Tarzan Page #3

our first sign in days !

- Do you think the beasts

could be nearby ?

- Could be.

[Porter] There's the evidence.

Not very far, anyway.

Daddy, look !

Over there and there !

[Porter] Where ? Oh, yes,

more nests! I see them !

-Just as you predicted.

- Whole family groups !

Jane, I love you !

[Clayton Laughing]

Family groups ? Excuse me,

but these are wild beasts...

that would sooner tear your head off

than look at you.

On the contrary. Daddy's theory

is that these are social creatures--

[ Rifle Shots ]

[ Birds Squawking ]

Mr Clayton, please !

What if it's a gorilla ?

It's no gorilla.

Hmm.

- But perhaps we should press on.

- Yes, indeed.

We should keep heading west

following the Ganoderma Ablonatum.

Excellent, Professor! I could've used

your expertise on my last safari.

[ Sighs ]

[ Gasps ]

Oh !

[ Chuckles ]

Oh !

Are you what all the fuss

was about ?

Daddy !

Daddy, quick !

No, wait, wait.

Hold still.

Oh, my.

Oh, my good--

You may not be a gorilla,

but you are one sweet little--

[ Gasps ]

Huh. There you go.

What do you think ?

[ Cooing ]

What ? Oh !

Why, you little--

Well, this is

absolutely peachy !

Come to study gorillas, and get

my sketchbook pinched by a baboon !

[ Laughing ]

Ohh. Ah-ha-ha.

Give me that !

[ Grunts, Cooing ]

Come on now, enough of this.

I want this paper on the count of three.

One, two--

Oh, look, bananas !

[ Laughing ]

I can't believe you fell for that one !

- [ Crying ]

- No, no, don't give me

those crocodile tears.

- What would your parents have to say ?

[ Gasps ]

- [Growling]

Oh ! See, I told you

they'd be cross.

Go easy on him.

Children will be children. [ Gasps ]

[ Shrieking ]

[ Panting ]

Oh ! l'm flying !

What on earth am l-- [Gasps]

[ Screaming ]

Get off ! Get off !

[ Screams ]

[Jane Screaming ]

Oh ! Put me down !

Put me down !

No !Pick me up, pick me up !

[Screams]

Aah ! Oh, no !

[ Chuckling ]

Unhand me !

[ Grunts ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

Uh-oh.

[ Screams ]

- [ Groans ]

- Ah, over there !

[Jane Screaming ]

[ Screams ]

[ Chittering ]

[ Chittering ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Chittering ]

[ Gasping ]

I'm in a tree with a man

who talks to monkeys.

Ooh, I can't do this !

I can't-- Oh !

This is good.

This is... very good.

[ Gasps ]

Wait. One, two--

[ Gasps ]

Ohh !

- It can't get any worse, can it ?

- [Thunderclaps]

Obviously, it can.

[ Sighs ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Screams ] Ah... no ! Oh !

[ Grunts ]

Stay back. No, don't.

Don't come any closer. Please, don't.

What are-- What are you doing ?

[ Laughing ]

Please don't.

That tickles.

No, get off, get off--

Get off !

It serves you right.

Stay away from me like

a very good wild man. You, stay.

I'm warning you.

My father won't take kindly to you--

No. That's--

Now, that's close enough.

How dare you ?

[ Gasps ] Wha--

Ohh !

[ Gasps ] Um--

- [ Heartbeats ]

- Oh, oh.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear !

Yes, thank you. It's a lovely heartbeat.

It's very nice.

It's very nice.

Oh, thank you. I can't do a thing

with it in this humidity though. It's--

You--

You do speak.

And all this time I thought

you were just a big, wild,

quiet, silent person-thing.

Why didn't you tell me ?

I must say I'm rather curious

as to who you are. I'd love--

[ Grunts ]

Tarzan.

[ Grunting ]

Tarzan.

Tarzan.

[ Grunting ]

Oh, I see !

Oh, I see !

Tarzan.

Oh, I see.

No, no, no.

No.

[ Clears Throat ]

I'm Jane.

No, no, no. No.

[ Clears Throat ] I'm Jane.

No, no.

Jane. Tarzan.

Jane.

-Jane.

- Exactly.

- [Rifle Shot]

- Clayton !

- [Rifle Shot]

- Clayton !

Extraordinary !

Um, please,

can you take me to my camp ?

[ Makes Rifle Shot Sound ]

Yes ! Clayton !

Wonderful !

Um, could we--

Um, can't we walk ?

[ Tarzan ]

Can't we walk ?

- Tarzan !

- Tarzan, where are ya ?

[ Mungo ] Let's hope

we find him before Kerchak does.

- [ Flynt ] Maybe he's lost.

- [ Mungo ]

Or found something more interesting.

What, are you nuts ? What could be

more interesting than us ?

[ All Gasping ]

What's everybody lookin' at ?

[ Gasps ]

[Tantor Gasps]

Ohh !

[Tantor Shrieking]

The horror !

It's gruesome ! Hide me !

- Pull yourself together.

You're embarrassing me.

- Huh ?

- These things aren't alive.

- I knew that.

- Tarzan !

- Tarzan ?

- Tarzan ?

Hello ?

What kind of primitive beasts

are responsible for this mess ?

Whoa !

Wow ! Come here, you guys ! Come here,

come here, come here. Look at this !

- What is that ? Funny. Wow, it's--

- What is that thing ?

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [ Together ] Oooh !

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [China Shattering]

Hey, do it again.

Do it again.

- [ Bell Rings ]

- Like this ? [ China Shattering ]

- [ Paper Rips ]

- Yeah !

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [ China Shattering ]

Yeah, rip it !

- [ Laughing ] I love that part !

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [ Silverware Clatters ]

- [ China Shatters ]

- Let me hear it, big fella.

- [ Paper Rips ]

- Now, hit it !

- [ Laughing ]

- Yeah !

- [ Clattering ]

- [ Ringing ]

- Nice !

What the heck ?

Bye-bye.

- Terk !

- [ Horn Blares ]

- Yeah, Tant ?

- Hmm ?

Now ! Hit it !

Come on, Tantor !

- [ Horn Blares ]

- Oh, I love it !

Stay with me, fellas.

I feel somethin' happenin' here.

[ Horn Blaring ]

[ Scatting ]

[ Horn Blaring ]

[ Scatting Continues ]

[ Horn Blaring Continues ]

Yeah !

[ Scatting ]

[Terk]

Ahh ! Yeah !

[ Scatting Continues ]

[ Horn Blaring Continues ]

[ Scatting ]

[Continues]

[ Scatting ]

Whoa

Ahh, gorillas !

[ Grunting ]

[ Both Grunting ]

He's one of them !

Ooo.

Oh, my--

- [ Roaring ]

- [ Screams ]

Ohh !

- [Jane Whimpering]

- [ Sniffs ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Sniffing ]

[ Roars ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Snorts ]

- [Porter]Jane! Jane!

- [Clayton]Jane!

[Porter]

Jane, where are you ?

Jane ! Oh, Jane !

Oh, thank goodness.

Good heavens,

what happened ?

Are you all right ? We've been

everywhere looking for you. I--

- Oh, my goodness ! Daddy !

I was out walking. I was--

- Yes, yes.

- Little baby monkey. I drew a picture.

- Yes, go on.

- Suddenly the monkey starts crying.

- Oh, poor thing.

- I turned 'round and there's

a whole fleet of them !

- Of what ?

- There's an army of monkeys.

A huge tree full of them.

- Monkeys ? Monkeys !

Screaming at me !

Ooo-ooo-ooo !

- That's Theripithicus baboonus.

She's very good at this.

- Oh, really ?

- Terrified I was. And suddenly,

I was swinging in the vines.

- With the monkeys, yes ?

- Swinging, flying. I was in the air.

- In the air, yes, I know.

- And I'm all surrounded.

- What did you do ?

- Daddy, they took my boot.

- They took--

Those are the ones I bought you.

And I was saved ! I was saved

by a flying wild man in a loincloth.

- Loincloth ? Good Lord.

- What is she talking about ?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

Takes after her mother, you know.

She'd come up with stories like that.

Not about men in loincloths, of course.

- And there were gorillas.

- [ Together ] Gorillas ?

- They were doing--

- You saw the gorillas ?

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