, Pa. Nothing at all.
Then shut up!
- Yes, sir.
- Only idiots laugh at nothing.
- Yes, sir.
- When I was called from...
...the clay hills where I was born...
...barefoot and hungry, called by
the voice of God, which I was...
Will somebody pick up
that damn phone!
I ain't never forgot
what I was called for.
I didn't build a land
of milk and honey to see...
- Where you going?
- Get something for that cough.
Sit down! I've hawked
and spit all my life...
...and I'll hawk and spit
till the end of my days.
You can bet on that.
When I answer those charges
on TV tomorrow night...
...I expect you to be there.
- Why, you know me, Tom.
I expect you and your
Daughters of Dixie to be there.
God bless you, honey.
And I expect you to be there too.
I'll be there, Mr. Finley.
At the press table.
You'll be on the platform,
at my side, in my support.
No, sir. Not so long as you support...
...a gang of juvenile delinquents
called Youth Clubs...
- With a free hand to commit mayhem.
- Hold it!
Now, maybe you're right.
And maybe, just maybe...
...the Finley Youth Club
was mixed up in that shindig.
That's why I'm gonna
publicly disavow, disown...
...and remove my name
from the Finley Youth Club.
And if my own flesh and blood
was one of them hoodlums...
...he's gonna pay, even though it
brings shame on the memory...
...of his dead mother.
God rest her soul.
They say I stole the oil rights.
Well, if I did, I stole it
for my state and my people.
I also fought the fertilizer trust.
I lowered taxes. I saved our hog-raisers
from the Chicago meatpackers.
A lot of folks like what I did
but they don't like the way I did it.
But if a bunch of hogs won't come
out of your garden when you holler:
Then you've gotta use language and
methods that hogs and pigs understand.
Do you understand, Ben?
Hi. Martini on the rocks.
Say, you get any phone calls here
for Chance Wayne?
No, sir.
Operator? I'd like to place
a long-distance phone call...
...to Miss Louella Parsons.
That's right. Person-to-person,
from me, Chance Wayne.
Yes, Miss Louella Parsons,
the famous movie columnist.
In Hollywood.
The number is Crestview 1-4222.
Fine. Thank you.
Oh, man, don't you know only squares
drink gin martinis with olives?
May we have a couple
of gin martinis, please?
Didn't you hear the man?
Only squares drink gin.
Wait a minute. Leroy. Could you
make that a couple of gin martinis...
...with square olives.
- Scotty.
- Well, how are you? Bud.
- Hi.
Is that the hand that made love
to Jayne Mansfield?
Gee, I hope you didn't wash that hand.
Gee, I was about ready
to phone you guys.
Leroy, did you know
this is Chance Wayne...
...the famous Hollywood
and Broadway celebrity?
- Really?
- Sure.
All bartenders become movie stars.
Right, Chance?
Oh, well... What he's
trying to say is that...
...I had your job for too long.
You know, I designed
that uniform you've got on.
I copied it from an outfit Cary Grant
wore in this Foreign Legion picture.
- Looks great on you, kid.
- Really?
But kidding aside, fellas,
it is great to be back.
Louella Parsons don't answer.
She know it's Chance Wayne calling?
Operator? Yeah, well, then try...
Try Mr. Walter Winchell.
Little black book.
In New York at the Pla...
Oh, no, he's... He's in Hollywood.
Try Romanoff's.
Yeah. Or Au Petit Jean.
Thank you, ma'am.
Another round for everybody, on me.
Hey, man. I'll bet you got some...
...snappy numbers
in that little black book, huh?
The best.
But they're not always in
when you call.
Listen, I'm throwing
a party tomorrow night.
The old crowd,
for Princess Kosmonopolis...
Royalty?
- In every way.
- Yeah.
No, I mean, it's mostly
a surprise party for Heavenly.
Well, I bet her old man
will be plenty surprised.
- What time?
- We can't.
- Oh, the TV rally.
- For Boss Finley.
Hey, Jackie. How about
a fanfare for a very important...
- Jackie!
- For a very...
Hey!
Thanks...
...for remembering our song.
- Anytime.
- Was it written just for you, Mr. Wayne?
- Don't be square, man.
Don't you know that
all lovers got a theme song?
Excuse me.
- Sing it, Chance.
- Here's to the star of our crowd.
Here's to the man who made good.
Chance Wayne...
... will do a front-dive layout.
Swan dive.
Thank you, laddie. Sit down.
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