Sylvio Page #3

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You're lifeless.

Come on, are you a gorilla or a baby?

More reckless, more anger!

We need more, now get mean.

Come on, yeah, show me your teeth!

Look, this is for a cereal box.

This is big time!

Prime time, get mean!

You're a gorilla.

You're a gorilla!

- Two kings.

How do you like your eggs Sylvio?

Scrambled?

Got it.

Sylvio, you have some really good albums.

This is a collector's item, you know that?

Sylvio, can you beat this boss?

Alright, here you go.

Sylvio and I brought you here today

because we have some big news.

We're bringing the show back.

One night only, in front

of a live studio audience,

and all we need to know from you is,

are you in?

- Cool.

- I'm in.

- Me too.

- Oh come on Maggie.

I can't do it without you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's the ape gonna break

What's the ape gonna break

What's the ape gonna break

What's the ape gonna break

- Last chance dumb ass.

- Alright, you guys need to

pack up your little game here

and get out.

- You will you little punk!

He's not gonna break anything for you.

- Why, it's what he does!

- Alright, it's your last chance.

I'm gonna call the cops.

- Ooh!

- Oh my god!

- This is just atrocious.

You were right.

When he was a guest on

out show, you called it.

He's nothing but a violent beast,

and he shouldn't be

allowed on our streets.

These kids are just teenagers,

and this kid we hear

actually broke his arm in the altercation,

and it's a shame

because he's a promising

young baseball star.

This is just awful.

- Oh no!

- Don't worry mam, I've got

this crazy gorilla under control

and as for this mess,

the new round tree Triple

Quilted Paper Towel

should do the trick, guaranteed

to clean all your problems,

even the hairy ones.

Round tree

- We're live from Blue Rock Studios

where a group of protestors

have gathered in protest

of Sylvio Bernardi, the local performer.

Mam, why are you out

here today protesting?

- Well you know, I just

think that he's horrible

and violent, and it's just not a world

that I want my daughter to grow up in.

- Sir, why are you out here today.

- That stupid animal broke my arm

and now I can't pitch for three months.

- You see that guy over

there in the front row?

He's a producer at Laugh TV.

- Okay.

- He told me he might be

interested in picking up the show.

- Look, I don't think I

need to say this, but,

let's make it a big show tonight.

High energy, smooth show.

- Okay.

I got it, yeah.

- Yes!

- Five minutes Sylvio.

- Live from Blue Rock,

it's The New Afternoon Show

with Al and Sylvio.

Tonight we have an All-Star show

with some of our favorite guests,

and now ladies and gentlemen,

your host, Al Reynolds.

- Thank you, thank you,

thank you all for being here.

Welcome to The New Afternoon

Show with Al and Sylvio.

It means a lot to us that you're here.

Really excited to have you.

Great show for you tonight.

All-Star cast and crew,

and let's get right to it.

- Queue Terrance.

- I will now juggle,

these three toasters.

Let's do this.

What's the ape, gonna break?

What's the ape, gonna break?

What's the ape, gonna break?

What's the ape, gonna break?

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What's the ape, gonna break?

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What's the ape, gonna break?

What's the ape, gonna break?

What's the ape, gonna break?

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What's the ape, gonna break?

- It's very important as

you live through this world.

To know when, and when

not your light's on.

So that you can be best doing what you do,

because this light will guide you.

It'll inform who you are,

and when you're doing

what's right for you.

As you live and grow, you'll

find out what that light is.

Hello.

This is Sylvio speaking.

Thanks for watching,

and thanks to my friends for

helping me tell my story.

I just want to say, I am

not a violent gorilla.

As far as I'm concerned,

all of the plants,

all of the animals, everything

on this big beautiful planet

can live together in peace.

Thank you and good night.

There are people I am sure

That take comfort in the words

That what happens to

you when it's time to die

And you have heard the pearly gates

And instructions of the faith

Seen directions to the palace in the sky

But sleeping on a beach

Oh heaven is in reach

The whales are in

the deep singing softly

So in visiting a town

Or just hanging around

Take it down

Do whatever you do godly

There are people I am sure

Who seek constantly a cure

This happens all the

days I do my dancing

When you could come with me

I'm as happy as can be

And a little notoriety could help me

Well I go sleeping on a beach

Oh heaven is in reach

The whales are in

the deep singing softly

So in visiting a town

Or just hanging around

Take it down

Do whatever it is you do godly

Down

I take it down

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