The Amazing Digital Circus Page #5

Season #1

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The scene cuts to Caine, Bubble, and several mannequins in a restaurant. The former two laugh.

Caine:
Oh Bubble, you always know how to make me say this exact sentence.

A goofy cartoon sound starts playing, coming from Caine's wacky watch.

Caine:
*Gasp!*

(An advertisement for the WackyWatch shows up on the screen.)

Caine:
An alert on my WackyWatch at this hour!?

The WackyWatch shows a radar that locates someone in the Void, showing an alert.

*goofy ah cartoon noises play every so often while he talks*

Caine:
Oh no (Caine goes cross-eyed). Someone's venturing out into the void! (goofy but shocked)

Caine:
They'll get totally spoiled!

(Caine teleports out of the restaurant, into the Void, grabs Pomni, then exits the Void with her and goes back into the circus grounds.)

Caine:
There you go!

(Pomni is still traumatized and snaps out of it a few seconds later.)

Caine:
Now, what the heck happened around here? (Confused, looking around) Oh yeah --- my doing. (Jolly again)

Kinger still holding Zooble's head, Jax and Gangle run up to Caine and Pomni.

Kinger:
Caine! Kaufmo went through a sort of Kaufmosis and abstracted! (Still worried)

Caine:
Kaufmo abstracted? Why didn't anybody tell me? (Exaggerated, plays a cartoon sound while sticking out his tongue)

Pomni looks at Caine in disgust.

Caine snaps his fingers and summons the abstracted Kaufmo over to him, while the latter growls.

Caine:
And into the cellar, you go.

Caine opens a hole in the floor and sends Kaufmo down into The Cellar, which contains a body of water and several other abstracted beings, the hole shortly closes after.

Zooble's body, now reassembled, comes up to Kinger and collects their head, attaching it back onto their body.

Zooble:
Man, I can't believe Kaufmo just gave up like that. (Sad) I mean, no offense Kinger, but I always thought you would be next.

Kinger:
Thank you. (Happy)

Jax:
Guess it just goes to show you can't rely on Kinger for anything.

The glitched Ragatha crawls up to Caine.

Ragatha:
I am in so much pain! (Voice glitching and stuttering)

Caine:
Oop!

Caine snaps his fingers, which reverses the glitching on Ragatha, and Pomni's hand. As Pomni looks at her hand, Ragatha stands up and stands next to Pomni, not looking at her, not happy. Pomni looks at the floor the opposite way.

Caine:
I do have to apologize for lying about the exit. I knew how much all of you have been wanting there to be one, but, you know, I was having so much trouble figuring out what to put on the other side and ended up never quite finishing it. And you know how I never like letting people see my unfinished work -

Pomni stands there, worried.

Caine:
Especially if it leads you out into the void. Anyway, it looks like you defeated the Gloink Queen, so I guess the adventure's over. Your reward is a delicious digital feast cooked by our head Bubble Chef.

(Bubble shows up, donning a chef hat, spatula, and knife, next to a long table with food on it.)

Bubble:
Made with all the love I'm legally allowed to give. (Happy at first but trails off)

Jax:
You know, I am pretty hungry.

Gangle:
You didn't even do anything.

Jax:
So what? I can still be hungry. (Annoyed)

Kinger:
Well not really, 'cause we don't need to eat, drink, or sleep in this digital world. So the digital food here only gives off the virtual sensation of eating without any of the nutritional benefits.

Jax:
Sheesh, lay off it. Since when are you an expert on the digital world?

Kinger:
Expert on the what?

(As Kinger was talking, Pomni stood there in a traumatized trance, which eventually transitioned to everyone at the dinner table. She looks down at her food, which looks similar to plastic play food, in a horrified expression. Everyone else at the table is talking peacefully. Pomni looks back up and forces a big, insane smile.)

*a cinematic version of the theme song plays*

(The camera zooms away from the table, to the top of the tent, then to The Grounds, then to The Void, then out into an office cubicle with a computer and a VR Headset.)

*choir sings a long note while a gold text reads*

the amazing

DIGITAL CIRCUS:

*a dramatic stop ends the music and credits roll*

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