Texas Chainsaw 3D Page #2

you all right?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's all right.

You hit him, Kenny.

Sorry, I didn't

see you, man.

It's all right.

I should probably sue.

But I'll settle for

a stick of that jerky.

Say, where y'all headed?

New Orleans.

You're kiddin'!

That's great!

That where you goin'?

No, no.

Shreveport?

It's on the way.

Did your car break?

Where's your car?

Uh, that's a bit of

a long story.

Short of it is

and I've been thumbing

my way back from Tulsa.

I sure could use a ride.

Ain't got no problem

paying my way.

60 bucks.

You'll be doing a guy a

favor. Help a fella out.

Rain?

Okay. Come on.

Yeah?

We have to stop in Texas

on the way.

Well, sure beats walking.

All right.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm good.

You scared at all?

No.

I'm just wondering

where I fit, you know?

Yeah.

So, what's in Newt?

My grandmother died.

I gotta sign some papers.

My condolences.

Were you two close?

I just learned

about her yesterday.

But family's family.

Amen, sister.

Family is a messy business.

Ain't nothin'

thicker than blood.

So, do you know anything

about this place?

Just the address.

We're just

in and out, right?

That's the deal.

What the hell? We wouldn't

be able to see anything.

Hey, this is it.

This is Homestead Road.

Make a left.

This can't be it, right?

He said a big gate.

Wow.

Wow.

Well, there's gotta be

something behind there.

Like a castle

or somethin'.

All right.

Mr. Farnsworth?

I'm Heather.

I could tell from the car. Dead ringer.

Thank you for coming

all the way from Dallas.

Anything for Verna.

She was a good woman.

Salt of the earth.

Though not the most popular in these parts.

I didn't know

you were bringing friends.

Is that okay?

Well, it's your house,

if you want it.

Just so you know...

Verna's trust forbids you

from selling it.

It's all described

in these papers.

Okay. Thanks.

You can't quite

see the house from here.

But it's just up

beyond those trees.

These keys, they open

everything inside and out.

Verna was

big on security.

0-8-19.

Best to remember it

as a date.

August 19th.

Right. And the gates work

automatically from the other side.

I have a house. And a whole list of assets

that I'll be

forwarding to you

as soon as the

accountants sign off.

Oh. I almost forgot.

The most

important thing.

It's from Verna.

Make sure you read it.

Okay. I will.

And call me if you have

any questions.

You're not coming in?

Uh...

No. I promised some other folks I'd stop by.

Don't forget to read

Verna's letter.

Hey.

How did you find me?

Find you? Honey, you were never lost.

It's a mansion!

Oh, my God!

Wow.

Sweet.

No way. Oh, my God, girl! Are you kidding?

Wow.

This is nicer

than the outside.

I don't know where to start. How about here?

Woah.

What is going on here?

Wow.

Some fine dining.

Heather, can I open this one? Yeah.

- Wow.

- Wow.

This is definitely

worth coming home to.

Want some tea?

It's all set up.

So, Heather.

What exactly did Granny

do for a living?

I have no idea.

Hey! Check this out!

Look like Granny liked

to play a little pool.

Who wanna play?

I do.

Got money, b*tch? Okay, I'm a b*tch now.

Yeah, you're my b*tch.

Okay, rack 'em up.

What'd you say about my rack? Rack 'em up.

Oh!

Whoo.

Now it's a party!

- Nice.

- Oh, I scratched.

Oh, too bad.

Ouch!

I'm gonna dominate you.

Where's the white one?

Thank you.

Hey! What's going on?

This house is insane!

God, we gotta stay the night. It's too cool.

That kitchen

is so amazing.

Y'all have to let me

cook for you tonight.

Yeah.

And you can thank Darryl.

He's the one splurging on

the steaks, ain't that right?

Hey, Shreveport can wait.

I needed something like this for a long time.

Thanks, you guys.

God, is he

a Boy Scout or what?

No, I'm overkill

on this mission.

I'm gonna get the bags,

clean up a little.

Yeah, I'm

a regular Boy Scout.

All right. So let's, uh,

let's divide and conquer.

Will you take care

of that for me?

We'll see you in a few weeks, Mr. Mayor.

Burt. Wish I had a swing

like that in my backyard.

Yeah, that's something

all right.

Hello, precious.

Whoo.

Where's your mama?

Where's your mama?

Where's your mama?

I'm gonna get, like, one

more thing and then I'm done.

All right.

I'll meet you outside.

Cool.

There's, like, a carnival

or something going on?

Price check.

F*** are you doing?

Nobody's looking.

Listen, it was one time.

One time. And I had, like,

18 kamikazes. Come on.

Come on.

You begged for it.

And now I'm begging you to

keep your hands off my sh*t.

Okay.

All right.

Beautiful big door

for a beautiful big key.

Oh, I got your stash now,

you old c*nt.

What am I gonna do

with a bunch of wine?

What the hell is this?

Here we go.

Come on.

Come on!

I've dealt with

stubborn b*tches before.

You just need

some kicking.

Now, honey.

I'm coming back here.

I don't quit easy!

You're asking

for trouble.

That wouldn't burn if you

doused it with a fuel tanker.

This here will give you

some good flavor.

But if you wanna unleash

some hellfire,

this here's the stuff.

Good to know.

In town for

the carnival?

Just a little

housewarming.

Well, you best

keep it down.

I'd hate to have

to haul you in.

I'll try to behave.

How much is this?

That'll be $9.

So, whereabouts

is this shindig?

Homestead Road.

Ain't nothing out there

but the old Carson place.

That's the one.

I thought that place

was empty.

Not anymore.

This officer

bothering you?

Say the word

and I'll shoot him.

He will, too.

Go read some meters.

Burt Hartman, proud mayor of

this little slice of paradise.

How're you doin'?

Heather.

Nice to

meet you, Heather.

Now, my ears aren't

what they used to be,

but I swear I could

have heard you say

something about

the Carson place.

I inherited it.

You're a Carson?

No.

You're not a Sawyer.

Yep.

Yeah, you've got her eyes.

You knew her?

Yeah. Me and your family go way back.

to be burdened with that

beat-up old trap.

Tell you what.

I'll take the whole place

off your hands.

Gonna hardball me, huh?

Hell, I like you already.

Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Give me a number.

Yo!

Oh.

- Oh, sh*t.

- What?

F***ing thief.

He took my keys.

Wow, he played that smooth. Yeah, he did.

We should've never

picked that guy up.

Yo!

Whoo!

Let's do this right.

What's wrong?

Darryl ripped us off.

So he heisted some ashtrays

and candlesticks.

That shouldn't keep you from

having a good time. Come on.

Cheers, you guys.

Yeah.

To happiness.

To the queen.

Yeah.

To the Sawyers.

To the Sawyers.

Sawyers.

All right.

Hey, there's a butler's pantry in here!

Darryl?

Darryl?

Yo, Darryl!

Darryl!

Oh, my God,

you've gotta see this!

What?

It's so f***ed up! Come

on! Whoa, what's wrong?

Come on!

- It's right down there.

- Where?

It's right down there.

Where?

It's in that stall,

right there.

In here?

Oh, God!

Nikki, I don't see sh*t.

It's right under

that bucket.

It's under that bucket

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