The ABCs of Death Page #4
It's the last frame
of the animation I've been
working on, remember?
- Animation?
- Yeah.
We weren't even supposed
to have animation.
Well, I thought we talked
about a bunch of different
ideas, remember?
Look at this list of,
err, 'w's I got here.
Oh my god, what the
f*** is wrong with you?
We're gonna get this
done. Hold on, it's a--
- Why do you do this?
- Here's the thing, walrus,
It's like a godzilla-walrus.
It's a city--
people are being destroyed,
you pan over, it's a walrus.
- Tommy:
Ok? - Man:
'w.'- Ok, do you have a city?
- No.
- Do you have a guy
in a walrus
outfit? - No.
- Can you do
that by this
weekend? - No.
( shouts )
well, what the f*** are
you talking about then?
- Man:
Warrior.- Man #2:
Super hot chick.like... Trolls?
Alright, whatever,
she's covered in blood.
Ok. Let's do that.
Lets do that this weekend.
I'm not sure that
I want to do that one.
I'm just saying it's an idea...
Man #2:
W' isfor wheelchair.
It's an old man.
An evil old man.
He's in the wheelchair--
everybody hates old people.
- He gets pushed off
a f***ing cliff.
- ( screams )
I got it-- ummm...
I got-- I got nothing.
You guys! You gotta
come to the conference room.
Come on, you gotta see this!
Man on tv:
Nancy, I'm coming to you
from downtown hollywood,
And I've got to tell you,
some of the strangest things
I have ever seen...
- Oh f***, what's going on?
- ...Are going on right now.
If you can see,
over my head,
The most oddest looking
colored gases.
Uh, they're like chemtrails,
I guess,
And they seem to be followed
by other planes and copters,
and a general sense...
- 'w'!
- ...Of panic seems
to have hit the area.
Believe it or not, nancy,
we're actually getting reports
Of people seeing
clown zombies in the streets.
F***in' clown zombies?
That's f***ing stupid!
What are they looking for?
Magnets? 'w'? I just...
Is that a 'w' on there?
What's up with these 'w's?
Is this some kind of
self-fulfilling prophecy,
As we watch the horror
Of our own minds
Pushing humanity
toward extinction?
Can we live in a world
That is more immoral
than our own brains,
- Our own ideas...
- No! Don't open the door!
We live in a process
that is already infested,
Already mutated,
already over!
- Already blank...
- ( screaming )
...From a wave
of congealed confidence!
( echoing )
my elbows are untouchable!!
My elbows are sharp!!
I am transparent.
I am solid in the form
of this new liberty reborn!
You are invisible
in this new world!
I hover above you...
Above as below.
I am legion.
A traced mindfuck
of a billion bombs
Dropping on your
fired synapses,
Your tired synapses!
You are inserted,
digested, gestated!
Lie in the waste
of your own vision,
Gutter punks to bigger words
that you ate years ago!
That you tasted
and shat upon years ago!
That you chewed
and corrupted after the seeds
were buried long ago!
I am the one
with seven heads!
I am the thing that laughs!
I am the thing
that waits... For you!
( witch cackling )
What the f***?
( gurgling )
( train rattling )
( p.A. Chimes )
( woman speaking french
over p.A.)
( train approaching )
( wheels squeak )
( beeps )
( train rattling )
( mutters )
( laughs, shouts )
( mimicking velociraptor )
- ( tv turns on )
- ( music playing )
( woman speaking on tv )
- ( sloshes )
- ( breathing heavily )
( heart beating )
( inhales sharply )
( inhales sharply )
ah! Ah!
( moaning, cries )
( cries out )
( yells )
( yelling )
( inhales sharply,
grunting )
( clatters )
( whirring )
( humming )
( screaming )
( electric buzzing )
( gasping )
( thuds, moans )
( rock music playing )
( snorts,
breathes heavily )
( snorts,
breathing heavily )
( snorts,
breathing heavily )
( mouths )
( screaming )
( music continues )
- ( gunshot )
( rock "star-spangled
banner" playing )
( man speaking, distorted )
( gasps, screams )
- ( man yells )
- ( screams )
( gasps )
- ( crying )
- ( chitters )
( moans )
( crying )
( clanks )
( screaming )
( laughing )
- ( man yelling )
- ( screaming continues )
( buzzing )
( shouts )
( grunts )
- ( shouts )
- ( both grunting )
( screaming )
( explosion )
- ( explosion )
- ( laughing )
( feedback )
( rock music playing )
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
it's bound to get ya in
get ya under your skin
hit you right
on the chin, oh yeah
it's bound to be
a thriller
it's bound
to be a chiller
it's bound to be
a killer, oh yeah
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
the planes are a-crashin',
the cars are a-smashin'
they come for a-bashin',
oh yeah
the kids are a-fightin'
the fires are
a-lightin'
the dogs are a-bitin',
oh yeah
watch a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
right there on my tv
shocking me
right out of my brains
shocking me right out
of my brains
you think it's just a movie
on a silver screen
and they're all actors
and fake all scenes
maybe you don't care
who's gonna lose or win
listen to this
and I'll tell you somethin'
it's a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
and there's known abuse
horror movie,
it's the 6:
30 newshorror movie,
it's the 6:
30 newsthe public's waitin' for
the killin' and the hatin'
switch on your station,
oh yeah
they do a lot a-sellin'
'tween the firin'
and the yellin'
you believe in what
they're tellin', oh yeah
it's a horror movie
right there on my tv
horror movie right there
on my tv
horror movie
and there's known abuse
horror movie,
it's the 6:
30 newshorror movie,
it's the 6:
30 newsand it's shocking me
right out of my brains.
( woman crying )
( woman speaking,
distorted )
- ( feedback )
- ( man panting )
( humming, beeping )
( man #2 grunting )
( clicking, dinging )
( man #2 screams )
( man speaks japanese )
what's wrong, kawabe?
- ( feedback )
- ( woman screams )
( sh*t squeaking )
( woman screaming )
- ( pounds on door )
- ( man speaks )
- ( feedback )
- ( man screams, grunting )
- ( feedback )
- ( toilet rattling, gurgling )
- ( feedback )
- ( shane speaks )
( bird speaking,
moaning )
- ( feedback )
- ( woman breathing deeply )
- ( feedback )
- ( feedback )
- ( man speaking )
( man #2 speaks )
- ( feedback )
- ( banging )
- ( feedback )
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