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Synopsis: Dean has been stumped for some time in his attempt to produce a follow-up to "I was a Teenage Speed Freak," his incredibly successful graphic novel. His fans expect great things from him and his editor, Louise, is hounding him. Instead of working, however, Dean spends his time searching for his Argentine lover Pablo, who went out one night for cigarettes and never came back.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): David Moreton
Production: Blue Streak Films
 
IMDB:
5.5
Metacritic:
34
R
Year:
2003
105 min
35 Views


I want to leave now.

Quietly,

It is perhaps ten miles from here.

So close?

Why did not you tell me yesterday?

Marcos did murder you tonight.

He could not because he is a bit

love you.

Okay, I bring you now.

Thanks for breakfast.

You're welcome.

Marcos, do you?

It is so beautiful.

My great-grandfather, Felipe de Crespi,

bought this house.

We call it 'La Elsa.

If things do not improve,

Sofia might be selling.

Why 'La Elsa?

The official story is

that my great-grandfather...

a granddaughter named Elsa.

And the unofficial story?

His wife,...

My great-grandmother,

was very clean...

and apparently, very cold.

And Felipe found passion with another

woman named Elsa.

Elsa was the love of his life.

Unfortunately it was Elsa, which the kitchen.

They had a relationship where none

something could learn from.

Are we?

- Yes.

Elsa became pregnant.

Felipe and said she would give anything...

unless he would take care of her and her baby.

I thought it was close.

I lied.

How far yet?

An hour maybe.

Can you just stop?

Because I really need to pee urgently.

One night a loyal servant...

Felipe and told him to

that the baby was coming.

Elsa Felipe hoped would melt...

that he would protect her

and would remain with her forever.

Felipe saw it differently, however.

He saw her as a snake...

that invaded his garden.

While her baby was born,...

Felipe came into her room...

and...

How exciting.

I would propose to you

to my publisher.

How does it end?

Once the baby was born...

Felipe grabbed his machete...

Elsas and cut head.

And, do you like my country?

Why he sent her

to a monastery or something?

She had poor nuns help

those sheets.

Because her silence would last forever.

Poison would not have been easier?

A snake is only dead if you chops off her head.

Here it is.

But now when he is here.

Or what?

Come on.

When we were still in school...

Pablo and I came here many times

may go...

to be here to stay.

This was our only chance in the same

bed to sleep.

I want to show you something.

That drives me crazy bastard.

Yes, here it is.

I knew it.

Come look closer.

See that?

Semen stains.

Not only me...

and not just him.

It was the combination that made us so strong.

Not strong enough.

You're afraid you never no man more

will find...

that takes you to those places

you just do not dare to go.

Right?

Anyone can ejaculation from a tree.

Pablo and I did it

in the house of P. Diddy.

On a bed full of coats of famous stars.

Madonna asks, still down from

where that smell comes from.

Marcos?

Pablo, honey?

Honey, I'm home.

Ritalin.

Dean...

You and I...

Pablo should we forget...

we erase from his past...

if he wants to continue his life here.

This is his bedroom.

Here I was always happy.

You knew that would not Pablo.

Closer than this will not help.

Damn.

Marcos?

Damn, man.

You should absolutely see Pablo's house, huh?

You just would not give up.

Shall we call the police?

They will arrest you.

I did nothing.

- I believe you.

You're not strong enough to do that.

But the police will have a different view.

You tell them the truth just yet.

There is someone responsible for,

and we both know who that is.

Then add something or go home.

With a gun...

I will not really help you.

I am not afraid to use it.

Look at me, you, witch.

You're scared.

I can smell the stench.

A dog can.

My son does not make good choices.

You can not touch this.

Go home.

Good luck.

No movement.

Good dog...

You do know this for a

night, huh?

You know what?

I can still use you as a pillow.

I have a stressful day behind.

Who's here?

What are you doing here?

I live here.

What are you doing here?

Do not worry about the title.

I take care of it.

Stop now come with me to follow.

- I follow you not.

You hung out accidental tourist

in the graveyard, huh?

No, I've slept.

Seriously. Pablo's mother...

has driven a lot of men behind me.

And yet you did not give up, huh?

Because I have not received yet

which I have come here.

I have 15 hours in a f***ing stupid

plane sat.

I'm not going home without a souvenir.

What do you do?

How could I miss?

Marcos told me the secret.

What secret?

Felipe and kitchen helper.

Who?

I have to wake up.

I have all the pieces in my head.

I can not shake my head,

if I were drowning.

Dean, dear, you should really go home.

I have no house.

You know what? I'm with that crap

Pablo over Sat

As of today, Dean Seagrave...

no crap pick Pablo Alesandro.

I'm tired after that serpent

to sit.

But this is strange, Sofia.

Not that I have not thought of....

It is a very satisfactory picture...

yet also terrifying.

A symbolic exorcism.

Handle that well?

You do not even know where he is.

- Do you see?

Sofia, all the pieces fall together.

All my fantasies f***ing result

in the act itself.

Okay, maybe I had to

beach can go and do yoga.

But damn.

I can not save Pablo.

I'm not Jesus

or not a magician.

I'm just a fag with a

pistol, a chainsaw needs.

And there you have an Argentine

hardware store.

What is a chainsaw?

I'm looking for a chainsaw.

What makes that noise.

That's not useful. How can you

Now it surprise anyone?

There are no silencers for

chainsaws?

What are you looking for?

What do you have anything of that size

by cutting?

And not electric, because I might

no socket is at hand.

Dean, let's talk outside.

Can you mach chanterelles?

Felipe de Crespi used a machete.

Felipe de Crespi?

My grandfather?

She looks very sharp.

These are quiet, huh?

Much more satisfactory,

much better for the bowels.

A chainsaw, that's cheating, huh?

Exactly.

It should not be too easy.

I would get a kick out of...

vent my anger...

expressing.

This is a much better choice.

I'll take this.

You also have handcuffs?

What about this?

Perfect.

I think my new machete great.

I do not think I've long

can live without.

I will bring you to your hotel?

No, I just bought all that stuff.

I must find him.

I have something else to do tonight.

Sorry, I thought we wanted the same.

This place is all Pablo.

I use my thumb though.

You keep the machete but with you.

Please note well.

Dean, wait.

It's okay, he was not here.

Ride.

Is it?

Marcos got going here once followed.

Who you talking to?

What is that?

A gift for all you

have done for me.

I am tired of stupid, small

boys to apply...

their courses if they have not

immediately get what they want.

Pablo has started.

It is very easy for you, huh?

I mean...

You grab the plane and booked a hotel...

and you use your credit card

a machete to buy...

to cut off the head of

the boy who does not love you.

But you know what?

Other people, like us,...

living in the real world

with real problems. Okay?

I can not do.

- Of course not.

Queers can not kill.

Look at Marcos.

It was easier for him to

bullet in his head to shoot...

than yours.

Even for Pablo.

Pablo knows everything from here.

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James Robert Baker

James Robert Baker (October 18, 1947 – November 5, 1997) was an American author of sharply satirical, predominantly gay-themed transgressional fiction. A native Californian, his work is set almost entirely in Southern California. After graduating from UCLA, he began his career as a screenwriter, but became disillusioned and started writing novels instead. Though he garnered fame for his books Fuel-Injected Dreams and Boy Wonder, after the controversy surrounding publication of his novel, Tim and Pete, he faced increasing difficulty having his work published. According to his life partner, this was a contributing factor in his death by suicide. Baker's work has achieved cult status in the years since his death, and two additional novels have been posthumously published. First-edition copies of his earlier works have become collector's items. His novel Testosterone was adapted to a film of the same name, though it was not a financial success. Two other books have been optioned for films, but they have not been produced. more…

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