Teen Wolf Page #2

- Stiles, nice shirt.

- Thank s. Come on, we're late.

- Boof going with you?

- I don't know how she's getting there.

- Is this OK?

- Don't worry, I'll get it.

Have a good time. Be careful.

- Come on.

- Hey, listen. Stiles.

- Is there a rash going around?

- Why, you wanna catch one?

- I'm serious.

- No...

...but I heard Mr. Murphy,

the shop teacher...

...got his dick caught

in a vacuum cleaner.

Forget I asked.

- Stiles, you're crazy.

- No, not crazy. It's perfect.

Now you just stick this in your pocket like this.

You don't say anything except

"Give me a keg, buddy. "

Pay for it so he can't say you robbed him.

You know I'd do this myself,

but that old guy already kicked me out.

Give me the gun.

Give me the money.

- I'm gonna try and buy it. That's it.

- He's a ball buster and it won't work.

- It won't work.

- That's it.

Damn...

Never say...

...die.

No, not that. No, I think I'll leave it.

No, thanks a lot anyway. Bye.

Do you have any more of that liqueur?

My sister really liked that.

Yes, thank you.

Hey, Debbie, are you coming?

Hi.

Hi.

- I'd like a keg of beer, please.

- You don't say.

- Yeah, how much is that?

- Do you have any ID, sonny?

You little bastards

just won't give up, will you?

No ID, no goddamn beer. Can't you

get that through your thick skull?

Give me a keg of beer.

And these.

# Finding my way

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah

- What did you say to that guy?

- Just, "Give me a keg. "

- That's it?

- Yeah, that's it.

Well, Lewis. This is it.

Tonight's the night.

- Pamela is gonna be there and so am I.

- So is Mick.

- He won't be there.

- They're going together.

- They're not going together.

- Mick is like 20 years old.

He's still in high school

because he did time in jail.

- Forget Pamela Wells.

- They're not going together.

He's a total psycho.

Why don't you go for Boof?

She likes you.

- You sound like my dad.

- Pull over.

Trust me. We've got to stick together.

I'm not even listening anymore.

- Once and for all they're not going out.

- Yeah, they are.

- Not. You're mistaken.

- You're crazy.

- Lewis, take my wheels.

- I don't have my license yet.

Just do it.

Let's just go to the party.

This isn't a good idea.

Surf's up.

- Drive in front of us.

- Not too close.

- What are you gonna do?

- Will you just do it?

Kids.

- I'm gonna go slow, all right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry.

We've got everything under control.

You do your thing and I will do mine.

Cowabunga!

What?

Whoa!

Ahh!

Wow!

- Wipe-out!

- You all right up there?

Yeah, no sweat.

But just watch those waves.

Hello, everybody. I have arrived.

You look great.

Yeah, nice hit, baby.

- You are a cheese ball.

- That's my middle name.

- You'd never catch me up there.

- You'd be the king of urban surfing.

No way, Louie. That's my baby.

Give me that.

Hi.

- Looking for someone in particular?

- Not you.

There you go.

She said two words to you.

Just like I said. No dry throats tonight.

Did I come through or what?

OK, put it down over there.

If we don't get to it, take it home.

17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24,

25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30!

That's it.

You got some kind of rash?

Matchmaker lady, the hat. All right.

Next up is... Whoa, help me Rhonda!

- What do I have to do?

- Read the name on the paper.

It says, "Chubby".

Matchmaker lady.

All right.

All right, Chubby, baby.

You have to eat

this whole bowl of Jell-O.

- What do I have to do?

- Hold the Jell-O.

All right, next up is...

...Boof!

It's... Scott.

- Booferino gets the Howard boy.

- I don't know if this is a good idea.

You're gonna love it.

In fact, it's the grand prize.

Two minutes. Anything goes, baby.

And don't disappoint us.

- It's kinda funny that you got me.

- I lied. I got Malcolm.

Malcolm's a good guy.

You can come a little closer.

I promise I won't bite.

Go, go, go...

Take this cup to Thorne's house,

tell him you're from the Board of Health

and you want to check his... blood sugar.

- Boof, I feel kind of weird.

- How do I feel?

- What is this?

- You gotta see this.

See what? I don't see anything.

Come on.

Aren't you getting a little bit rough?

Hey, your fingernails!

It's awful quiet in there.

Oooh!

Do you guys think they're dead?

There's only one way to find out.

So, tell us.

What's it like coming out of the closet?

It was unexpected.

Scott?

Scott?

Ahh!

Jeez Louise.

- Scott? Can I come in?

- No, Dad.

No, I'm doing something in here. I'll say.

You may be surprised. Whatever it is,

you can tell me. I'll understand.

No, Dad. No, not this time.

Scott Howard, this is your father.

Now open this door right this minute.

OK, Dad.

You asked for it.

An explanation is probably long overdue.

An explanation? Jesus Christ, Dad!

An explanation? Look at me.

- Look at you.

- It's not as bad as it look s.

Wait a minute, Dad.

You mean you knew about this

and you didn't tell me?

I was hoping I wouldn't have to.

Sometimes it skips a generation.

- I was hoping it would pass you by.

- Well, it didn't pass me by.

It landed on my face.

What the hell am I gonna do?

- We really need to talk about this.

- Forget it. I don't wanna talk. Go away.

- Tough night, huh?

- Yeah, you could say that.

And there was a full moon last night.

I meant to talk to you about that last evening,

but you were kind of upset.

Here's a nice hot cup of cocoa.

Look s like you can use it.

That'll help.

Look Scott, being what we are

is not without its problems,

- but it's not all bad either.

- Tell me about it.

You can do things the other guys can't.

Oh, like chase cars and bite the mail man?

When you want it,

you're gonna have great power.

And with great power

goes a greater responsibility.

- Your mom and I learned to live with it.

- And what if can't?

I can look forward to stealing babies

in the middle of the night.

And killing chickens.

Fearing full moons, dodging

silver bullets. Well, no thank s.

Don't believe all that stuff.

With certain obvious exceptions

werewolves are people like anyone else.

What I'm trying to say is

the werewolf is a part of you,

but that doesn't change the inside.

Look, I've got a bad outside hook shot.

I'm allergic to eggs.

I've got a six dollar haircut.

I mean, I have problems.

I don't need this one.

I gotta get to school.

That went well.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- There's something different about you.

- That's nice.

Did you change your hair?

Missed you at lunch today, Scott.

Oh, yeah. Hi, Boof. Sorry, I forgot.

Well, I have to go study my lines.

Kirk... Mr. Lolley... he's so demanding.

- Bye.

- Bye.

How's it going, Stiles?

The twins surely would have died

if they hadn't been saved by a... what?

- A miracle?

- Yes, I suppose.

But what form did this particular

miracle take? Scott Howard?

Very amusing Scott, but you are correct.

The infants were saved

and suckled by a wolf.

A she wolf. Wolf, wolf, wolf.

Wolfe!

Ahh!... tishoo.

Thomas Wolfe. Don't you people

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