Terms and Conditions May Apply Page #7
information is sensitive,
And call it a treasure trove.
It became
big enough of a deal
That al franken decided
to take this issue to congress.
Mr. Director, millions
of americans have smart phones
With preinstalled software
designed by a company
called carrier iq.
Recent research has shown
That it captures a broad range
of sensitive information.
Let me start off by saying
We have neither sought
nor obtained any information
from carrier iq
In any one of our
investigations.
Not directly from carrier,
But what about from
the wireless carriers?
No, I don't believe so.
If you're--
if you're specifying the use
Of the carrier iq
software in--
By a wireless carrier,
have we sought that?
I do not know,
And the information we seek
from wireless carriers
or what have you,
And I'm not talking
about carrier iq,
I'm talking about
wireless carriers.
Right.
We may obtain information
That in some way carrier iq
may have been involved with.
[narrator]
why would the fbi
Need carrier iq to send them
all of this information?
After all,
they could be using
any of these services
That were included
in the spy files.
Take this product,
for instance.
Scan and target,
which claims that it can
search through the sms,
The ims, twitter,
emails, facebook,
blogs and forums,
All while analyzing huge volumes
of information in real time.
Or finfisher,
which demonstrates how police
Can infiltrate anyone's system
Through a variety of videos
That used to be available
on their website.
They even show the agent
Hacking into google
Who has
this kind of equipment?
Massive interception
equipment
Is sold by surveillance
vendors around the world.
It's really up for grabs
and can pay the price.
[narrator]
the finfisher system
Was sold to egypt to monitor
people who opposed their leader.
These are the actual documents.
It even includes training
for two to four people
For the low, low price
of about eleven grand.
Or the hacking teams project,
Which advertises that it
can track hundreds
of thousands of cell phones,
All on one system.
Or software like kapow,
That analyzes
all social networks,
With features
like the ability
To search out key words
and phrases.
Everything that happens
on facebook,
And it shows the frequency
of conversations
Between one person and another
and all that kind of thing.
That allows for a lot
of profiling,
It creates massive databases
For law enforcement to exploit,
and often misread.
[narrator]
with hundreds of companies
offering these services,
Why would the fbi
need to use carrier iq?
Everything coming
from a cell phone,
Everything coming
from a computer,
Anything that's going
over the internet,
Out of the country, or even
internal within the country,
Can be monitored using
this kind of equipment.
If you look at news stories
now about what they call
"big data"--
the question
Of how can government
and corporations
Work with that data
in order to look for anomalies
And predict when
you're gonna do something
So they can stop you
from doing it?
[narrator]
and the government isn't even
If you visit
their business website,
There's an application there
looking for developers
for mass surveillance
for online activity.
Examples for surveillance
include but are not limited to
Fox news, cnn, msnbc,
twitter, facebook, etc.
Which brings us back
to that word you'll find
in many user agreements.
It's the word that
sent us down this whole path
in the first place.
"prevent."
So this might make you wonder:
What potential threats
would all this surveillance
we agreed to
Actually prevent?
Basically,
January the third,
20 days
before I go on holiday,
I tweet,
"are you free this week
for a gossip / prep
Before I go
destroy america?"
Ended the tweet with a kiss,
As threatening as that is.
Um, 20 days later,
I get on a flight,
Go to lax, we had a hotel
on hollywood boulevard,
We were just going
to party around for a week,
Just looking around,
just be tourists.
Get off the plane, went through
the passport control,
Swiped my passport through
and they were like,
Can you come this way?
And I was like,
It's 'cause I've got an irish
passport, I thought maybe,
Irish people, it's like
stereotype, ira bombers.
So they went through my
suitcase, and I was like, ugh,
What are you doing,
and then when they pulled
me into the holding room,
I was questioned for
five hours about whether
I had a twitter account.
And it was like,
are you being serious?
Are you actually holding me
because of a tweet?
And they were like, 'what do
you mean by "destroy america?"'
And I was like, to party?
It means to go wild, get drunk?
Any moron that could read that
tweet
Could see what it's meant as,
like it ends with a kiss.
I'm sure, like, hitler
doesn't end his memoirs with
a kiss or whatever he did.
So then they moved us
to a holding room,
But then at midnight,
And they weren't aware of
what we were there for,
So they handcuffed us, stuck us
in the back of a police van,
And then took us to a downtown
prison detention center.
Innocent people shouldn't be
treated like absolute dirt,
And they were dragging us round,
pushing us into walls.
Sounds like
a horrible vacation.
Is the government
refunding you, at least?
No!
They won't comment
on what happened.
Well, if I'd put I was going
to paint the town red,
They'd have me down for graffiti
as well, wouldn't they?
When I go to other countries,
this is gonna show up that
I got refused from america,
So more than likely I'm now
gonna get dragged off at every
airport
And questioned about
what happened,
And then I'll have to explain
to them that it was a tweet.
I'm italian, irish, french,
portuguese, native american--
Plant-- I'm even like
one-eighteenth avatar.
[narrator]
this is joe lipari.
Joe lipari had had a rough day
at the apple store.
He had been forced to wait
in line for four hours
before finally leaving.
So I get home from the apple
store, still a little irritated,
Smoke a little dope,
put on fight club,
Just trying to relax,
go on facebook.
and this buttoned-down,
oxford-cloth psycho
Might just snap and then
stalk from office to office
with an armalite ar-10--
"semi-automatic weapon,"
and I said the same thing,
[norton]
pumping round after round...
And, you know, basically word
for word except for where.
Hangin' out on facebook,
getting' ready to go
to yoga class,
And there's a
"shave and a haircut, two bits"
knock on my door.
So I was like, hey,
maybe somebody's here
[chuckles]
Open it up, boom, nypd
s.W.A.T., bulletproof vests on,
Their guns drawn, and
they tear the place apart,
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