Thanga Magan Page #2

Dude, listen.

This is not a job for three.

We'll go get it back.

You stay here and make some pancakes.

-Okay? Bye.

Liar!

No way.

"Ditching" is a strong word.

He tells his mom everything.

His mom would tell mine.

My mom would tell my dad.

And my dad would talk to me.

Why bother?

Eat while you eat

Tamizh, heard you've been

going to the temple everyday?

Your mother told me.

What?

He goes to the temple everyday?

You didn't know?

You know his every move.

Exactly.

I know his every move.

Anyway, that's a good thing.

Aravindh

What are your plans after college?

Business, like dad.

Is he studying for it?

What do I know, brother?

He does what he wants.

Roams around in his scooter

all the time.

Oh no! My scooter.

I took the scooter to work

but took the bus back home.

That's bad!

What a careless man!

-Why do you do such things, dad?

You refuse to see a doctor about it.

Your memory is getting worse.

Can you go to my office

with Aravindh and get my scooter?

No way! I need to study.

It'll only take you half an hour.

Please!

Please go, son.

Don't be mad, dude.

Didn't mean to hide anything

from you.

Fine, I'll tell you the truth.

Remember the day mom forced me

to go to the temple?

When I went there

Something changed.

A sense of peace.

Tranquility!

I felt enlightened.

Like a ray of light.

I have been drawn to the temple

everyday since.

You wouldn't go with me,

and you'd make fun!

Dude, stop.

Dad's office if here.

You're lying.

You'll come to me when there's a problem.

We'll see then.

But you could've said something believable.

-Shut it.

He won't mind too much.

So

You should do something

about the girl!

You should talk to her!

See...

She's out of my league.

So I'm a little reluctant, dude.

Just talk to her, it's no big deal.

She's just a girl, after all.

Need to get the little things right.

Or we'll goof up the big ones.

Didn't see you in the class?

I'd gone to the temple.

Whoa! So funny.

No, really.

I wanted some peace, tranquility

and enlightenment.

I won't go to the temple anymore.

Let it go, man.

Why?

You've attained salvation?

Come on!

Forget it. Let's go up to the terrace

and drink some beer.

No, I'm going to the movies.

With whom?

Gokul and his friends.

Why would you go

with that loser?

I only went to the temple

-No.

It's not like that.

He called me, and I'm going.

That's all.

I'm off.

Bye, man.

He's avoiding us.

It's alright.

We did ditch him.

You like him way too much.

But he doesn't appear

very affectionate towards you.

Trouser face!

I'm open about my feelings

and he's not. That's all.

Don't talk like a fool.

Dude!

What?

It's the white girl.

Go on, talk to her.

This is your chance.

No, man.

Need to get the little things right.

Or you'll goof up the big ones.

Just ask for her name.

She'll either say her name,

or refuse.

What's the worse that could happen?

Talk to her.

TALK TO HER!

Hi.

We've met at the temple.

What's your name?

Name!

Do you know how many guys

follow me everyday?

The number of guys

who try to talk to me?

Or the number of guys

who ask for my number?

If I were to give my number

to everyone, what does that make me?

You just randomly walk up

and ask my name!

He's your friend?

Didn't he encourage you

to come talk to me?

Please go.

What did you say?

She'll either say her name,

or refuse.

What's the worse that could happen

Right?

She said everything but that,

you dumb

Forget it, dude!

She seems arrogant.

Won't work out.

That's why I declined.

Dude

Your comedy timing

Keeps getting better!

Look over there!

What's the white girl

doing here?

Must have come to meet Revathy.

He's followed me here.

She talks too much.

I don't want any of this

These guys just don't get it.

I'm good looking, too.

But I don't brag about all the girls

who follow me, ask for my number.

What happened?

What?

You were being serious?

I thought you were joking.

What's wrong with you?

Why do you follow me around?

Are you mad?

-Stop, don't!

Wait!

I told you the other day,

not to follow me.

Aren't you ashamed?

Stalking a girl

Follow me again

and I'll call the cops.

Don't follow me.

He lives in this colony.

'H' Block.

I've never followed anyone.

I didn't follow you.

But you said "follow"

so many times, now I want to.

I'm going to start following you.

I saw you at the temple

Asked for your name.

Is there a more decent way

to approach someone?

And you went on about

so many people following you...

Your name, your hometown.

How Jackie Chan asked you out

in Japan, and Michael Jackson in America

So arrogant!

But such a pretty girl

can afford to be that arrogant.

It's not wrong.

Let's go, man.

Young lady you've got the glow - BLING BLING!

I'm just a nervous young man - BOO HOO!

My pulse is rising - OH THROB THROB!

My heart is racing - LUB DUB DUB!

Hey, what's your name?

Why?

Don't want to call you "Hey" every time.

Hema.

Hema D'Souza.

Hema The Saucy?

D'Souza!

Why?

What?

Why'd your parents

do this to you?

What's your name?

Tamizh.

Is your dad's name English?

That was awful.

Dude, please.

She's my girl!

Please laugh, for my sake?

Fine. Ready?

-Yes.

Wow, awesome.

-So funny.

When you look at me - WHAM!;

My mind goes - BAM!

Plant one on my face - SMACK!;

My nerves would tingle - OH SHEESH!

Is she looking at me?

Is she?

Is he looking at me?

Revathy is checking me out!

He's asked his friend to look.

Shall I call the cops?

Want the number?

-What?

The cops' number. Thought

I'd give you mine? Boo.

What's wrong with you?

-Nothing.

You could have rode

with him, instead.

Okay.

-Let's go.

Hey, stop.

You can't enter with slippers.

-We'll take them off, then.

Keep an eye on it.Only shoes are alloed

You can't bribe me!

He must maintain clean accounts.

Tell him to meet his auditor.

He won't need to pay off officers then.

Boy!

You're just walking in and out...

Where are you going?

Do I ask you where you go?

-No.

Do I?

-No.

Why do you ask me then?

Let's go.

-That was great logic.

Hello...

Don't ask me anymore.

You're not afraid to

talk back to your dad?

At his age, he may have

a million reasons to go out.

At our age, so do we.

As long as we do nothing wrong

They shouldn't interfere in our lives,

nor we in theirs.

My dad won't mistake me.

You have a great dad, man.

But he has terrible memory.

The other day,

he kept calling me "Mustapha".

I just let it be.

What can I do?

Asked him to see a doctor

so many times. He won't listen.

And he works for the government

in the Income Tax department!

Damn

Where are they?

Who cares where they are?

Buy me a beer.

I'm getting bored here.

Dude. I've got 600 bucks!

6 beers each.

We'll rule the night!

-Wow.

Just to be safe, lets see the menu.

-Correct.

Menu card, please.

How do we spend all this money?

Bloody fool.

Everything costs 500 or 1000 bucks.

This is priced at 20 bucks!

That's the water bottle.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes