Tears for Sale Page #2

you have to drink it.

Take it easy everyone.

F*** this shitty life! When you're a grandmagirl

not even magic can help you! Even vampires won't dance with me!

This one is mine, b*tch! -F*** off!

Little Boinja, Ratija, what are you doing?!

You're fighting over air.

Hello.

M(V)ineyard of Pokrp.

Ognjenka, stop crying!

Ognjenka! I paid enough for your tears! Save them for the funeral!

These are on the house.

But it's so sad... -What is sad?

I'm going to hell today! There, it's hot, and there are plenty

of naked men!

I feel like I should cry for you. Grandmagirls.

Zagorka...

You wouldn't lie to a dead woman, right?

You know I wouldn't. -I put you under oath to take

these two, Ognjenka and Little Boginja, to grandpa Bisa

so he can cure them from virginity. I pay. -I'm not coming

near that old goat.

He's not an old goat, dear Ognjenka. He's the real, old-fashioned man.

That's all you got! You know that choosers are no f***ers.

How about we just wait for the naked men in hell?

It's not that easy. To go to hell you first need

to prostitute.

-To prostitute? -It's not 'prostituting'! Bad word!

'Loving' - nice word.

OK, who's first?

-Ognjenka! -Boginja!

Ognjenka is older! -Let go of me! Let me go!

Good day.

-Take off your clothes.

First you go out! -What's she said?

She's saying that... We.. We should get out?!

-Hah, what were they thinking!

They don't know... They're young. They were never loved.

Listen sweetheart, that's not the way things work here.

Someone has to take care of grandpa Bisa.

You see how soft and fragile he is!

We don't want something bad to happen to him.

Come on women, for the sake of your soul! We'll cry on his funeral

for half the price! Face scratching on the house!

Disgusting witches! You'll see what we do with witches like you here,

rot in hell!

Aren't you a witch too for f***'s sake?!

Yeah, really! How come we never set you on fire?

But I am OUR witch!

Ognjenka, say something!

Well, what you gonna do, if we're meant to go to the hell...

Selfish pig! You prostituted, you are gonna go to hell! And me?

You don't give a damn about me?

Well, I didn't quite manage to prostitute...

Murderers! -That's even worse, you killed a man

while trying to be a prostitute!

Women, wait!

I can get you a real man! Real! Much better than grandpa Bisa!

A whole man with teeth! -Where she got a man with teeth!

I swear by Ognjenka! By my grandma's grave!

I swear by the soul of my grandma the Great Boginja!

You have 3 days to come back! If not, you know what awaits you.

She's rising Great Boginja from the dead! Shut up!

Of course we are!

...Come to me with the night...

...Come to me quietly like a gentle breeze...

...Come to me when the sun sets...

If, on the third day, you don't come back and bring

a man, the soul of your grandma will rot forever

In a place worse than hell - here!

In this cursed village of ours!

And there are no naked men here, only wraiths of

dead children, and their crying which bites your heart!

Great Boginja will be very angry when she rises from her grave.

Se hasn't had much time to enjoy the death, and they

already brought her back to this awful world, in which all she

had known was crying and suffering.

Look, Ognjenka, a man! -Oh, and he's prettier than Grandpa Bisa!

-And he can stand! -And he can wave an ax this big!

Almost... Nah, he's just fine.

Excuse me sir!

Mister! You dropped your axe...

Don't worry, I'll... I'll.. pick it up....

F*** off! Who are you to pick up his ax?!

I know them, they are the b*tches from Pokrp!

-Infertile cows lost their own man and they came to steal our last one!

Get out of here! And drop that hatchet!

F*** my life, it's a woman! What is a woman doing in army?!

Woman in army, of course! We don't want to lose any more

men, they should stay home and make children!

We can fight!

Better than magic! In blink of an eye a peasant becomes a miss!

A miss becomes a lady! A lady becomes....

A queen!

Then I saw him. He said his name is...

Dragoljub Aleksic, but everyone calls me The Man Of....

[Dragoljub = kind and loving]

The Man of Steel.

Do you wish to fly in the arms of the Man Of Steel?

A faithful flight, a flight that you will remember, a beautiful

night, or even something more.

And that's for only 11 dinars per person.

Dear ladies, I am not as near as strong as the Man of Steel.

I can only offer you a wild and yet so soft rhytm - Charleston.

Man Of Steel!

I will fly in your arms!

-Careful, miss.

Finally someone who appreciates the real values.

Relax, you're in safe arms.

Ognjenka!

-What?!

Ognjenka - that's my name!

Ah, right, I'm glad! Really glad! Um..

Don't be afraid miss Ognjenka!

It looks like we're a bit, um, too.. too... high, but...

I'm not afraid, I know that I am in safe arms!

Take it easy, my ladies! Just a moment, just a moment!

I'm fine, I'm fine!

Ognjenka, I, I'd like to... Um, you know as soon as I saw you

I saw that you're a brave young lady and, and I

really need a brave young lady.

So I'd like to ask you if you'd like to be my assistent?

To travel this country, and to laugh at the face

of danger as we experience it!

If you want.

Only one! Only one can ba a queen of Charleston!

Understand?

The one who catches this little flower and

brings it to me.

Get ready, get ready...

Now!

Dragoljub! Inside!

Oh, now you want to go away!

-I!!! I won! I won!

Please everyone step back from the car! You'll get yuorself killed

-I won! I won!

Drive, drive, drive!!

I won.

I won!! -Dragoljub... Dragoljub

Can you throw off this goat from the car?

That's not a goat, it's my sister. -I won

Watch your toungue in front of a lady,

you horse!

This is miss Ognjenka. -Good day.

I am Boginja! Boginja! I won!

She's lying, where is the rose?

Miss Ognjenka, you will catch a cold!

You should change your clothes.

I have some pants in the back... -I don't want pants!

I am cold. She's been sitting on me all the time.

My vital organs and prostate are gonna get f***ed up.

Excuse me, mister Dragoljub, could you stop for a second?

Women stuff, you know.

Kids! Wo got two men. I need only one, the other one is yours.

We're not gonna give both of them to those wretched witches.

OK, take the strong guy! My gentleman would last no

longer than Bisa with Ognjenka.

I don't give Dragoljub! Especially not to those tramps!

We're going on a tour!

To laugh at death's face!

Will he take you to Belgrade too? -He will! You know!

There you go, everything's fine now.

Take me to Belgrade! -What?

If you're really the King of Charleston, you should sit

in your throne. Take me to Belgrade.

You know, my throne is waiting, and waiting, but... -You're not

for this fuckhole! Neither am I, I wasn't born smart and beautiful to stay here.

Belgrade can wait, but I really can't!

Let go of the tit!

We have to talk now. What are you doing with that peasant?

He is suited for the mud in the village, not the king!

Let's steal his truck and go to Belgrade!

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