The 7th Dwarf

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Once upon a time,

long ago in Fantabularasa...

There was a baby...

Who was a princess.

Then this mean old witch

showed up at her christening...

And put a curse on the princess.

"If she ever gets pricked

by something

before she turns 18..."

She and everyone

in the castle will fall asleep

just like that.

Nighty night

for a hundred years!

Unless someone comes along...

Or someone without a horse

who loves the princess a whole

bunch and gives her a kiss.

- But her dad...

- The king...

...is still really scared.

The witch might come back

and prick his little girl!

That's why he made her wear

this suit of armor.

That must have been

really uncomfortable.

And she had to wear it

all the time!

Even when she was almost

a grown up already.

- In the castle...

- Of Fantabularasa!

Mmm-hmm.

So, you lost your key

to your chastity belt again?

Fear not.

We've all been there.

Mosey on down

to Jebediah Rumplestein's.

The fastest blacksmith in town!

And if bedbugs

are keeping you up at night

- burn your mattress.

- Oh!

And now for the weather forecast

from our very own Druid Steve.

Princess?

- Rose?

- Jack!

You're in danger!

Dellamorta,

she knows about our love.

- Dellamorta!

- She knows about you.

Is she here?

She has ears everywhere.

And you are the only one

who can lift her curse.

- You have to hide!

- Hide? Where?

Somewhere safe.

- Somewhere she won't find me.

- Let's tarot it.

Here, in a deep underwood

- beyond the seven... Um.

- Beyond the seven hills?

Yes! Beyond the hills

in the green woodshed.

Where the seven dwarfs

their dwelling have made.

I thought that's just

a fairy tale.

You'll be safe there.

Stay there until the celebration

here at court is over.

And in case Dellamorta's curse

should come true,

then you, my hero,

will come back and save me

and the whole castle

with a kiss of true love.

Yes, that's true.

I love you, Rose.

Here. For you.

Wear it close to your heart.

This way,

I'll always be near you.

Are you alone, Rose?

Uh, yes.

Of course, I am, Daddy.

Well,

who are you talking to then?

Nobody.

I'm just practicing my speech

- for my birthday.

- Right.

Very good, my child.

Guys, we need to get back

to basics.

It's fairy cake time.

Oh, ho, how!

It's a pretty good day For cake.

If you're in a hurry

Take a break.

And bake a birthday cake

Forget about your troubles

That's the deal.

Take some sugar Take some meal.

For real?

And we'll feel fine

For the start we're gonna

Need some lard.

- Farina and wheat.

- Ls all we need.

Everybody bake on my command!

One, two, three.

Four.

Seems like a pretty good day.

For a tasty cake.

Get the butter Baking powder

- Speedy!

Sing a little bit louder!

Delicious!

It's a pretty good day For cake.

If you're in a hurry

Take a break.

And bake a birthday cake.

Oh, oh, oh.

Forget about your troubles

That's the deal.

Take some sugar And some meal.

For real?

And we'll feel fine.

Seems like a pretty good day

For a tasty cake.

Whip the cream!

Mix the dough.

speedy-

Hurry up and don't be slow.

It's a pretty good day For cake.

If you're in a hurry

take a break.

And bake a birthday cake.

Ho, ho, ho.

And all we need

To finish the job

Is an apple on the top

on.

Where's Bobo?

WOW!

Huh?

Hmm.

Oh!

- "Oh, Hey!

- Oops."

Hello, I'm kind of lost.

I'm Jack, little man.

And who are you?

Hello, Jack Little Man.

I am Bobo.

Be careful, Bobo,

your shoelaces are untied.

Oh, no! Not again!

- Hmm.

- No worries!

I know how to tie my shoes.

Wow, good.

We're baking a birthday cake

for Princess Rose.

I'm supposed to pick the apple

to go on top.

For Rose?

For my Rose?

Oh, what a nice song.

- Oh, Bobo!

- Just a minute, Jack.

- Hmm?

- Bobo!

Aah!

Ah! Wha... Wow! Thanks, Jack.

Huh, Jack?

Jack Little Man?

Hmm?

Oh, Bobo's still not here.

I'm sure he'll be here

any moment now.

- Bo!

- Whoa!

"Oh!" Oh!

Got it. Safe!

Bobo, you klutz!

The cake is ruined!

You know what that means.

- Cake fight!

- Ow!

Very funny.

I am not...

What are we gonna give Princess

Rose for her birthday now?

No problem!

I always keep an emergency cake

in my feast aid kit.

Wow!

Seriously?

One for all.

And all at once!

Oh, put me down, let me go!

Ooh!

That's not funny!

Delicious!

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Being a dwarf,

It ain't it so hard.

Come and get your dwarf caps

We're gonna start.

It's fairy tale time

Just get in line.

Magic from different

Seven dwarfs just arrived.

Singing hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go

What are you

going to do with me?

If you're planning to eat me

let me tell you,

I taste horrible!

I know what I'm talking about.

I work in a kitchen.

Let me go!

Princess Rose has

sent me on a mission

which I must fulfill.

She's the love of my life.

Surely, you know

the meaning of love.

Huh?

Dragon!

Dellamorta. You!

Soon, I have my revenge,

kitchen boy.

How precious!

Mmm.

UP You go.

It's too bad that

you won't be there

to see my wrath, isn't it?

You will not touch a single hair

on her head, witch!

Temper, temper.

You won't even get

into the castle

with all the guards and stuff!

You may be right.

But, what if I'm

inside it already?

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Being a dwarf It ain't so hard

on!

"I lost this mirror

in the woods.

"But, I hadn't noticed yet

that it was lost.

"Which means I won't be

cooking, uh... looking for it!

"So if you want you can use it

as a bluff de guff...

Birthday gift for the princess."

We already have

a present for Rose.

Huh?

Not any more.

Huh?

Hmm... this could be

a highly sophisticated trap!

Hmm?

On the other hand,

how can we distrust something

with such an adorable ribbon?

Well, there's that.

Okay, let's load the mirror up

and forge ahead.

Yeah!

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

hey dwarfs, ho.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

Go, go, go.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

hey dwarfs, ho

It's fairy tale time

Just get in line.

Magic from different

Seven dwarfs just arrived.

Hey dwarfs, hey dwarfs,

hey dwarfs, ho

What do you think,

does size really matter?

Oh, yeah.

Cinderella, what went through your

mind when you lost the shoe?

I guess my foot

is going to get cold.

One minute, one minute,

smile please!

Fabulous! I love your smile.

Watch out, dwarf.

Welcome to Red Riding Hood T.V.

Everyone who is anyone is here.

I see Puss in Boots.

Where are the fuzzies?

So I says to her,

"Kiss me."

The Frog Prince.

You never know.

One thing leads to another.

Ali Baba and the forty thieves!

Everyone is gossiping

about whether or not.

Princess Rose will succumb

to the Witch's curse.

Will she prick her finger

and fall into a 100 year sleep

along with the rest

of the court?

What do you think Wolfie?

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