That Thing You Do! Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 108 min
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on the right, there's a diner-
Boss Vic Koss. Who is he?
He's the main man around here.
Okay, you kids stick together.
I gotta go see a man about a dog.
Very funny. Breakfast on Horace?
- Uh, steak and eggs.
- Oh, wow. That's us.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
[Clattering]
- Hey, excuse me?
- What?
- How many seats does this place hold?
- 2,203.
I gotta clean up every one of 'em.
Skitch! Hey.
How many people
Skitch?
or wet my pants.
[Clap Echoes]
Hey, Jackie Gleason played here.
[Lenny]
The Great One?
- Kingston Trio.
- Mm-hmm. Bunch of banjo pickers.
- Peggy Lee.
- Chubby, but I like that in a woman.
- Wow. Del Paxton.
- Who?
- Del Paxton.
- [Toilet Flushes]
Del Paxton? Where?
Gimme a pen.
I'm signin' my name right next to his.
Get in there, you little vixen.
'Scuse me. You pricks
are in the wrong dressing room.
Oh, yeah? And who
do you think you are, Boss Vic Koss?
[Chuckling]
Abby, why don't you talk to Peaches,
find out where these monkeys belong.
- Yes, Mr. Koss.
- You. Get up and put those shoes on.
Yeah. Those shoes.
Big cigar smoker, are ya?
Put those back where you got 'em.
Now!
George Mikan Jr.
What are you, 6 feet 100? Get away from me.
That way.
Light a match in there. My God.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
[Jimmy]
You and your idiotic mouth.
Boss Vic Koss is an a**hole.
Shh! You wanna get us kicked out?
He can't hear us.
We're in a friggin' bomb shelter!
[Chuckles] If the big one happens,
we're gonna be okay...
because we are a mile
beneath the crust of the Earth.
[Together]
Would you shut up!
So, how long
you been workin' with Mr. Koss?
Too long.
I hear he's a very important man.
He thinks so.
I'm, uh,
the drummer with the Oneders.
I'm the secretary with the a**hole.
[Footsteps Departing]
[Man]
Hello. Wait. Hold on. Just a second.
- [Faye] What?
- Just a second. Wait, wait, wait. Is that food?
- No.
- It isn't food?
I smell food, and there is no food
allowed in the theater.
There's no food. There are signs out there.
This is my theater.
Hey. She's with us.
She's with The Oneders. She's our lawyer.
All right.
All right, Mr. Big Shot. Whatever.
If she spills it,
it ain't her butt in the ringer.
- "Lawyer." [Chuckles]
- Mmm.
- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Hey, you know how many seats
there are in this theater?
- How many?
- 2,203.
- Wow.
- Yeah. I wish Tina could see this.
- Why can't she?
She's, uh, getting dental work done.
- She's gonna be too woozy to make the drive.
- Wow.
Are you nervous?
Uh, no. Mm-mmm.
- Playing such a big place?
- Mm-mmm.
Showbiz, Faye. You know?
When you're in a band...
and say, uh, boo!
[Chuckling]
I'm just tagging along
and I'm nervous.
What do you mean, taggin' along?
You're one of us. You're a Oneder.
Why? 'Cause I carry the food?
Wonderful food carrier.
No, no, no. You-Lots of things.
You're on the record.
Your hand claps are very important to the song.
And you were present
at the very birth of a band.
- You named us.
- No, You named the band.
No, I said something
that made sense to no one but you.
You had, like, a cosmic force
bolt through you...
and that's what gave us an identity.
Wow. I never really
thought about it to that extent.
You are one Oneder, and we will be wandering
woefully without one woman such as you.
- Wow.
- There's my girlfriend and the food.
H-Hey!
[Radio Announcer]
Boss Vic Koss,
the Three Rivers mattress king...
presents a cavalcade
of rock and roll stars...
live and in person
at the majestic Orpheum Theater.
Two big shows with
The Vicksburgs, Elizabeth Anne...
The Hollyhocks
and many, many others.
From the man who gives you
the $21 blackjack sleep set special...
all you have to do is say,
"Hit me, Boss Vic Koss. '"
Vicksburg and the Pittsburgh.
Vicksburgs and Pittsburghs.
Abby, the rub. Give me the rub.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
mum mum ba ba.
Um mum mum ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ladies.
How're my boys?
Ready to show Pittsburgh
no mercy.
Hello, Pittsburgh!
Hello, Pittsburgh, hello.
- Boss Vic Koss.
- Boss Vic Koss.
Who am I?
- Boss Vic Koss.
- Boss Vic Koss.
Thanks for remembering,
Pittsburgh.
We got a great show
for you today.
A big show,
a king-size show!
Which reminds me,
how're you sleeping?
[Laughter And Applause]
Who's gonna hit me?
Hit me!
Hit me!
You gonna hit me?
- Hit me!
- Hit me!
Who's gonna hit me?
- Hit me!
- Hit me!
All right! Let's go!
We got Jon D
and The Walkers.
We got The Hollyhocks.
We got The Vicksburgs
in Pittsburgh.
But first it's time to fix that solid
not broken heart
if we're gonna shake, bake,
and make
with Lake Erie's own...
The O-neders.
Fire one up. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Thank you.
Hey, hey!
The mike's not on.
We-The mike's
not working.
The mike's not working.
All right. Who am I not paying
back here? Come on.
Man:
Let's hear it.Come on!
[Blows]
[Feedback]
Man:
Come on![Feedback]
[Audience Groans And Complains]
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
We're The Oneders.
- [Audience Cheering]
- The Oneders? You know they're The Oneders?
It said The "O-Need-ers."
I said The "O-Need-ers."
Two-
[Crowd Laughs]
Forget it.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
Right now!
[Drums Play]
Look, Guy,
I keep telling ya.
You are the drummer.
You're the backbone,
the timekeeper.
You can't let a tepid reaction
from one matinee house
affect your dedication
to the band.
I was playing like one of those
wind-up monkey toys.
They booed us
off the stage.
Jimmy couldn't even hear
how off-key he was.
You're gonna get it all back tonight,
I promise you.
You know what you need?
You need to sample
the exotic cuisine of the Far East.
What do you say?
Come on. I'm buying.
Well, son of a gun.
We're right on time.
Here's somebody
I want you to meet.
Mr. White...
this is Guy Patterson.
Hi.
- Sit down.
- How are you?
Mr. White is with
Play-Tone records.
He just happened to be
in town this week,
and he caught the show
this afternoon.
Oh, great.
Nevertheless,
business with you.
Well, I have heard
your record, Guy, and I like it.
I like it a lot.
That Thing You Do,
you know, it's snappy.
Yeah, snappy.
It's a hit record.
We'd like to release it.
And add The One-ders...
to the Play-Tone stable
of artists.
Just like that.
Well, some papers
will have to be signed,
and you'll have to get me
and you will have to say
good-bye to Phil here.
Wait. No.
Phil's our manager.
Not anymore.
My bird-dogging is done.
Play-Tone's gonna take
real good care of you.
Uh, what if we don't
wanna be with Play-Tone?
I don't know, no offense.
None taken.
You want to stay
in Pittsburgh
and play to the
Three Rivers crowd,
Phil here
is your man.
No, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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