
Sympathy for Delicious Page #7
DEAN, I HAVE ADMITTED
MY WRONGS, ALL RIGHT?
BUT I AM NOT GONNA REPEAT THEM.
THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S REALLY F***ING HOLY
OF YOU, FATHER.
F*** YOU. F*** YOU. F*** YOU!
F*** YOU, DEAN O'DWYER.
YOU THINK, WHAT... YOU THINK...
YOU THINK...
TO ME?
MY LIFE TWICE.
YOU SOLD ME OUT!
FOR YOUR OWN F***ING SAINTHOOD!
I TRIED...
RIGHT NOW!
I TRIED TO GIVE THAT GIF TO THE PEOPLE...
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME!
YOUR GOD-GIVEN GIFT, MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE A BULLSHIT PRIEST!
YOU ARE A F***ING FRAUD!
HOW DARE YOU.
I AM OUT THERE EVERY NIGH FOR THE MASSES!
YOU'VE GOT A GOD-GIVEN GIFT.
- IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
FORGIVE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
TODAY, FATHER.
NOW, FATHER,
CLOTHES TODAY.
- YES.
- MM-HMM.
REASON FOR THAT?
- OKAY.
CATHOLIC PRIES:
THESE PAST 16 YEARS.
- THAT'S CORRECT.
- OKAY.
NOW, THE CATHOLIC CHURCH BELIEVES
IN HANDS-ON HEALING.
SO NOW, FATHER ROSSELLI,
AND SAY:
THAT HE HAS THE POWER TO HEAL?
TO THIS:
SO, FATHER,
DOES DEAN O'DWYER
GOD.
OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.
SPECULATION.
WHEN I'VE ASKED
OF A METAPHORICAL HEALING HERE,
YOUR HONOR.
ORDER. ORDER!
OF THIS COURT.
COUNSEL.
PERMISSION TO REDIREC THE HONOR...
- COUNSEL!
- THE WITNESS.
YOUR HONOR, PLEASE.
WHAT'S UP?
HOW ARE YOU?
I WANNA HELP YOU GET OUT OF HERE
PROGRAMS:
FOR DISABLED PRISONERS
ARE LIMITED OBVIOUSLY,
AND I THINK:
I GOT NOTHING BUT TIME IN HERE.
AND I WANTED:
BUT ALL I CAN THINK IS HOW BAD
I F***ED EVERYTHING UP.
NAH, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAN.
KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO LET THE PARAMEDICS COME UP
THERE'S... THERE'S ONE PROGRAM
IN PARTICULAR:
THAT I... THAT I THINK
IT'S A... IT'S A WORK DETAIL.
YOU GET TO LEAVE PRISON GROUNDS
YOU KNOW IF I GOT OUT OF HERE,
I GOT NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.
I CAN'T...
I NEED HELP.
I NEED...
SORRY, DEAN.
I TRIED:
THAN WHAT I WAS:
AND I WANTED YOU
I'M NOT A PRIEST ANYMORE, DEAN.
LOOK...
I KNOW YOU THOUGH YOU WERE HELPING ME,
BUT NOTHING HELPS.
MAYBE YOU CAN'T HELP EVERYBODY.
- NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU FED ME.
YOU FED PEOPLE.
HANG ON A SECOND.
- LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN!
LET'S MOVE IT!
MOVE IT! COME ON!
- THAT'S REALLY NICE.
- HUH?
I LIKE THE GREEN.
YEAH.
WE NEED THE SWEATERS.
- EXCUSE ME.
- YES. HELLO.
- YES.
SOMETHING FOR HIM
AND A BRIGHT COLOR.
THAT'D BE GREAT.
DO YOU LIKE THESE?
THE STRIPED ONE?
OH, YEAH, STRIPPED ONE. YEAH.
I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE... THE... LET'S TRY THE PURPLE.
- PURPLE?
- YEAH.
- OKAY. THIS ONE?
- YEAH.
BEAUTIFUL.
- IT'S SO NICE.
- SO NICE.
- HO! HO!
- WHAT?
OH, MY.
ARE YOU OKAY?
- SWEET JESUS.
- NO, NO.
- NO.
OH, SWEET JESUS. YES.
- YES.
- YES?
- YES?
- YES! OH, MY.
- HALLELUJAH.
- OH, MY GOSH.
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
COME ON. LET'S GO OVER HERE.
PUT IT BACK THEN LOCK IT DOWN.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHO ARE YOU?
- O'DWYER.
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HOLD ON.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU,
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
BUT THIS:
AND THESE ARE CONVICTED PRISONERS.
IS NOT A JOKE,
IT'S ACTUALLY A CRIME.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FUNNY.
WHAT, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING NOW.
LOOK AT THIS.
TO COME WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
AND WE'LL FIND A SEA FOR YOU, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- LET'S GO.
HA!
HEY, MAN.
YOU CAN HAVE THAT SHI FOR FREE, MAN.
ARE YOU SURE?
HEY, THANKS, MAN. REALLY.
SEE YOU.
I STARTED A JOKE
WHICH STARTED:
BUT I DIDN'T SEE
OH, NO
WHICH STARTED:
RUNNING MY HANDS
OVER MY EYES:
HURTING MY HEAD:
'TIL I FINALLY DIED
WHICH STARTED:
RUNNING MY HANDS
OVER MY EYES:
HURTING MY HEAD:
'TIL I FINALLY DIED
WHICH STARTED:
WAS ON ME:
OH, NO
THAT THE JOKE:
WAS ON ME:
OH:
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