Tag und Nacht Page #3

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to start in March.

Normally you have to register a year earlier.

Otherwise there's nothing left.

The Maldives has just gone.

I don't care where. Doesn't it matter?

But it's your life.

Berlin perhaps?

- Let's see what's free.

Hey.

- Hallo.

Here!

Slowly!

Let's go.

Hold on tight!

Hey,now tell me something.

Something, perhaps a little dirty.

You filthy pig?

You rotten pig. You little ugly rat.

I can put some eggs up inside.

- hm... Maybe waterworks.

You c*nt! You c*nt!.

Take me in your hand.

Yes, I'm ready for you.

You motherf***er.

You can kiss my ass, you

with your sick fantasies.

You're sick in the head,

you poor bastard.

Don't say that.

Don't say that.

Tell me again the other. That was ...

Please tell me again about the eggs.

Yes, say:

Kurt, I'm reaching for the eggs.

Kurt, I'm reaching for the eggs.

No!

Your hand must be on my prick.

Yes, and now say again ...

I'm reaching for the eggs.

Yes!

Yes? I'm riding on the eggs.

-Yes!

I'm riding on the eggs..

- Faster!

I'm riding on the eggs..

- Harder! Faster!

Well?

- Ouch! Too hard!

I'm riding on the eggs..

- Harder!

Aua!

Come on, harder!

Faster1- B*tch! I'm pulling out your eggs.

It's wonderful?

Hm.

Yes?

- Yes.

Quite a work-out right?

- Quite a work-out.

Aah!

Stop it1

- No.

Tell me please!

Please.

Again.

Please, please.

Aah!

We can stay herebut we need to take off our shoes.

I ... Um ...

This is for you.

Ah! first we take a shower,

then you can undo it.

You know where the bathroom is? Right?

Do you know where the bathroom is?

Today, there's just us.!

Do you like your gift?

Stop.

Listen !

I could give you a more sensible presant.

What?

- Let's go skiing..

We could go away on a skiing holiday..

I can't go skiing..

I don't have the skills.

and if you don't use an agent, there's

more money for you.

So you're your a contractor.

- Hmm yes.

Fourth generation.

My father is also called Kurt.

Two vodkas.

Since when have you drunk vodka?

I've just started, I'm adjusting.

Let's go to my place?

To your place?

What am I to you?

Is it always about f***ing?

Always about sex?

You're something more than that.

- I sleep with everyone.

What?

I sleep with everyone.

And they pay me as well.

So if you want to f***, then it will cost you.

What do you want? Do

you think this is funny or what?

You pay, if you want to f*** again,

like everyone else.

That's not true.

This is ridiculous ...

You're selfish, you feel nothing.

Nothing, nothing!

Hiding behind your books, drooling at every bosom.

You're dead.

Will you do that for me?

I thought you'd gone.

So, all hell's going on up there..

Robert is a brilliant dancer.

I feel as if I'm twenty again.

I don't know how he does it.

Sophie was all over him.

Well? What about you?

You look so pale.

You should spend a few days with us.

You know what?

We're going over to Gruber.

Where's Sophie?

We've got the money, so

the best man ...

The home run is the only one open at the moment.

But that won't stop us.

Now you want to take over the Company,

or what?

I'm going.

Call when you're leaving.

I've got them eating out of my hand.

A good sign.

- She's figured out what it's all about..

What's up?

- We're getting our cut.

And the men simply love her cleavage.

What actually happened

to the driver?

Wait and see what the Christmas

shopping season brings..

This picture's terrible.

Sempre libera.

Are you crazy!

We're going out for a drink.

For Christmas.

Okay.

Lea, a job. You go with Tony.

One hour.

You ask for nothing.

I'll get it later.

He'll give you a clock for me.

What did you say, a clock?

Mario, I thought, we have...

-Get going!

What's going on?

- Be right back.

Have you heard this story?

A guy knocks on the door of a brothel.

The Madame is quite old and slowly comes to the door.

He knocks louder and louder, pong, pong, pong.

Because ha has a real need.

When she finally opens the door,

there's a guy standing there completely naked.

Legs in plaster, arms in plaster, two crutches.

She asks him:

'Sweetheart, are you certain you can

actually perform?''

He replies:

''What do you think I was knocking with?''

Without me, you're nothing.

You know that?

For you this is just a game but not for me.

For me it is my life.

Do you understand?

Do you know why I married Sissi?

- No.

But I know.

What does the c*nt actually believe?

That I have a shotgun.

That I stand at the window and see everything.

When she goes shopping,

when she takes the dog for a walk.

When she talks to someone, then ...

A f*** for a clock,

that's ridiculous.

Are we suddenly getting morals?

F***ing is f***ing.

I'll shoot it off.

What would you like?

- Prosecco, a bottle.

The session with the old boy was bad.

He almost couldn't get it up.

I was scared of breaking it.

It was so small.

I had to hold it in.

- Didn't it hurt?

It wasn't very nice.

But let's not talk about it any more.

Have you ever had an orgasm?

- Yes...

The body sometimes simply responds

Yeah, right.

- I feel so hot.

We both feel the same.

We get back to you right away.

The ladies want to pay?

I can't pay.

I've got nothing to wear.

The we'll have to find a solution,

but go please! Now!

Traffic control.

This is an official act.

We should sign up.

Hanna, I'm going the wrong way

up a one-way street.

You're driving into the pedestrian zone.

St Stephens Cathedral.

I can see the spire.

Cathedral built in 1365,

no, 1469.

and since 1723, the Metropolitan Church

of Vienna.

How do I suddenly know all this?

Stop, I feel sick.

Stop there. You're still moving...

Sh*t!

Oh my God!

No!

What are you crying for?

Sh*t! We must get out and push.

What's the matter?

Hanna,stop it!

-Yes, I'll stop.

Then just stop.

- Yes, but you must stop too.

I have nothing at all.

That we have so far identified..

That you have so far agreed.

Are you trying to impress Claus?

- Shut up!

He won't believe you.

- Thickhead!

I'm sorry..

Me too.

Next time I'm casting.

What kind of casting?

- If they accept me, I'll listen..

Aha.

I'm going to Berlin next term.

I would like you to deal with Mario.

Okay.

Hallo. Hallo, hallo.

(Trklingel)

Can you answer it please?

I hate flowers.

Huh huh,Suprise!

God, my crazy cousin.

Who are you calling crazy?

You're crazy!

May I introduce you?

My dear friend, Alfredo.

Hallo.

- Hallo, Alfredo.

We play together at the theatre.

I know him.

I'm dying of thirst, where's the wine?

Over there.

Ah, super.

- You take charge.

Say,

how can you afford that?

I know you from the Drama School.

W e met at the entrance exam.

You had gone before the

second exam.

Where did you go?

Leah's speciality is running away.

Now I've got a better job.

What's that?

Mobile Emergancy Service.

Well, that sounds exciting.

Social work. Handing out food and stuff.

The pay's not bad, right?

What/ You're doing well?

Will you give me a contact?

I could do with a job on the side.

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