Taramani Page #7

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When you accept random

friends just so they

can call you hot or

sexy or gorgeous...

this is what happens.

Do you understand?

I feel ashamed to have lived

under a roof with you for 10 months.

Im disgusted.

What kind of woman are you?

Sh*t! Hang up.

Sexual predator seduces and cheats

married women by calling their phone.

A 30 year old resident

of Coimbatore has

stolen women's phone

numbers from a store.

He lured women with dirty texts to a

public place and robbed their jewels.

Is this even possible?

Looks fake.

It happens, sir.

Really?

Even worse things happen.

- It happens, it really happens.

How do you know?

Should I prove it to you?

Why the hell should

you prove it to me?

Exactly. Why should I prove it to you?

I should prove it to myself.

What? Prove to yourself?

No... I need to know if these women

play only me or other men too.

And by knowing it?

Knowing that other

people also eat the same

sh*t, I'll eat it a

little more gladly.

Sh*t...? - You don't know

what it means? Poop, sir.

Bro! - Tell me, sir.

Youre the first civilised city person

to know the old Tamil word for 'sh*t'.

You've been played a lot?

- Oh, quite a lot.

Go, on. Drink that tea. And

automatically sh*t will come.

Sir, just a minute.

I have my ex-girlfriends number.

Please note it down.

And torture her to your level best.

Dont spare her, sir.

Keep torturing her.

Here's her number.

Bro... - Tell me.

Can you give me the number?

Yeah. Note it down. Please beware.

Her husband is a jerk.

These days, the way a guy celebrates

his heartbreak has changed.

Some peculiar guys flirt

with unknown women...

and torture whichever girl

gets stuck with them.

P.S :
Apologies for not

knowing the exact translation

for the words 'flirt'

and 'torture' in Tamil.

Therefore, our sincere

apologies for the scant

usage of Tamil words

in the following song.

Who are you talking to today?

- Just a minute, sir.

How did you land so many girls?

- Please leave, sir.

Someday, their men

will come after you.

Drink your tea.

You should come out

of this sh*t, Althea.

This Friday night is

Salsa night at the pub.

Im going with my husband.

Youre coming.

What will I do in the pub?

Is there some rule that only men

should drink because of heartbreaks?

The sea, the rain and me.

You are so romantic.

Then come over.

Okay, done. Where should I come?

Cheers.

You dont dance Salsa?

I cant dance.

She loves to dance.

I love to watch her dance.

Hi. - Prabunath.

You look wow. - Thank you.

Okay, shall we leave?

No!

There's a prayer early morning.

Mom has already called thrice.

You and your mom

She'll be waiting for us.

- No, no, no. Please, please

Okay. - Please.

I will bring the car to the entrance.

You finish your dance and come soon.

Thank you, baldy!

I love you. - So sweet.

See you! - Bye.

Bye!

Okay, I have to go.

He is waiting.

Its already late.

You are very lucky.

You've got a good husband.

There are no good dogs and bad dogs.

Dogs are dogs.

Just throw them the

correct biscuits.

Hey, babe...

This for you...

Drink, drink!

Think you're a beauty queen or what?

I'm talking to you.

Let it go, buddy.

Hey, hey, hello.

What?

How much?

Huh?

Hey, she is an English b*tch.

How much?

What?

Wait. -Ask her buddy.

25,000 rupees, one night?

She's started stripping. Superb.

Hey, what did you say?

What did you say?

Who the hell do you

think you are?

How dare you? How dare you

talk to me like that?

Scoundrels... You think you can

say whatever you want to a woman.

Are you guys creating

ruckus here?

Get out of this place.

Won't you guys listen?

Ill bloody kill you.

- Madam, you leave please.

Go out immediately.

Get lost.

Wedding ring. Platinum.

150 thousand rupees.

Such a small ring costs so much?

- Of course, it is.

Can I give you some advice?

- What?

Dont answer a call

from a stranger.

Even if you do,

dont talk to him.

Even if you talk,

dont flirt with him.

Even if you flirt, dont

come to the beach like this.

Even if you come to the beach,

dont come on a rainy night.

Even if you come on a rainy night,

dont give him your ring when he asks.

What?

I know people dont like free advice. So

I'm taking this ring as payment for it.

Are you joking, Prabhu..?

No, ma'am. I'm not

at all joking.

One second. Wait.

You see this phone?

I got it from Kavitha two days

ago for the advice I gave her.

Wait, relax. Cool.

- I'll go to the police.

To the police? - Yes.

All our conversations are

recorded in this. - No, Prabhu...

Do you know WhatsApp? - Yes.

I can send them

anywhere and to anyone.

Now, I will walk this way. You

shouldn't scream. - No, Prabhu.

Even if you do, there is nobody

around to listen to your screams.

Okay? Can I go?

Bye. Bye, Mamta and

dont forget my advice.

Dear public, it is a criminal

offence to upload/share

the photos and voice

notes of any individual

on social networking sites

including WhatsApp without

explicit consent of the

individual concerned.

The offence is liable for

sentence of 3 to 5 years

under IT Act and Prevention

of Sexual Harassment Act.

Suppose youre asking how can you

announce this during a film?

The Indian censor board

tells us to caution against

drinking and smoking in

the middle of films.

This, too, can be said.

Hello. What's up at this hour?

Hello, Mr. Assistant Commissioner.

Are you busy?

No, my wife was sleeping next to me.

Phone was on silent.

Sorry have I wrongly called

you at the right time?

Tell me, whats up?

I went to Kanathur

beach with a guy

Which guy?

No idea. We spoke over the phone.

I liked him.

Oh! You go places

with unknown men?

But when I call you,

you wouldn't come.

Nothing like that.

Okay, you went to the beach.

Then?

He snatched my ring!

Its just a ring right?

No Its my wedding ring.

Hubby will be back in 15 days.

If my ring is missing, itll

become a big problem.

Hes recorded all my calls, too.

So please help me.

Now you're all sweet.

But if I ask you out for a

coffee, do you ever come?

Please do me this favor! Whatever

you tell me to drink, Ill drink!

Really?

Promise!

Okay. Let me note

the number down.

Wait for a minute. - Okay.

Give me the number.

7-6-3-9.. -7-6-3-9..

2-3-8.. -2-3-8..

2-2-5. -2-2-5.

Okay. I will call

you in morning.

See, Althea... you have become

the talk of this company.

In fact, the talk of this town.

What?

The recent incident of

you drinking at the pub!

Dont you people drink?

See, its not a crime to drink.

But to beat up a guy after that

They spoke to me indecently.

They behaved badly.

So I beat them up.

See, as men we have

some privileges.

If we make a mess after drinking,

it wont appear in newspapers.

But youre a female and

our companys image

The paper hasnt printed my name. How

would it print the companys name?

I think you havent checked

Facebook since last night.

This has been going

viral since yesterday.

Many people have mentioned your name.

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