Tall Men Page #2
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- Year:
- 2016
- 133 min
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i promise.
How long do you think
that'll be?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
What're you gonna do, right?
Yeah, it's done.
I'm so sorry, Terrence.
I'll look around.
I'm sure somebody's hiring.
I'll find you something.
I appreciate that.
Tell you what,
how 'bout
Lucy and I come by
on Saturday.
I'll even bring
my cribbage board.
Sure.
That will be swell, guys.
Holy mother of Mary.
Thank you for calling
the card.
- How can I help you?
- Yes, yes, hello.
I have a little problem
with the bill you've sent me.
Sorry to hear that, sir.
Can I have your
customer number?
Yes, you can.
I am customer 1-5-2.
One moment please.
Hello, customer 1-5-2.
I understand you're having
a billing problem.
I'm the billing director.
How may I help you?
Yes. I hope you can.
As I was telling
the lady before,
the bill
you guys have sent me
is incorrect.
Oh? And how is that, sir?
You see,
it says that I owe you
$30,000 here.
$30,358.51 to be exact.
Yes, yes,
but that's not the problem.
The problem
is that I don't owe you
that much money.
And how is that, sir?
You see,
i did purchase a vehicle
at $6,000,
but that is the only thing
that I've purchased so far.
Yes.
Okay, I've done
the math on this
and according
to my calculations
at $6,000 with
a 4% interest rate,
I owe you $6,020.
That's equal out
to a monthly balance
of $120.40.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, customer 152,
i am so sorry.
I know what
the problem is now.
As a matter of fact,
we've had similar problems
with other customers
on this matter.
Thank you.
That is a relief.
Would you guys
want to go ahead
and send me a new bill?
That is the correct bill, sir.
$30,358.51.
You just told me
that you see the problem.
The problem is, sir,
that you failed
to understand
the 4% is a daily rate
compounded daily,
not a monthly rate.
Plus there's
a transaction fee of 50%
of each total purchase.
What?
Yes, sir.
But that's crazy.
You guys can't do that.
It was explained in full detail
in your welcome letter
that came with your card.
You didn't
read the welcome letter,
did you, sir?
Another thing
that was explained
in the letter
is that there
are no minimum payments.
All payments
are made in full
at the end of each month.
But that's Saturday.
You don't expect me
to pay that all at once.
You have 48 hours to comply.
Thanks for calling the card.
Have a nice day.
Yes, hello.
I'd like to report
an intruder.
An intruder.
Terrence mackleby?
Yes.
I'm detective towner.
This is detective knotts.
Did you report a
4-15 here this morning?
A 4-15?
Uh, yes, I think so.
-Can we come in?
- Oh, oh, yes, please.
So the intruder was standing
at the foot of the bed?
Yes.
Can you describe him for us?
He was tall.
Uh, how tall?
I couldn't really
tell you exactly,
because I was lying down.
I can tell you that he almost
touched the ceiling.
He was very tall.
Did he say anything to you?
No, he didn't say a thing.
He just turned around
and walked away.
-How did he leave the house?
-The front door.
Did you see him leave
through the front door?
How do you know
he left through the front door
if you didn't see him
I think he left
through the front door.
I'm gonna go
look around outside.
I call her Wanda.
I painted her
about two years ago.
I was having
a couple of problems.
I know she's kind of morbid,
but I keep her up there to--
to remind me
to take my medication.
Knotts, come in.
Yeah.
Roger.
What do you think, dick?
Size 16?
Probably 18.
Based on the density
of the soil
and depth of the print,
I'd say he's seven feet tall,
maybe 320.
Probably 340.
That's a big fella.
Well...
Mr. mackleby,
and there are no signs
of forced entry.
Are you sure
you locked all the doors
last night
before going to bed?
A hundred percent.
You don't have any friends
who may have a key,
maybe thought
it'd be funny
to give you
some sort of scare?
No, no.
I only have one key.
I can't even imagine
anybody I know
wanting to do that to me.
People do strange things,
Mr. mackleby.
Did you hear that?
Hear what, Mr. mackleby?
You didn't hear that?
I didn't hear anything.
You hear anything, dick?
Nope.
In the meantime,
keep all your
doors and windows locked.
This is my personal number.
Feel free to call me
if anything comes up.
I will, believe you me.
Good day, Mr. mackleby.
No refunds!
No refunds. Hah-haha!
It's just that
there's this one--
unh-uh! No refunds.
Is it a lemon?
Well, no, it's--
no refunds.
It's just that--
sorry.
I can't hear you.
- Just--
- bye.
Hello?
Hello, customer 152.
How are you this morning?
Mother's milk!
Now really isn't a good time.
I have to call the police.
My car's just been stolen.
Oh, no, customer 152.
It hasn't been stolen.
Your car
has been repossessed.
What? You took my car?
-Yes, sir.
-You can't do that.
Of course we can.
If you purchased an item
with your card, sir,
and do not pay your debt,
we're entitled
to full possession of
the item or items.
That is according
to the agreement
in column two, line five
in the application
you signed.
Of course,
you probably didn't
read that either,
did you, customer 152?
That's ridiculous.
How do you expect people to pay
with that kind of interest?
You have until 6:30 P.M. tonight
to make your payment, sir.
I don't owe you a thing.
You took my car.
We're square.
Oh, on the contrary,
customer 152.
You still owe us the interest
and transaction fee.
That would be
$24,358.51.
I can't pay that.
Even if I could,
how would you
expect me to get that kind
of money to you by 6:30?
Well, one of the many
benefits of being
is that we provide collectors
to come to your home
to receive payment.
What're you guys?
- A bunch of loan sharks?
- No, sir.
We're just hardworking
Republicans
trying to make a difference.
Thank you, customer 152,
and have a nice day.
Hi, Terrence.
Did you have a nice nap?
What's with the 1-5-2?
That's my customer number.
What're you going to do?
I don't know.
I know I can't pay it.
Just claim bankruptcy again.
If you claim bankruptcy,
you have to wait
another seven years
before you can claim it again.
Did you bring
your cribbage board?
is Princess over here
comes by the bus
in a tizzle
says we gotta get
to the store
before it's closed.
Wants to get you
a monkey lamp.
- That's why I forgot it.
- I told you, Lee,
that we needed
to get to the store
because it was important
that we get something nice
for Terrence.
I wanted to get
something nice for you
to cheer you up, Terrence.
Losing a job
can be devastating.
I like monkeys.
I like monkeys, too.
We can just play cribbage
another time.
It's not a big deal.
I think I want a pb&j.
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