The 6th Day

Ammar Schwarzenegger

ammarschwarz@yahoo.com

Hey, this is Johnny Phoenix

for the X.F.L.,

reminding the fans here

at prudential stadium to be safe

on the way home.

Hut!

Big third down for

the expansion roadrunners.

Their play-off hopes

could hinge on this play.

A lot of pressure

on young Johnny Phoenix.

As if being the first

quarterback to earn 300 million

isn't pressure enough.

Red! Thirty-two!

Red! Thirty-two!

Strong left!

- Hold! Hold!

- Walk it! Walk it!

[Phoenix]

Blue! Two thirty-nine!

Blue!

Down!

Set! Hut! Hut!

- [Male fan]

Get up, Johnny!

- You all right?

The owner wants Johnny to have

the absolute best of care.

He's gonna need it.

His sixth cervical vertebra

is crushed.

It may not be as bad

as you think it is.

[Siren wailing]

The status?

We have a lifetime contract

with a vegetable.

Maybe we can trade him

to L.A.

[Man on mike] okay, terminate

his contract and bring him back

to the lab. You understand?

Sure.

I'll get right on it.

Sorry, Johnny.

You're gonna have to take one

for the team.

[Siren wailing]

Do I look any different

to you?

Oh, gee.

You shaved your moustache.

- Never had a moustache.

- Oh. Then no.

[Man on TV]

Johnny Phoenix

will play next week.

Early diagnosis

had him sidelined.

After further investigation,

his injuries proved

to be minor.

[Electronic voice]

Good morning, Adam.

At 11:
00, you have a

V.I.P. client, Michael Drucker.

And by the way, happy birthday.

I don't feel

any different.

Hmm.

- Is Clara up yet?

- Yeah, she's watching TV

with Oliver.

You gonna spend all day

looking for new wrinkles?

Or are you gonna get in here

and give me a kiss? Hmm?

- Well, I suppose if I have to.

- Oh, bully!

You're not gettin'

any kisses now!

[Shrieks]

You know, you...

don't look any different.

No. You look much better

than when we met.

I love you.

Lock the door.

Oh, god!

[Moans]

Daddy, daddy,

happy birthday!

- What?

- You always make daddy

feel so good.

Careful, you're getting

a little old for that.

- I am not!

- No, I meant your father.

- Very funny.

- Come on.

I made you breakfast.

- Oh, great!

- Yum!

- Come on, dad!

I can't find you.

Where are you?

Right behind you, dad.

- I'm here, right here!

- You're hiding

under the table!

[TV] because of their shorter

life span, these family members

can't help but break our hearts.

Should accident, illness or age

end your pet's natural life...

Oliver,

have you seen Clara somewhere?

[TV] our technology

can have him back the same

day in perfect health...

with zero defects guaranteed,

thanks to RePet.

[Whimpers]

Nacho flavored

or regular?

I'll take banana flavored.

Thank you.

I love this card.

Beautiful.

- Dad, can I have a sim-pal

for your birthday?

- A gift on my birthday?

That way you won't feel guilty

that you're the only one

getting something.

- What's a sim-pal?

- A life-size doll.

A make-believe friend

that grows real hair

and can do a lot of stuff.

Can't your real friends

grow real hair

and do lots of stuff?

Yeah, but they all have

sim-pals.

Ask your mommy.

You're the greatest, dad!

[Chuckles]

Mommy! Mommy!

I'm gonna get a sim-pal!

[Electronic voice]

You're getting low on milk.

Thank you

for ordering milk.

[Laughing]

You're getting so fast.

Into the car. Very nice.

Bye-bye. See you.

Hey.

What's goin' on?

Oh, I had a breakfast

of champions today.

Oh, yeah?

[Electronic voice]

Destination double x

charter airport selected.

The girl wouldn't stop talking.

My virtual girlfriend,

she talks, but at least

I can turn her off.

You and your virtual girls.

Here you are, a grown man,

and your primary relationship

is with a piece of software.

If your senses tell you you have

a hot chick on your lap, you

have a hot chick on your lap.

I don't have to look

any further, okay?

They invented the laser razor.

No nicks, cuts or scratches.

You should think about using it.

I like the old-fashioned

kind. They remind me

Im still alive.

You want to hang out

at Kellys after work?

I know that Natalie

is throwing me

a surprise party.

Why do you say that?

Because I told her

you told me.

No, you didn't.

Oh, yes.

Why did you do that?

I didn't.

I just wanted to know,

and now I know.

Can't believe I was that easy.

[Computer voice]

Your destination, double x

charter airport, is ahead.

- On star will now disengage

automatic drive. Ready?

- Yes.

Manual drive engaged.

[Adam]

I want you to do me a favor

at the party tonight.

[Man] what? Don't get drunk

and set the drapes on fire?

You already told me that.

That too. But what I was going

to say was around 11:00, 11:30,

I want you to start singing

really loud, "happy birthday."

For what?

And the way you sing,

it's gonna clear out the place

like a bomb scare.

I get it.

You and Natalie have a little

private party planned.

Good morning, Rosie.

Good morning, everybody.

Hello, Adam. Hi, Hank.

Henry checked out

the upgrade on the remote.

He says you'll love it.

Oh, they came in!

This is great.

Look at this.

Oh, and Drucker's office

just called. Guess what?

They cancelled.

No. We're all gonna be tested

for drugs and alcohol.

So?

Oh, this is cool!

- We're gonna be tested?

- Not you guys.

Just us pilots.

Hank, look at this.

The new remote came in.

Out goes the old one.

Get rid of it.

Adam, this is Tripp.

Tripp, this is Adam.

It's his first time with us.

Welcome.

How ya doing?

Adam,

Natalie's on line one.

What's up, honey?

You look upset.

Oh, Adam!

I just talked to the vet,

and they had...

they had to put Oliver to sleep.

What?

He wasn't that sick.

I know, but apparently

he had some kind of highly

infectious virus or something.

And they had to put him down.

It's the law.

- Oliver was licking

Clara's face this morning.

- Don't worry. I asked.

And the virus is harmless

to humans, so she's fine.

This is going to break

her heart

and you know that.

No, it won't.

I want you to go down to RePet

and get Oliver replaced.

I'm not going to have some

freak of science sleeping

in my daughter's bed.

- No! Oliver can live on

in our memories.

- It's not dangerous.

She's only eight.

She won't understand that,

honey.

Look, it's the natural process

of life. You're born,

you live and you die.

She has to learn about it

someday.

- But she doesn't have to learn

about it on your birthday.

- I really appreciate that.

- Will you do it?

- No.

- Thank you.

Clara thanks you too.

- No. I won't do it.

Listen. Natalie,

I just won't...

[TV] double x charter,

your passport

to outdoor adventure.

No use fighting.

We always win.

[TV] flying you

to breathtaking vistas

at world premiere locations.

For incredible skiing and

snowboarding, double x charter.

Tripp, you can go

in this one.

Yeah, you got it.

You guys come with me.

Come on. Let's go.

Whoo, man!

This is gonna be so great.

[Man over headset]

Nine-seven-four-seven,

you're cleared for takeoff.

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