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What?

Otherwise I'll bust your

balls and break your barrel!

How dare you threaten me?

You..

No one ever dares to abuses me..

Does your mobile have a camera?

- Yes.

- Take it out.

We'll put this on Facebook.

Let everyone know,

how cute our boy is.

Take it.

You can go now.

Sonny, hunting season is over.

Next time we meet... I

will make you regret this.

Pintu, forget it.

Those who lack guts"

...don't make tall claims.

"Let me tell you one thing."

"I am not scared of anyone."

"Let me tell you one thing."

"I am not scared of anyone."

"You can accuse me of anything."

"You can accuse me of anything."

"And do want you can."

"I am a Superman."

"Salman's fan."

"Those who mess with me...

never gets up again."

"I am a Superman.

- Wow Pintu."

"Salman's fan.

- Wow Pintu."

"Those who mess with me...

never gets up again."

"Wow Pintu."

"I am a Superman."

"Salman's fan."

"Those who mess with me... doesn't

get up again. - Wow Pintu."

"We give as good as we get."

"Never listen to anyone."

"You can be a king...

but in your home."

"Those who come looking

for trouble.."

"..we treat them really well."

"I have a very small desire."

"Speak the language of love."

"But those who don't get it.."

"..we make them understand."

"I entered with a loud bang."

"I entered with a loud bang."

"And my exit will be grand."

"I am a Superman."

"Salman's fan."

"Those who mess with me...

never gets up again."

"I... l am a Superman."

"I am a Superman."

"I am a Superman."

"I... l am a Superman."

"Mom can't pamper me.."

"..nor can dad reform me."

"I've twisted eyes...

dashing young man."

"What can the teacher teach me?"

"Or enlighten me."

"lam a graduate of

the college of fun."

"We're men of free will."

"We never lock horns

for no reason."

"But if anyone messes

with us we start a riot."

"To hell with the world."

"To hell with the world."

"I am happy the way I am."

"I am a Superman."

"Salman's fan."

"Those who mess with me...

never gets up again."

"I am Superman.

- Wow Pintu."

"Salman's fan.

- Wow Pintu."

"Those who mess with me... never gets up again.

- Wow Pintu."

"I am a Superman."

"Salman's fan."

"Those who mess with me... never gets up again.

- Wow Pintu."

Come on, Baingan.

You'll win today.

Bravo my boy.

You'll win today.

Careful.

Why did you stop?

What the..

- Oh, God. He's back again.

Why doesn't he listen to me?

Pintu, time to play

hide and seek.

Let's get out.

Brother, I am frightened.

Well, Pintu... what now?

What?

No, no.

What are you saying?

You can handle them.

Everyone. No.

They are larger in number.

Listen"

Take a good look. Look..

Bro... Pintu..

Can't you see I am talking?

Hold on.

Sorry. Yes, what?

You mean... I see..

They're all doomed today.

What about tall guy at the back?

Him too.

And that fatso,

fluffing his nose?

Him?

Sure?

Okay.

Okay.

Well... now my hands will

finish this conversation.

Beat him!

Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!

Whose neck do I twist"

...and whose bones do I break?

Play it!

Come on!

Catch him! Catch the idiot!

You all just keep coming.

Come in groups of 20.

- Throw it on him.

- Sorry.

- What are you doing?

Scorch him. Scorch the idiot.

Bravo.

Great... that's it, that's it.

Great.

Where are you going now?

Let's get out of here.

- Is he your son?

- Yes, he is.

Do you know what a nuisance he's

been creating on the streets?

This is the third time in a week

I've arrested him for vandalism.

What do I do with this goon?

- Lady fingers?

- What?

- Lady fingers?

- Where is it?

I did remind him, mom. Also

pointed to a vendor on the way.

But he didn't buy it.

He doesn't listen at all.

You can't do a single chore correctly

and out to apprehend goons.

Sorry.

"Let me tell you something."

"I am not scared of anyone."

The cylinder's empty. Get

it refilled tomorrow.

Why don't you tell father?

He'll do it for free.

Mend your ways... one

day he'll lock you up.

He's been trying for ages.

He would've if he

really wanted to.

Stupid.

Stop staring and let him eat.

Lam not staring.

I was wondering...

What spray does he use...

that every obnoxious guy..

"Gets drawn towards him.

Papa... you're so embarrassing.

This is why I never take

you along anywhere.

- It's called a deodorant.

- Fine!

Look, Ghanshyam.

- Papa, its Pintu.

Ghanshyam sounds so bad.

- Pintu. Pintu sounds $0..

- Cool.

See... even mom knows.

Hardly attends college.

I'm literally broke

paying his tuition fee.

But he's never been there once.

I swear, father.. I was

on my way to my classes.

I just stopped on the

way to watch the fight.

But he punched me for no reason.

I was just reasoning with him..

...when you and

your men arrived.

My men?

I am a dacoit! I run a group.

Your staff.

Staff.

Look, son. Finish

whatever you want to do.

If you want to play

Kabaddi, be a champion.

Or else find a government

job and settle down.

Okay, Papa-

Swear on you. Whatever I

do next, I will finish it.

Cross your fingers, papa.

He's a liar of the first order

Look, Ghanshyam...

Pintu, this is the last time.

If he misbehaves again"

...l won't bail him out.

Really?

Then... can I keep his room?

- Finish your food.

God... she's so pretty.

How much?

A lot.

What?

Which one is it?

One-night stand?

True love.

Pure.

From the heart.

Then... stop humping

the parapet.

Stop harassing him.

You are all jealous.

Pintu.

She's been giving me

indication for three months.

She's your sister-in-law.

Poonam.

- Our... sister-in-law.

- Yes.

Sister-in-law.

Is she still looking?

- Yes, she is.

Now?

What..

Poonam.

Go on..

Come, my boy.

What nonsense.

I've been dreaming about wedding

bells and nuptial nights.

And she was actually

fishing for you.

You don't know, Pintu.

You just raided all his ideas"

"right from the wedding album,

to his bedroom memories.

Why?

I'll explain you.

Have you heard about Rambo?

- Yes.

Terminator?

- Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Salman.

Everyone knows Salman.

- Put them all in a mixer.

- Yes.

Blend then a few times.

And the glass of milkshake

that you just made..

Is me.

You just ruined my mood.

Remember... my brother's

getting married in Mathura.

You're all coming along, right.

- No.

Why? - If I go out at

night, papa will ground me.

And hold on. I don't want to

miss the Kabaddi practice.

Listen, we won't

miss the practice.

And make some excuse

to your family.

- Let's go.

- Come on.

Come on.

Say it politely.

Pintu.

Say it aloud.

Pintu!

Everyone say..

Say what?

Hail Goddess!

Hail Goddess!

Hail Goddess!

So... You didn't listen

to me again, did you?

I told you to... be

patient with Chaudhary.

But no.

You never understand what I say.

Lam running the 'Save

Yamuna' program"

...and you're killing people

& throwing them in it

Here... look!

Corporator Jagdish

Chaudhary's car..

"Was found on the highway,

and his body is..

"Being fetched out of

the Yamuna river now.

MP Mahendra Singh and his brother,

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