Tangled the Series: What the Hair?!

Season #One

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Boo!

Pffffft!

Gothel:
Hello, Rapunzel.

Did you think I was gone forever?

What's the matter, dear?

Aren't you happy to see your mummy?

Gothel:
And look! Your

hair has returned!

Ooh, isn't that wonderful?

Come now, dear. Let's

get back to your tower,

where you will be safe and secure.

Rapunzel!

- Fred?

- Huh?

You haven't touched your food.

No, no, I... I've touched it.

I moved my eggs from here

to here, you see? Hm.

Oh, sweetheart, it's been nearly a week.

Just talk to her.

You do recall

my last conversation

with Rapunzel didn't go

quite as I had hoped?

Uh, Fred, you confined her to the

walls of Corona under martial law.

If that's a daddy-daughter conversation,

I would hate to see what a talking-to is.

Just because it was a difficult choice,

doesn't mean it wasn't the right one.

Come on, Cass! Those dreams are

trying to tell me something!

- Ever since that night...

- Shh!

Raps, I told you, we can't

tell anyone about that night.

Um... I think the secret's

pretty much out.

Yeah, yeah, everyone knows

the hair's back,

but if anyone knew I was the one who

snuck you out when it happened,

I would be sent to a convent...

Literally, a convent.

Well, I have to tell Eugene.

No, no, no, no, no. As far as he knows,

you just woke up

that morning with long hair.

But Eugene is my boyfriend!

We tell each other everything!

I know this is a lot to ask,

but I can't risk it.

Please, don't tell Eugene.

Tell Eugene what? Oh, come on,

you guys keeping secrets?

It's not really a secret,

Eugene, it's more like a...

sensitive situation.

Sensit... S... Ha! Sensitive?

And you think Cassandra's gonna help?

Blondie, I've met glaciers

with more warmth and compassion.

And move faster, she's slow.

Rapunzel, it's me, Eugene.

Whatever's going on you can tell me.

- I know I can, it's...

- Cassandra:
I don't trust you!

You have a big mouth!

I do not!

Name one time I blew a secret.

It's a scarf!

Thanks, this was fun! And to think

we were dreading it, right?

Surprise!

Oh, your surprise party is next week.

I said one time!

Rapunzel, you're really

not gonna tell me?

I'm sorry.

Fine. But you should know,

I have things I keep from you.

- Lots of things.

- Name one.

Pete, the guard, is terrified of mimes.

Hey!

They see things that aren't there!

Pete, wait!

No, it was a different Pete the guard.

You don't even know him.

Ahh! There they are!

A veritable cornucopia of confidants,

who trust me implicitly and would

gladly divulge their innermost secrets.

Wait, who is this guy?

That's Hook Hand's brother.

Oh, yeah? What's your name? Hook Foot?

I gotta admit,

I did not see that coming.

- So, where is Hook Hand, anyway?

- There.

Eugene:
Hook Hand went on a world tour?

Does no one share anything with me?

No feelings, no secrets, no news?

Why won't anyone open up to me?

Ahhh!

Big Nose! Now there's a guy

who knows how to share

what's on his nose... mind!

Here comes loverboy

with more of his romantic "excapades."

Hey, are those flowers for Assunta?

Am I pronouncing that correctly?

How is your lady friend, anyway?

Oh, I'm glad you asked,

but perhaps this latest poem

I wrote will tell you.

I call it, "Can You Keep a Secret?

I Love You."

"Our love is like a timeless truth,

"It knows no tick nor tock.

"Our love is a big toe of honesty..."

Big Nose:
"poking through the

hole of your favorite... sock."

Cassandra:
I was thinking

about your hair.

Maybe there's a way we can

discreetly try to get some answers,

just the two of us.

I might know someone who can help.

I still think you're being

unfair about Eugene.

But, um, who is this friend of yours?

His name is Varian, and

he's some kind of wizard.

Wow! A real wizard?

Do you think he'll have

one of those pointy hats,

and, like, a robe

and a staff and cast spells?

No, I do not.

Very little is known about

Varian, and what is, isn't good.

Some say he's dangerous.

But if we want answers,

he's our best bet. Right?

Mm-hm.

Well, sounds like

we have a wizard to visit.

"We keep no secrets, me and you,

Our love stays fresh

like the morning... dew."

You see, what I really

tried to do is capture

the oneness of our relationship.

Yep, oneness, got it.

Big Nose:
'Cause if you can't share

everything with that someone special,

then maybe that someone

isn't so special.

Ha-ha! I gotta go. This has been great.

You keep writin' those words down,

'cause one of these days...

you'll have more of 'em.

Okay, bye, everybody!

Good morning!

Hey, Big Nose, what's goin' on

with that lady that you have?

Cassandra:
So, this is

where Varian lives.

It seems cozy, in a

I-wish-I-had-said-goodbye-

to-my-loved-ones-

before-I-left kind of way.

Cassandra:
Just watch your step, Raps.

Come on, this way.

It's just fog. I'm sure it's okay.

Fine. A booby trap!

Raps, everything's gonna be... oh!

What do you want?

What are they doing?

Um... hi.

So sorry to bother you, sir.

I... wanted to ask you about my hair.

Because you're such a magic exp...

Magic? I do

not work with magic.

I mean,

technically, it's not magic.

It's alchemy, but... yeah...

don't... don't sweat it.

Got it.

So, what is this?

Oh, it's... it's a chemical

compound of my own design.

Thank you. See, we have a

bit of a critter problem

out here, and, through the

miracle of modern alchemy,

I have found a humane way

to solve the problem.

This is riveting, but could

you get us out of here?

Ha! Where is that neutralizing parti...

Oh! C-Come... get outta here!

I am so sorry, Your Highness.

"Your Highness"? Wait.

You know who I am?

Uh, how could I not?

Look at your hair!

Ha! Your highness.

Oh, please.

Just Rapunzel.

Wow. Really? Okay.

So, fantastical stories of your

hair returning have spread

throughout Corona. Yeah, people

say it's magic, but personally,

I don't really believe that. Now,

as you have probably guessed,

I am a man of science,

- specifically, al...

- Alchemy. We know.

Now listen, kid. We need your help,

but let me make something clear.

What happens here

stays here, you got it?

Oh, yes, this... this...

Ah... is... it's very...

long.

Oh, no, don't worry,

Your High... Rapunzel.

I am sure that I, Varian,

can unlock the mystery of your hair

with the power of science!

Ow!

No sweat, it's just a little...

What is taking 'em so long?

I'm goin' in!

Rapunzel:
♪ Bring back

what once was mine ♪

♪ What once was mine ♪

Better?

Oh, yeah... No!

Huh... that used to work.

Well, silver lining: We've

acquired some critical data

about your hair. It no longer possesses

its legendary healing power.

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