Taekwondo

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That's Juancho.

The house is huge.

Yeah, it wasn't this big

when I was a kid.

The last things they built

were the rooms upstairs

and in the back,

the sauna, Jacuzzi

the massage room.

- Wow! That's great!

- It's amazing. Very relaxing.

At one point

my dad set up a spa

and a rehabilitation center

for smokers.

That's great.

Yeah, a group of people would

come here and stay for a week

and they'd stop smoking.

- A tennis court and pool.

- That's great!

Two of them came

on Saturday night...

Maxi, the blond, and Tomi.

They're sleeping there.

And there's Diego.

Fede! Is everything alright?

- What's up?

- I'm Germn. Nice to meet you.

How are you?

Did you sleep well?

Yeah, but I went to sleep late.

We stayed up late.

I was really stoned.

Lucho and Maxi were wasted.

We were laughing our heads off.

We ended up in the pool.

And Juan, who was wasted too,

threw Diego into the pool.

- No! He must've been pissed.

- Yeah, with his clothes on.

I think he even had

his cell phone on him.

No way!

Yeah, I think he did,

because of how pissed off he was.

Yeah, he was furious.

I went away.

I didn't want any trouble.

That's a typical day here.

Yeah, that's true.

Do you want mate or coffee?

I'm going to show him the room

and then we'll come downstairs.

Alright.

Hey, man, put on

some swim trunks or something.

This guy goes around naked all day.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, what's up?

- Hi, Germn.

- How are you? Diego.

Is everything alright?

I went to take a dump upstairs because

the other bathroom's full of puke.

There too?

Lucho threw up before going to sleep

and it's still there...

pieces of carrot and everything.

And I told you to come here

to relax for a few days,

but that doesn't seem to be the plan

for this weekend.

Did you come by train?

Yeah, the trip was amazing.

I loved it.

- Yeah, I came on that train too.

- I never came on that train.

- They say it's great.

- Yeah.

- Did you guys have breakfast?

- No, but Fede's making some mate.

I'm going to show him his room

and then we'll come down

for breakfast.

- Okay?

- Okay! great?

Thanks.

- What are you eating, Fatso?

- An egg. I was hungry.

What's up?

I just had an awesome lucid dream.

Yeah?

- What does "lucid" mean?

- That it's real. It's very real.

What did you dream?

I was in Tigre, at my sister's house,

next to the river.

I don't know what I was doing,

or who I was with, but I was there.

And?

Everything was the same,

the house, the grill in the backyard.

I don't know why I went inside

and went up the stairs.

I went up three floors.

But I think

it's a one-story house.

- What?

- I think it's a one-story house.

And when I got to the terrace,

the water was at the level

of the balcony.

There was a lot of water.

It was as if there were a waterfall

a hundred yards away.

Yeah.

But I had gone up two floors

so there couldn't be water

on both levels,

So then I realized it was a dream.

And whenever I realize that,

I feel like having sex...

so I started walking,

knowing I could wake up any minute.

I passed a bridge.

I went inside this place with bars,

like a nightclub.

And I started making out

with the first chick I saw.

I took off her clothes,

I started sucking her tits

and her p*ssy really hard.

And the chick just stood there.

You know like in dreams when

the characters suddenly stop moving?

- Yeah, that's weird.

- Yeah.

And at one point,

her p*ssy started getting sandy...

and... bam! I got up.

I opened my eyes and looked at

the ceiling. I thought "Damn it!"

But it was cool while it lasted.

The part about the sand

freaked me out.

Yeah.

But it was so real

that I can still taste her p*ssy.

- Sweet!

- It was really pink and delicious!

- We have to call some girls over.

- We need it, huh?

Yeah.

Alright.

- Mario Bros isn't a cartoon, man.

- Yeah it is.

No, man, that's what

you didn't get yesterday.

Mario Bros isn't a cartoon.

You guys said it was

and I said it wasn't.

That's why I think I didn't lose.

Did you used to watch

Mario Bros cartoons?

It's the same thing.

It's like a cartoon.

You just can't admit that you lost

because you couldn't guess

and now you're saying that if we

had told you it wasn't a cartoon,

you would've guessed,

and then you would've said

that it's a kind of cartoon.

Come on, Diego. I know you!

See how competitive you are?

I couldn't care less!

You're the one who's competitive!

I hate it when people mix up

the actors, the people,

with characters.

One time Fatso got Jack Sparrow

and when he asked if it was an actor,

you said yes.

No! The actor's Johnny Depp.

Jack Sparrow worked as a pirate.

-"Worked as a pirate"?

- Yeah!

Now being a pirate's a job.

I hate it when you don't understand

the example. It pisses me off.

You're so competitive.

Come on, Diego!

Hey, Fatso, have you seen Fer?

Fatso!

The chick flirts with me

when we're all working...

and then she plays hard-to-get.

- I mean...

- Like how?

We were going to Pablo's house.

You know the guy with long hair?

Yeah.

Okay, Pablo, Agus, the chick and me.

Pablo and Agus went

to buy some beer

and the girl and I were alone.

I sat next to her because

she wanted to show me a message

and the girl gave me

the cold shoulder.

She was cold as ice.

She went to the bathroom.

She always act like that,

hysterical.

The next day at work,

in front of everyone,

she walked in, kissed me here

and gave me a neck massage.

She always does the same thing.

She's crazy.

Forget about her.

Yeah.

- Have you guys seen Fer?

- No.

So?

Are you sure the girl doesn't

know you're in a relationship?

No, man, I'm sure.

Girls find out about those things.

There's no way she could know.

And I don't think the guys told her,

because they know

I want to screw her...

Right.

- It's okay.

- Yeah.

But you have a girlfriend.

To each his own.

- I found this one.

- Yeah.

But it's almost empty.

The mosquitoes are killing me.

Here you go...

As soon as I came in

they started to bite me too.

They bit you all over!

Look here...

No way, man!

They bit me all over!

Here...

Here...

And here too.

As I was saying...

Diego and Juan the longest.

I've them since we were

in kindergarten.

But we're all very good friends.

We met the rest later on.

In primary school, we met Lucho,

Leo and Tomi.

And Maxi used to go out

with Tomi's sister.

He used to play soccer with us

all the time,

so we started getting along

really well with him.

And we met Fatso in eleventh grade.

I think he had failed five

or six times. We lost track.

Yeah, you can tell he's older.

And you're not going to meet

Santiago today,

because he moved to Spain

when he met a Spanish girl here.

He used to come back

every two or three months,

but then he started coming here

less frequently.

I don't think he'd come back now,

if he didn't come back

two years ago.

Leo...

Hi.

Well, I'm going to the pool.

You do karate with Fer, right?

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