Tezz

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Cigarette smoking is

injurious to health.

The jury finds Mr. Aakash

Rana guilty on all accounts.

I just want to present my

side of the story to the court.

His Hindu marriage with British

nationalist Mrs. Nikita Malhotra

...is considered illegal

according to the laws of England.

Our marriage is not illegal.

The court orders to seize Mr. Aakash

Rana's assets and bank accounts.

But my visa is valid.

And I am married to a British citizen.

After hearing the appeal

of the UK border agency...

...the court orders to deport

Mr. Aakash Rana immediately.

We are not criminals.

And bars him from

returning to UK ever again.

See, I am not a criminal.

I want to take my wife along.

I wantjustice.

Hi.

Good to see you, sir.

How are you?

Still alive, sir.

But we faced really

terrible days since you left.

Did you get any news?

I've been looking for it

since a long time, sir.

God willing, we'll soon succeed.

Taxi!

This is a garage?

A garage of stolen vehicles.

They don't come here to

get repaired, but disappear.

Steal a car from a

posh locality in London.

Remove the parts and sell

them in the gray market.

All in two hours.

Hey.

Hey.

- Jojo.

You?

- Aadil.

Come on.

- Wait here for a moment.

Who is he?

- He's with me.

Do you have the packages?

Show me the money.

- Package first.

Show me the money.

Show me the stuff.

Show me the money.

Show me the stuff.

That's one hell lot of

C4s you got here, boys.

That sh*t could blow London sky high.

What's the idea?

You'll know soon.

Come on, man. Run.

Run. Run.

Cops. Run.

You brought a cop. - He's not a cop.

Move. Move. Move.

Team One, move in there.

Oh, no.

- My leg.

Let's all go down.

Team One, move.

Team One, move.

Move. Move.

Down!

Move.

Got him.

Move. Move. Watch it. Watch it.

Aadil run.

"Come on, everybody,

do you want to play?"

"Do you want to get hot?

Do you want to get wet?"

"At night if you have...

- Laila. Laila."

"Lf you have the company of...

- Laila. Laila."

"In your arms just...

- Laila. Laila."

"I can make Majnu go crazy."

"I am Laila. I am Laila."

"I am Laila. I am Laila."

"I am Laila. I am Laila."

"I am Laila.

Everybody's beloved Laila."

"Laila. Laila. Laila."

"Laila. Laila. Laila."

"I am Laila.

Everybody's beloved Laila."

"At night if you have...

- Laila. Laila."

"Lf you have the company of

- Laila. Laila."

"In your arms just...

- Laila. Laila."

"I can make Majnu go crazy."

"I am the talk of the town."

"I rule everyone's

dreams without a crown."

"Lf you spend a night with me."

"On fire your body will be."

"You'll never be able to forget me."

"I can make Majnu go crazy."

"Put up your hand in

the air and say Laila."

"Everybody say La momma Laila."

"She's a Laila."

"Where's a Laila?"

"Come on, my Laila.

"Every Friday

I apply kohl in my eyes."

"In a party when I look up..."

"Everybody if you see her.

"Tell me what you see."

"I want to shake your body.

Start it again."

"Every Friday

I apply kohl in my eyes."

"In a party when I look up..."

"16 to 55, no matter what's the age."

"To get me, everyone

has just one craze."

"Looking at me, hearts

beat faster in rage."

"I can make Majnu go crazy."

"Laila. Laila."

"I am Laila.

Everybody's beloved Laila."

"I am Laila. I am Laila."

"I am Laila. I am..."

"At night if you have...

- Laila. Laila."

"Lf you have the company of...

- Laila. Laila."

"In your arms just...

- Laila. Laila."

"I can make Majnu go crazy."

We're closed.

- Steve, they're with me.

So far whatever you

did for was for us.

Now it's our turn.

Nowadays, you don't

get respect easily.

You have to snatch it.

I hope we'll get our

share by tomorrow.

He's a combination of a

statesman and a film star.

He's companionate,

enthusiastic, humorous...

...and has a strong

sense of public duty.

That my friends, is Arjun Khanna.

Arjun, I personally feel that

you've decided to retire too early.

It is truly a loss for us, Arjun.

You'll be surely missed

by us and our community.

To Arjun Khanna,

policeman extraordinaire.

Thank you.

Thank you, Levi.

Thank you for saying such

wonderful things about me.

Now, can I have a copy of

the speech, for my in-laws?

In my entire life,

I've realized that...

...there are three things

you should never try to do.

First, never try to kiss a

girl leaning away from you.

Second, never climb a

friend leaning towards you.

And third, never try to keep

such a wonderful gathering...

...away from drinks and fine dine.

So, ladies and gentlemen,

please join me in my memories.

Let's party.

Yeah!

Packed your books?

- Yes.

All of them?

- Yes, of course.

Packed your lunch?

- Yes, Daddy.

Make sure you have it.

Did you call your mother? - Yes.

You told her what time

she has to pick you up?

Yes, I did.

- Where is the ticket?

Daddy, don't worry.

I'm a big girl now.

I am all grown up now.

Okay.

Okay, big girl,

I've a surprise for you.

Surprise?

Wow

A new cell phone. Thank you, Daddy.

Here's the charger.

- Thank you.

I have added all the contacts.

Just in case. Okay?

Bye, Daddy.

I love you.

- I love you, too.

Go. Go. Go.

- Bye. Yeah.

If you could tell Suzan to

mail final presentations, too.

Come on.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

This is your co-driver, Sean Sadler...

...welcoming you to

It's this one, sir.

- Thank you...

...From London Euston to Glasgow City.

On ourjourney today we

will calling at Wigan...

I'm late. Don't say it.

Good morning, sir.

- Morning.

Morning.

- Good morning. - Morning, Rita.

Morning, Leno.

The forces tell me it's time

for me to go home to sleep.

Any updates? - I had a problem

on a train that had stalled...

...under Southampton country line.

I had to diverse some

passengers via Northampton.

Good morning,

Railway control security.

May I help you, please?

Just a moment.

Hello, this is the Railway

Security Chief speaking.

Hello.

There's a bomb on London-Glasgow 112.

If the speed drops

below 60 the bomb explodes.

Do not stop the train.

Do not stop the train.

Excuse me, sir.

- Yeah?

You are needed inside, urgently.

Hi, guys.

- Good morning.

Hello, sir.

- Hey, Radhika.

How is your cold?

- Absolutely fine, sir.

We've a situation.

Good morning,

gentlemen. So, what's happened?

There's a bomb threat.

- Trigger station?

London-Glasgow. Train 112.

Did you say the

London-Glasgow express?

Radhika, there's a bomb threat on 112.

The bomb can explode if

its speed goes below 60.

Perhaps someone is playing a prank.

But I'm not taking any chances

What?

Okay, listen up, everyone. Guys.

Guys. Guys. Come on, listen up.

There's a bomb threat on

London-Glasgow Express, No. 112.

I want each and every

one of you to concentrate.

Radhika, keep the track of 112 clear.

- Yes.

John, get me the driver on the line.

Sir. You're needed inside, urgently.

I told you there's a

bomb on the train.

If you think it's a hoax then...

You...

Give me the phone.

Hello. Hello.

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