The Angry Birds Movie
Okay, come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go, buddy.
Come on. Come on.
We got to move. We got to move.
Whoa!
Oh...!
Yes, yes, yes...
No, no, no...
Ahhh!
Aw!
Uh!
What!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Egg! Egg!
Got you.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow.
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
Beak.
Wing.
Tail.
Ribs.
Giblets.
I'm flying.
No, still can't fly.
Notta dodbly leees.
(Not the top of my list.)
Breathe.
Breathe.
Bottom feeder.
Up... and over.
Woo.
Huh!
Ta-da!
No, no, no...
Look, it's okay.
I'm just a clown.
Oh boy.
That's loud.
You're loud.
You're... very scared of me.
Here, come here.
No? Okay. No, never mind.
Uh.
Happy Hatchday.
Oh.
Hi, pal.
You must be so disappointed
in yourself for being this late.
Oh, no.
No. No, no, no.
I'm not late.
Look at the time.
See.
The order said, "Before noon."
Okay.
Now, you're late.
- What?
- Where have you been?
- It's funny you ask. I was...
- You missed the party.
- What is that?
- Oh, that.
Uh, yes.
I fell on the box.
Oh, the squirrel.
That's on us.
You know, I tried to keep my body
between the ground and the box,
but...
No, I think I got a little bruise.
You see anything back there?
Hear that, honey?
The clown we paid
to be here an hour ago,
fell on our son's hatchday cake.
That's why our son's hatchday
party is ruined.
- Oh.
- And the next time you messed up.
Don't tell me a story.
Just take responsibility.
Hey, man.
It wasn't a story.
I'm a screw up
that woke up late
and fell on the thing
you paid for!
It wasn't a story,
I almost drown.
Why don't we just settle this out
and say the cake's on you.
I'm sorry.
It's on me?
Well, who else will it be on?
Well, you know, I...
I'm not sure you're
going to like this.
Um...
but, since you asked.
Rather than being on me
as you suggested.
This cake...
... is on YOU!
So, you want to hear a story?
I run my butt off,
literally, mind you.
To get the "gluten free cake."
What the heck is gluten?
I mean, does gluten even exist?
Who are you?
- Get out of here!
- Already.
But, you're the only one
that has cake.
Oh, that's good stuff.
Anybody want to eat some cake
off their dad or husband?
you got this guy's face, right?
Oh, oh, oh, mm.
Oh, wait. I almost forgot.
You know, I'm suppose to do a
quick customers satisfaction survey
before I... weet weet split, okay.
So, on a scale of 1 to 3 stars,
what would you say
about my performance.
And don't forget,
the squirrel was...
... free
- No!
My bad.
Huh?
Congratulations!
- Huh?
- Oh...!
It's a boy.
Hey.
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
Oh...
Hm.
Oh.
Oh.
Your Honor.
Our family has always practice
natural child attach,
the risk of having a scramble
infant are too great.
There is going to be music
The nest was going to be full
of beautiful fresh cut flowers.
And the first 2 faces
he was going to see
mother and his father.
We can never get that moment back.
to the first face your the baby saw.
What are we talking about here.
He probably doesn't even remember me.
Daddy!
No, no, no. No.
Shhh, shut up.
Shut up.
Cool it!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Am I a passionate bird?
Yes.
Guilty as can be.
It was a quality cake.
Look, I worked very hard
to get it there, on time.
And he wouldn't even try it.
Mr. Red.
We are a happy happy bird community.
Under the protection of Mighty Eagle
We work, we play, we laugh.
We love and we live our lives
free from conflict and strife, sir.
We love the sound of our
own voice too, evidently.
Perhaps you've never heard the joke,
"Why don't birds fly?"
I'm going to tell you why.
Because, where else
would we ever want to go?
- Wow. Not a good joke.
- It kills me every time, guys.
So now, what am I
to make of the likes of you.
There seems to be
Anger.
I don't think I have an anger issue,
I think you got an anger issue.
- Oh.
- Oh.
Anger...
is a weed growing in our garden.
And what do you do
when you find a weed?
I don't know.
But I bet you're going to tell me.
You pluck it out!
Oh my gosh.
Mr. Red.
When you moved your house
outside of our village,
did you notice that
nobody try to stop you?
Birds, they may smile
at you on the street
but, that doesn't mean
they like you.
Mm-Hm.
Hey, you know what?
I got a question for you.
Are you aware that, that robe
you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?
We all see you prancing
along the street, your Honor.
And, you're what?
And I'm just approximating here.
Like an inch tall!
You...
What are you doing?
- Viola.
- Ah-choo!
- What the?
- Daddy.
Mr. Red, given the
severity of the crimes,
I have no choice but to
impose the maximum penalty
allowed by the law.
Anger management class.
Aw.
Pluck my life.
- Huh?
Hey, Red.
How are you?
Oh, I'm horrible.
Oh. Hi, Red.
It's good to see you.
I wish I could
say the same.
- Ups-a-daisy
- Aw! Ow.
Thank you.
Huh?
- Huh?
- Nm-mm.
- Let's go.
- Oh.
How are you, Suzie?
You good?
No running.
No running.
- Oop.
- Come on.
Hey.
How's that nap schedule coming along?
Oh boy.
Y'guys ever thought about bird control.
Left, right, left, right,
there you go.
Hi.
Hi.
Alright.
Oop!
Girlie. Girlie.
You got this.
We don't want you to fall now,
take your time.
Here we go.
That's it.
Oh, you're doing it.
- Seriously?
- I'm almost there.
(HUG TRADER)
- Nope.
SALON:
SPECIAL ~ FEATHER EXTENSIONS
Birds of a feather
SALON:
Chicken pose.
Crane pose.
Wow.
Mighty Might Eagle soaring free.
Defender of our homes and liberty.
Hi, Red.
Is one of those yours?
What?
Yeah.
When birds fly.
Mighty Eagle is a legend.
You think that's funny.
Ha ha ha. This is funny.
Oh oh.
What?
Don't look, Bobby.
The anger might be contagious.
Let's go.
He started it.
There you go.
Ah-hah.
Oh, look at this.
This is going to be awful.
Okay, I guess that's art.
That's garbage.
And that's,
exotic.
- Free rage what?
- Oh, hi.
- Hi, there. Welcome...
- Hello.
... to the Infinity Acceptance Group.
- I, am Matilda.
- Okay.
And I'm just super psych to be
taking this journey with you
Oh.
You're gonna have a blast!
I'm really fun.
Everybody says that about me.
Hey, guys.
Say hello to Red, everyone.
Hello.
Hi, Red.
Hello, birds I won't
get to know well.
Hey, apparently somebody didn't get
the memo that we like to start on time.
Because you're about 2 minutes late,
don't let it happen again.
Hi, my name is Chuck. I'm sorry
we got off on the wrong foot.
I like you a lot.
I can tell.
Okay.
Now, Red.
Would you like to share
your story with us?
No.
Not really.
Well, the court mentioned
something about a rage episode
at a child's birthday party.
How long is this class anyway?
As long as you make it.
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