Tarzan 2 Page #2

And some might say

the mama was just a tad controlling...

...but I disagree.

Do alligators eat the frogs?

Oh, no. Don't let

the froggies get eaten.

Have them fly away.

It's all right, Uto.

They don't get eaten.

But the three little frogs

were all alone

in a great big world,

hopping from pond to pond.

Hippety-hop.

Just trying to find somewhere

where they'd be wanted.

But every place they went,

they were kicked out.

Maybe the frogs need

to smash some heads, Ma!

The frogs ended up

in a horrible valley,

terrorized by a monster,

with next to nothing

to eat or drink

and only pointy rocks

to sleep on!

- So...

- Huh?

...tomorrow she's gonna

find her froggies a new home.

And this time, anyone who

gets in her way is gonna feel

the terrible wrath

of Mama Frog!

Mom, I broke my pillow...

...again.

Tarzan?

Mom!

Ouch.

Zugor!

Zugor!

Zugor!

The Zugor?

I don't believe it.

- Hi, Zugor.

- Hello.

You are the Zugor, aren't you?

- No, I'm not.

- Sure you are. I saw you.

- No, you didn't.

- You scared off that rhino

so you could get this fruit.

Hey, that's mine!

Run!

Gee, thanks... for nothing!

Your fault we were being

chased in the first place.

Hey, wait up.

Go away.

Leave me alone.

- Alone?

- Yes. Alone?

Zugor Rule Number One:

Don't need anyone but yourself.

Go home.

- I can't. I ran away.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I can't go back, not until

I learn how to be a good ape.

Boo-hoo.

Go play with an alligator.

Hey, maybe you could teach me?

You're the Zugor.

Teach? Me? Nah.

Wait... Nah.

How about this:
Nah!

So long, goodbye.

Okay, I guess I'll be going.

Boy, I can't wait to tell

everyone who the Zugor really is.

Huh?

Especially those three big apes.

Gosh, I bet we have a good laugh

when I tell them

you're the Zugor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know, you could

change your mind.

That way, I'll never

tell anyone your secret.

I don't like you.

Fine. Deal. I'll help you.

And in return,

you don't tell anyone.

Right! Don't tell anyone.

Tarzan?

You can't catch me, Zugor.

Not now, guys. Okay?

I'm not in the mood.

Hey! I said I'm not in the mood!

Okay? Now get lost!

Look, I'm sorry. Okay?

The game just wouldn't be the same

without Tarzan. You know?

I can't believe he's gone.

Terk! Tarzan's alive!

- That's impossible.

- But I heard him.

He was saying,

"Don't tell anyone."

You've been in the sun too long. Take

two mangoes, call me in the morning.

I heard Tarzan's voice

coming from up on Dark Mountain.

Why didn't anyone else hear it?

I'm an elephant.

I've got 20l20 hearing.

Okay. Let's see

if we can find him.

Terk... Tarzan said

not to tell anyone.

Huh? Oh.

Whoa, whoa.

You guys have to stay here.

- Nuh-uh.

- No, we don't.

Yeah, you do. You...

You need to stay behind

and... cover for us. Yeah.

If anybody asks,

tell them we're out

picking monkey berries.

- Got it?

- Okay.

Monkey berries. Got it.

Yeah, you're very cute.

Okay? Run along, run along.

Terk was trying to teach me to be a good

ape by pretending to be a monster.

She was pretending to be you,

but you're not a monster.

You're just a Zugor who pretends...

Hey! Wait for me!

Wow. This is your home?

Where do you sleep?

This place is great.

You even have your own stream.

Now, in as few words

as possible,

what do I gotta do

to get rid of you?

Teach me how

to be a good ape.

An ape?

Kid, you're not an ape.

I am too.

Nope. I'll prove it to you.

My arm:
Hair.

Your arm:
No hair.

Not an ape.

But... but I gotta be.

My mom's an ape,

my friends are apes,

my whole family.

If I'm not an ape, then...

Then...

...what am I?

I don't know.

Maybe you're some form

of mutant hairless gibbon.

Or a variety of

annoying featherless bird.

A bird?

Or perhaps some rare species

of ugly fish.

- Ugly?

- Oh, yes.

Very, very, very ugly.

There. Figured you're not

an ape. That wraps it up.

Can't teach you to be

something you're not. Bye.

Whoa, wait. You still gotta

help me find out what I am.

We have a deal... Zugor.

Fine.

- Zugor, thank you so...

- Hold it.

No sappy "thank you's"

will be encouraged, indulged

or even barely tolerated.

Come on. The sooner we figure out what

you are, the sooner I can be rid of you.

Okay.

- Hey, Zugor.

- Huh?

Thanks anyway.

Sometimes everything

seems out of my reach

No matter how hard I try

Sometimes I feel like

nothing at all inside

When everything

that I try to hold onto

Just seems to slip away

And though I'm falling

keeps calling me back again

But I'll keep looking

I'll sink or swim

I'll keep searching

to find the real me

Who am I?

Tell me

Where do I come from?

Who am I?

Tell me

Feels like

I don't fit in at all

Sometimes I feel

like running away

And leaving it all behind

Try to find a place

where I belong

I'll keep looking

I'll find myself

I'll keep searching

to find the real me

Who am I?

Tell me

Can I ever be me?

Who am I?

Tell me

It's like

I don't fit in...

You know what, kid?

You got pluck.

I hate pluck.

Oh, it's like

I don't fit in

No, no, no

I don't fit in at all

I am the Zugor. Roar!

- Auntie Kala's sad.

- How come?

She misses Tarzan.

That's right, little one.

Don't cry, Tarzan's still...

- Monkey berries.

- Remember?

I know.

I wasn't gonna tell her.

- Tell me what?

- That Tarzan's alive.

And Terk and Tantor

went to look for him.

On Dark Mountain.

Tarzan's alive?

I'm going to look for them.

You kids stay here.

Well, today didn't

work out too good.

But we'll try again

tomorrow, right?

I'm eager, excited,

breathless with anticipation.

Enough yapping out of you.

Less yapping, more napping.

Me, here.

You, there.

Way over there.

Me Tarzan, you grouch.

Old bones.

You need a better nest.

My mom could make

a really good nest.

Yeah. My mom made

a great nest too.

Nice.

- Soft.

- Warm.

She made me this nest once,

swung between two branches.

Like sleeping on air.

So when did you figure out

you were a Zugor?

That's past.

- All in the past.

- What happened?

Got old, got slow, got left behind.

Same old story. Boo-hoo. How sad for me.

A danger to the family.

I'm gonna take a look around.

Got to keep an eye out. Keep them away.

- Rule Number One.

- Can I help?

No.

Terk, isn't Dark Mountain

where the Zugor lives?

Don't worry about that.

Zugor's just an imaginary

figment, remember?

He's not real.

Sure, you know that

and I know that,

but does he know that?

Zugor!

Go on. Shoo!

I do believe in Zugors! I do believe

in Zugors! I do! I do! I do!

Gotcha.

- You got him all right, Kago.

- Hey, let me up.

Uh, Kago?

This isn't a baby bird.

- It isn't?

- No. It isn't.

Hey, you can't do that

to my brother.

Oh, no!

The Zugor has Terk

Leave my friend alone!

Take me instead!

- Whoa!

- You want a piece of me?

She's being eaten.

Oh, the horror!

Now, what are we

going to do with you?

I know. Let's throw her off

a cliff and see if she can fly.

Gorillas can't fly.

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