That Thing You Do! Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 108 min
- 3,397 Views
over here, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Would anyone notice
if Chad busted his arm? Ha ha.
These are the clock radios,
fellas.
So... what's this tune?
Well, it's an original
that I wrote.
Hey.
We wrote.
It's nothing
you can't handle.
It's just for tonight.
And if we win,
we split $100.
Um...
wow.
Playin'
in a group again.
Man, that sounds
like fun.
[Guy Sighs]
All right. Here's the deal.
If you want these magic hands,
you gotta buy two new record needles.
- And this radio.
- [Chuckling]
- [Chuckles]
- You serious?
It's 14.95 on sale.
too? Yeah, okay.
[Man] That swelling will go down
in a couple of days...
with cold compresses,
All right? I'll see you
in a couple days.
[Woman] Your new patient,
Tina Powers, is here.
Hi. Are you Tina?
Tina, yes.
Yes, I'm Tina.
[Chuckles]
[Lenny]
Hey, man. Listen.
[Singing]
[Ends]
So it's verse, chorus, verse, chorus,
bridge, solo, verse, chorus, then out.
Sweet. Is that the tempo?
Think he can handle it?
He can, or my name
isn't Constantine de Montoya of Flanders.
Chad stayed on the high hat
for most of it.
- Did he now?
- Guys, Chad's arm is so scary.
I don't think I've ever
seen anything swell up so big so fast.
Hey, Jimmy, don't take that
personally, old man.
Hey, uh-I gotta get back to the store,
so let's get crackin'.
Uh-What do you want,
somethin' like, uh-
Little slower.
One, two, three-
- It's too fast.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Whoa, whoa.
- No, that's too fast.
- Yeah, way too fast.
- Yeah. Slow down.
Slow down. This is not a polka.
- [Drumsticks Tapping]
- This is rock and roll.
[Slow Rock]
[Singing]
[Clapping]
Perfect, man.
Very good.
Took Chad a week to learn that.
Chad. Who's Ch-Chad?
Just one song, right?
Jimmy:
That's right.One-derful.
[Drums Playing]
Guy:
I gotta go.That's it...
Guy Patterson.
That's it-
The One-ders!
And then, you know how,
like The Beatles-The Beatles,
they use an E-A
as The Beatles?
Well, we can use an O-N-E
like The One-ders.
You're talkin'
gibberish.
No, look.
The One-ders.
Lenny.
Yeah, it looks like
The O-neders.
No. The-The One-ders.
Got it. Looks like
The O-neders.
[Folk]
Hey! You're drowning
in the river! You're drowning!
[Singing Continues]
This is hardly a date, Guy.
I thought we were
going to the movies
and dinner
at the club.
We're gonna cream
these ladies.
Well, how long
is this going to be?
Guy, I've been looking for you
everywhere. You got to set up.
Oh. OK. Um...
where are they?
Um,
right straight back,
through the door,
by the stage.
Great.
Tina, this is Faye.
Hi. How long
is this going to be?
Um...
you know,
I-I don't know.
to one of these things before.
Nice to meet you.
[Playing Mexican Song]
Whoo-whoo!
[Singing In Spanish]
[Singing]
Emcee:
All right, yeah!Listen to that applause.
What do you say,
Miss Talent Show?
Extra good? No! Super!
Very good. That definitely
makes The Legends of Brass
of Phi Kappa Epsilon
way over there
at Gannon College...
our front-runners!
[Cheering]
Emcee:
OK.How are you, boys?
You-You ready?
No.
Emcee:
Oh, well.Hey, how do you sell
a chicken to a deaf man?
You're
a jerkhead!
You say,
[Shouting] " Hey, would you
like to buy a chicken?!"
Eat my shorts,
captain.
Shut up!
I'll kick your ass.
[Strums Guitar]
Are you ready?
Ready.
Oh, yeah,
just one, please.
Hi. Have fun.
Emcee:
This next group,they're all locals.
They call Erie home.
The... O-neders.
Girl:
All right,let's go!
That's "The One-ders."
That's too fast,
Guy. Slow down!
Come on, come on.
Slow down! Too fast!
Slow it down!
[Pop]
Aw, come on.
That's too fast.
[Singing Continues]
Aw, come on,
Guy. Aw.
Man, what's
goin' on here?
[Singing Continues]
It's all right!
You're a lucky man!
[Guitar Solo]
[Cheering]
Oh, my goodness!
That was fantastic!
That was way
too fast, man.
It's a ballad!
You're right.
No, it was great!
It was great!
Oh, that's wicked!
That's sure wicked!
The O-neders
are the champions!
Because they do
That Thing You Do!
That was great!
That was great, you guys!
Come over here.
I wanna talk to you.
You ever been
to Villapiano's?
What, the spaghetti place
out by the airport
that's been
in the papers?
Yeah. I gotta have ya.
I just gotta have ya.
I want you playin'
at my place next weekend.
What do you say, huh?
Jimmy:
Will therebe money involved?
I'll pay you 100 bucks.
How's that?
Guy:
We'll do it.Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
[Guitar Notes As It Crashes]
Ooh!
Guy:
I don't know.It's like I could hear
the beat in my head, you know.
- [Horn Honking]
- [Imitates Drumbeat]
Pull over!
Hey! You guys are wicked!
You even drive
too fast!
What are you doin' with him?
He's a drummer!
Hey, One-ders!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
I don't know.
I haven't played in front of people
in so long,
so I was nervous.
But it sounds
better fast.
Jimmy wanted it slow,
but he was wrong.
It's an up-tempo number.
And we won!
That Jimmy fella
certainly has a gal pal in Faye.
They make
a cute couple, huh?
The only other band I was in
was my uncle's band.
We played this wedding for free,
and then we broke up.
This one gets a paying gig.
So, what are you
doin' next weekend?
Are you kidding?
I'm gonna see my boyfriend's
music group.
Award-winning
music group.
Yeah, and you're playing
at a restaurant out by the... airport?
[Italian Accent]
Villapiano's.
[Drumming]
Why don't we go, uh, "C," "C," "A"-
No. The way you just played it.
- Why don't we-
But why don't we hook it in "A"?
- No!
- No, the minor chord,
the way you just played it.
- [Faye] Sandwiches.
[Lenny]
I know! Why don't we just listen to it in "A'"?
Look, I wrote it the way you just played it.
It's a sad song.
- Are they always like this?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- You should've seen 'em with Chad.
- I'm not trying to change your song.
- Terrible.
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, Faye. Is this a bologna sandwich?
- Yeah.
- Never, ever bring me
a bologna sandwich again. Ever.
- Okay.
- Ever. Never.
- Okay.
- [Muttering]
- You can make your own sandwich.
- That's only fair.
- Bologna sandwich!
[Exhales, Whistles]
- All right.
...works just fine for The Beatles.
Yeah, well-We're gonna sound like
the lads themselves?
I mean, why are we
even bothering with this song?
It's for our encore.
for a chat.
All right. Let's shove it. We need
somethin' slow anyway.
No, we don't.
- I've been workin' on a ballad.
- Oh.
- It's called, "All My Only Dreams."
- It's about me.
I've dragged you into hell.
I'm sorry.
[Slow Rock]
[Airplane]
[Whistles]
Thank you.
Table 19,
your pizza's ready.
[Rim Shot]
Hey, when are you gonna play
That Thing You Do?
That's what we
wanna hear!
Uh, has our fame
preceded us?
Hey, we came here
to meet girls and dance,
and we can't meet girls
until we dance!
All right, this is an opportune time
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