Taxi

Check it out!

Thirteen minutes and 54 seconds

That's a new record

Yeah!

Oh, my God What you gonna do

with the girl but love her and pay her?

Give me my money Give me my money

You still owe me money

Hey. Everybody,

shut the hell up for a second here.

As you know, today's

Belle's last day

Aw!

And I'll tell you this

You're the best man I've ever had

Aw

Aw, come on, now

Look, look

I just want you to know

I just stayed ahead of you

because I know you enjoyed

the view

The view

Anyway

we're all real proud of you

for finally getting your taxi license

Knowing that you're behind

the wheel of a taxi in our fair city

makes us want to move

to Albany

Listen, I seen these sparkle in a window,

and I knew they had your name on them

Come on I thought they'd be perfect for you

Check it out You're gonna love 'em

- Oh, wow

- This is you, girl

- Oh, my God

- Ah? Ah?

- It's a titanium supercharger!

- Yeah!

- Oh, my God.

- That's gonna be some taxi, Belle

- It's just my size too!

- That's right, Belle

Please don't leave us

Don't leave us

All right Time's up, man Come on Get your

hands off my girlfriend Get off me, man

- Hey, baby

- Hey, baby

Oooh!

- Shut up! None of your business

- Back to work. Let's go. Everybody.

I could have got the package there

with a horse and buggy Back to work

- What you doin' here?

- I called in a favor They let me

take the rest of the day off

- All right

- Wait a minute

- Wait a minute Who you wearin' perfume for?

- What?

Oh, no, no, no, no

No, I cut through Macy's I got tagged

- Uh-huh

- Why, you like it? Is it me?

Look, let me tell you

something, baby

- There's only one thing I like on you

- What's that?

- And that's me

- Mmm

- And I got you a little somethin'

for your last day too

- What?

Hold on now You'll find out tonight

After a mind-blowing romantic dinner

Date

And excit...

Ah, hell, no, B

Don't tell me you forgot

What? No? Of course not

No I didn't forget I can't wait, baby

I know it may not be as exciting

as that titanium thing you got

- My supercharger You saw it?

- Yeah Whatever, babyJust trust me All right?

I just got

a 4:
00 appointment

at the Taxi and Limousine Commission

to pick up my hack license

I'll be out of there by 4.30.

And then I'm all yours.

- B

- Aw

B B:

- Yeah?

- 4:
00 was five minutes ago

Oh, shoot!

- Yeah

- All right Love you, baby Later, guys!

- Hey, lady! Come on!

- I got an appointment!

- No, no, no No cut

- I got an appointment

- Is everybody here with appointment, okay?

- What?

We take number like bakery

Please go to the back

I do not come here from Moscow

Right here Ticket

Right there Ticket

Mm-hmm

Man

Aw, he bought candles.

Mmm, mmm, mmm

I'll make it up to you, baby.

Oh! Hey! What the hell

is your problem?

- Come on Let's go

- What is wrong with you, man?

Cabbie, I need to get to

JFK in 15 minutes

One hundred bucks,

I make it

Whoo! Done

You jumped in

the right cab today

Yeah

I don't usually stop for white guys

My way of balancing the universe

That's 14 minutes

Buckle up for safety,

motherfu...

Actually, if I miss this flight,

it wouldn't be the end of the world

Oh, no Don't worry We'll be able to speed up

once we hit the highway

Come on, man

What'd I do?

Hey, look here, Hugo Boss

You might want to hold on

Nine minute, 28 seconds

Damn, I'm good

You know... Damn

I'm good I am good

Don't you scratch them,

you idiot

Where's Frank, man?

Where's your friend at, man?

Where's Frank, man?

Where's your friend at, man?

He'll be here

It's all right

Where is this guy?

He'll be here.

This is the guy?

Yeah, that's him

Okay Let's do this

- It's cool, right?

- Right It's cool

Come on

They're in

It's no trouble,

Frankie

You're going to fifth floor,

number 22 Okay?

A-And don't try nothin'

This is an easy bust, Washburn

Don't do anything fancy

We clear?

Yeah Nothing fancy

That's cool

Stick to the plan

- It's okay It's good

- Got the money?

No, no. Wait, wait, wait.

I don't like it, okay?

You said these guys

are from Cuba like us.

- Tranquilo, chico.

- What's the matter?

- I'm not speaking to you, okay?

You're not from Cuba, okay?

- No, no, no

Forget it Forget it Okay? You know what?

I don't like this Okay, man? No

- He don't like it

- I don't like it Okay, "mang"? I don't like it

You don't like it?

Oh, do you no speak English?

I don't like it

Read my lips. I smell something.

What do I smell, huh?

Read my lips. I smell something.

What do I smell, huh?

Huh? What do I smell?

Huh? I smell a setup

What am I smelling here?

Huh? What do I smell?

Carnitas? Amigo? Pig!

Ah Okay, "mang"?

- Don't do this Don't do this

- Okay?

You telling me

that you don't trust me?

That's what you're saying?

I'm only gonna

say this once, okay?

Your friend better come out

from behind that door Okay?

Or I'm gonna put

a window... in him...

"mang"

Yeah

Okay?

You're okay, man

You're okay

- What part of Cuba are you from?

- Huh?

- What part of Cuba are you from?

- Havana

- Havana?

- Oh!

- We're from Havana!

- Ah! Cigar!

Oh, I love this guy.

The three of us from there.

We must be brothers, eh? Who's your mother?

- I'll tell you something You guys are ever... Hey

- That's enough

- You guys are ever in Havana, you give me a call

- Let's go.

We'll have some tequila, cerveza You know?

Okay? Mi casco es su casco.

He funny.

What part? What part?

- Uh, you ask me where I'm from?

- Yeah What part?

- What part am I from?

- Yep

- Uh, what part of Havana?

- Yeah.

You know, on the...

Uh, I live around the corner of, uh

uh, Castro Street

You know?

So

The show's over, pigs!

Aaah!

- Frank, are you all right?

- Goddamn it, Washburn!

How could there not be a Castro Street in Cuba?

That's insane

- Shut up, Washburn

- Right? Am I right?

Vmonos! Vmonos!

Hey! Stop!

They're gettin' away!

Come on Let's go

- You can't drive with your arm like that

Give me the keys

- No way

- Come on!

- No, I insist

Give me the keys!

Okay

- Be careful, huh?

- Okay All right

Put my seat belt on

Get my hands at 10:00 and 2:00

Okay, let's move the seat

- Okay Okay

- Seat up Like that That's too close

- Okay Come on

- Back more Back more Back more Back more

Back Little back

Back more

That's good All right We'll have mirrors checked

and seat back Can see side

- Washburn, m-maybe...

- Ah!

I got it, dude! I got it, man

Hand signal 'cause I'm comin' out

- I'm comin' out

- They're there Go! Go!

Here we go All right Let's go

Rock and roll, dude!

Washburn!

That's funny

Get in here now

I'm s... I'm sorry, Marta

Lieutenant

I'm sorry, Lieutenant

Andy

I know this is hard for you,

especially coming from me

It kind of feels weird

calling you lieutenant

Well, you may not have to much longer

I mean, look at this

$40,000 in damages, Andy

This is two lawsuits here

I...

And this Have you seen

your face on the cover?

- Oh, there's a better picture than that

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