Taxi 4 Page #6

They're going slow!

Makes a change

to admire the countryside.

They'll see us.

We're less obvious than the van.

Who are those guys?

Monaco's caviar, not fries.

When he saw Belgian plates,

he thought he'd get a sale.

Cut out the jokes!

I'm in deep sh*t here.

Why?

You got your card back.

You think so? Gibert'll find out

it's the wrong Belgian.

I'm Edouard Triboulet

of the Royal Bank of Belgium.

And I'm Hercule Poirot.

Where did we get to?

No. 77, chief.

That's Seine-et-Marne.

A beautiful region, you'll see.

Worth a visit?

Let's try again. Full name?

I'm Edouard...

We're running out of regions, chief.

We can move onto my encyclopedia

in 22 volumes.

I'm not so sure...

I was thinking. He's Belgian,

so we could try another method.

- If you see what I mean?

- Good thinking!

- Everybody out!

- No!

Please, don't leave me

alone with him!

Please, stay!

So, you're Belgian?

Yes, from Brussels.

Jacques Brel?

Wasn't he Belgian?

Yes, a great man. A hero.

Let's hear the hero.

Beautiful, isn't it?

- Wonderful.

- Even better like that!

Not that! Mercy!

Stop!

Not that!

Full name?

Help!

- Tough cookie!

- Regions are easier.

Sh*t!

The fryer's frazzled.

We're not going to the house?

We're worth more.

Call the Colombian.

The Belgian for you.

You're out?

I can send you down for years.

Talk.

Know the Royal Bank of Belgium?

Go on!

The notebook in your box

is in my hands.

You drown in your fine pool?

- What do you want?

- Not much.

You have 10 minutes to get

on your yacht and go home.

Bingo! I just bought

a shack you'll like.

I love it!

I came here once

to see the Colombian

and I fell in love with the place.

He refused to sell.

C'mon, I'll show you paradise.

Check that out! Amazing!

Follow me.

What did I tell you? Paradise!

Fresh, natural produce, see?

Not like the flour

you get in the city.

You turned me on in the bank,

popping open those boxes.

Eugene, isn't this a bit sudden?

No time to lose, kid.

In our line of work,

you gotta act fast.

Any moment, we could both be dead.

Make the most of it.

- You're right, Eugene...

- Call me Fenimore.

Give me time

to look my best for you.

Great idea!

We'll have a candlelit dinner

overlooking the sea.

That would be perfect.

Be right back...

Fenimore.

Delta 1, get me out of here.

The heat's on.

How soon can you be here?

Hold on.

How long will it take to repair?

Son, you're looking at 2-3 days.

Delta 2, I'm sending

reinforcements.

What are you doing?

Calling up reinforcements.

We did it!

The Belgian's confessed.

- He confessed?

- Everything.

We couldn't stop him.

We also took the opportunity

to close some other cases.

He's going down so long,

he'll never know.

That's not the right Belgian.

How come?

He was a decoy.

The real one was still in the bank.

So where's the real Belgian now?

I tailed him to the Colombian's villa

outside Cannes.

Both of them together.

The arrest of the century!

Red alert!

You look sublime, darling.

And you...

White suits you.

You think so? I like white.

I like white a lot,

but I prefer champagne.

- Gunshots?

- Just the one so far.

Believe me, a gunshot

never goes out alone.

What are you doing?

Setting up a forward position.

You play best at the back.

It's just to get an idea

of the topography.

Facilitate the special forces' entry.

Put that in your ear.

You'll know where I'm at.

This will end in pain.

To us!

I can't climb the wall,

but there's a post.

And a branch leading straight in.

Amazing they didn't saw that off.

Sh*t! They did!

That's topography brought

to you by Emilien.

Let's dance.

What a couple we make!

Fire and ice.

My guile, your professionalism.

Striking fear across the land.

I'd be your Clyde.

You'd be my Bonnie.

Are we dancing or kissing?

A bit of both?

Or I'll think you're a mole.

Did nobody teach you to knock?

Sorry, boss.

Look what fell out of the sky.

The little Marseille cop.

Inspector.

But you'll get me promotion.

Hands up!

You're under arrest.

You got balls,

coming here with your pop gun,

to arrest public enemy No. 1

the Flanders Strangler,

the Benelux Terror.

The house is surrounded!

Sure it is.

Reinforcements! An Armada!

Helicopters circling overhead!

Any minute now!

- Fine, we'll wait for them...

- You must be out of your mind!

and prepare a reception.

You will pay for your impudence!

I want him!

I love tussling with a cop.

I was on a roll.

He can be my engagement gift,

my pink flamingo.

No gift could give me greater happiness.

- Listen, miss!

- I'm married!

I've never hit a woman.

You should know, I did 8 years of judo.

Japanese winger.

Great!

If you insist, but I fight fair.

Keep your eyes open, then!

Don't worry about me!

I am worried about you!

Do I know you?

Think hard!

I don't know what it's called,

but ouch!

Hurry, guys,

before the topographer's topped.

You like my fiance?

Not my type.

Maybe if I was blonde.

Petra?

I knew I knew her.

About time.

Here comes Gibert

and his big band!

Maybe if I try the gate...

Ring the bell while you're at it!

Surprise is the key ingredient here.

Our ingenious catapult system

helps us hop over the wall.

The Swedish corkscrew.

Time to finish him off!

The death blow!

I have a knife.

Take me hostage.

Come again?

Turn me round and take me.

In front of everybody?

Take me hostage.

All right.

He's got a knife!

Where'd he get that?

I searched him personally.

Nobody move or she gets it!

Nobody move.

Don't worry, I'll handle this.

OK, cop,

tell me what you want

and you'll have it.

Sure this is a good idea?

With no warm-up?

I am warm. I'm sizzling.

You're talking to a finalist,

Saumur Trampoline Championship, 1971.

That was long ago!

It's like riding a bike.

You never forget.

Crank it up!

Betrayed by technology!

Check out what's wrong.

Right away, chief.

What number are you?

How do I know!

I'm last in line.

The fuse must have blown.

Trying to lift fatso.

Got it, chief!

We have visitors.

What do we do?

We go to war!

Wanna play do ya?

Wanna roast me?

So, come and get me!

Glad I stayed in the cab.

I'm No. 1 here! Got that?

Not just in Belgium.

The world's public enemy No. 1!

A few gendarmes don't scare me!

I'll blow you up a storm.

Just watch.

The gendarme counter-attacks!

You're bustin' my balls!

And this gendarme...

is gonna clean up this town

double-quick!

Daniel, help!

Ain't that a surprise.

Who's the No. 1 now?

That's dangerous.

Time for some serious weaponry.

- He's crazy!

- What's he doing?

Look what I found!

I only ever saw this in photos.

Switch on.

He needs locking up!

I'm gonna waste those scumbags.

Help!

It's better in yellow.

My love!

To think I didn't recognize you.

I nearly hit you.

Don't worry, I'd have fought back.

Get a room, will you?

You're driving me to distraction.

I know. You're not the only one.

Take me to your leader.

Excuse me.

Hi, nice meet to you.

- Can I ask your rank?

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