The Angry Birds Movie Page #2

Really?

Oh, okay.

Uh, gentlemen,

very nice to see you.

And uh, almost meet you.

Probably the nicest part of it

is not getting to meet you.

You know,

in some weird away.

Alright.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and...

scoot on back out, past

those creepy statues and...

HAH!

Back you go.

Sure. No, I can...

take a seat.

So, in another sense,

you are here until I

notify the court

that your anger issues

have been resolved.

Oh boy.

Chuck!

Share your story with Red.

Me? I'm the last guy

that should be here.

Simple speeding ticket.

Judge tells me

I was going too fast,

So I say, "Your Honor.

To be honest. I was"

You caught me.

I'm not angry. I'm honest.

So, shouldn't I be in an

honesty management class?

'Cause we got to

manage my honesty.

Mmf-hmm.

My one problem,

that's a different story

than you told last time.

Uh-uh...

Officer

Bill Beakins

Drinks on me, guys!

Chuck...

Okay.

Maybe, it wasn't ice cream.

Alright, Chuck.

Thanks, we got it.

And this is Terence.

Woof.

More like, terrifying

No.

It says here in the little filey.

Terence uh, seems to have an

incident.

Now, Bomb's started

with us 2 weeks ago

Tell us your story, Bomb.

Okay.

Well, sometimes when I get upset,

I... have been known to...

blow up.

So, like uh. Like what?

Like you get mad, you mean.

Well. No.

I literally blow up, okay.

I explode like a bomb.

Hence the name.

- Surprise!

- Surprise!

Excuse me.

Party foul.

Ow!

- Do it!

- No can do.

I just went boom-boom

before class.

Hey, look.

I don't want to be here and all,

but this can maybe make it

a little more interesting to me.

So.

Please, explode.

- You can't do it, can you?

- Yes, I can.

But, I'm having back issues today,

so...

I'm gonna have to

take a rain check.

Oh...

Do it!

This is not the time

or place, little amigo.

These guys are all nuts,

huh, big man?

Are we speaking telepathically

or you're just...

Good talk.

Nice chatting with you.

Managing our anger

through movement.

The first pose is

the dancer pose.

Great form, Terence.

Eagle. Parrot.

Peacock? Warrior.

Mountain. Tree. Rabbit.

Fish. Locust. King pigeon.

And of course, downward duck.

- Excuse me, boring heavy lady.

- Uh-huh.

Looks like the exploding

guy's gonna puke.

And have you done this before?

Uh, yes, I have.

But, usually not for free.

- Didn't think so.

- Awesome.

And how are we doing over here, Bomb?

Doing wonderful.

Stretching out the core.

Just remember to breathe,

up to your feathers,

and from your talons.

Bomb?

Nice.

I don't know what happened

I was doing the poses.

I was feeling all zen.

Matilda was digging it!

Then I lost my grip on it.

I let it slipped and

it just squeaked out.

Hey.

So, where are we going?

I'm sorry.

We?

Yes, we

There's a new happiness exhibit

at the Museum of Happiness

that I'm dying to see.

Uh, you know what?

I... I mean I got a...

- I got a thing.

- A thing?

Like a disease?

Huh! Is it bird flu?

Chicken pox?

Huh!

Cardinal sin?

No. By thing, I mean like...

desire not to hang out, with you.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Well, may... you know.

Maybe for the best, you know.

Because... I got something too.

Ha!

How did I forget?

Even if you'd say yes,

I probably couldn't have gone.

I'm busy too,

I have a...

Business offer... deal

that is...

No, Bomb.

You're not good at this, buddy.

It's-It's charming up to a point

and now it's just sad.

It's a guy I know.

And he's opening up a brand new

luxury class reunion.

Okay, good.

Good, good, good.

Looks like it's just us.

Want to go get a bite?

Oh, but what about your class reunion,

where everybody brings a business offer.

Oh. No, no, no.

Chuck, I was lying.

I'm sorry if I've fooled you.

Nah-uh.

No means no.

I love your eye.

Cheers.

- Hey!

- Huh?

- Get over here!

- Hey, pecker heads.

- What's up?

- Yo.

Hey, man.

Oh.

Oh.

- Oh, I felt a peck.

- Whoa.

Ah...

This is the legendary Mighty Eagle.

Our protector and hero, but

no one has seen him for years.

Mighty Eagle is missing.

When's Mighty Eagle

going to come back.

Eyebrows, didn't your parents

ever tell you,

Mighty Eagle isn't real?

Shhh. He doesn't know that.

He doesn't have parents.

- He does not have parents.

- Yeah, or even friends.

Ah ha!

Eureka!

Say bye to daddy.

- Bye bye!

- Bye bye!

- Goodbye, hatchlings.

- Bye!

- Have a happy day.

- Bye.

- Good morning.

- Morning, your Honor.

Here you go.

- Ah-Choo!

- Bless you.

- Yes!

- Bye, daddy's making dinner.

If my name were Bobby,

would you ask about my hobbies.

- Wow

- Or if my name were Judas,

would you ask me

what my mood is?

I laugh, I cry,

I love, I hate.

I do so much more

than detonate.

Think of it

That was beautiful.

You're gonna make me cry.

Yeah, that was some real

clever symbolism.

Ah! Red, why don't

we hear you poem?

I don't have a poem.

Uh-huh.

Why not?

Because I didn't write one.

Right, uh-huh.

And, is there a reason?

Well. You know,

I was gonna do it,

but then I thought about it.

and I realized,

"Oh, this is a huge waste of my time."

So I didn't do it.

Deep breath. Deep breath.

DEEP BREATH!

And we're back in the now.

Chuck!

- You had your hand up the whole time.

- Um-Hm.

My poem,

is about a hate crimes

- How did it...?

- Oh oh.

Oh no.

A lot of sickos out there.

A lot of sickos.

What? Oh, what

did I make you of?

- I made you out of love.

- Wow.

But, wait. Too late.

Now I see your fate.

Some very troubled somebody

destroyed you out of hate.

What could have made him so despise

your happy smile, your laughing eyes.

Your soul was pure.

Your heart was true.

And someone hated that.

But, who?

Oh!

Terence.

Whoa!

[ HANG IN THERE ]

Yeah, I deserve that.

Oh.

Billy has passed

to a high plane of existence.?

Everyone join wings.

Let us,

all say our goodbyes.

Yeah. Let me get in here,

I got to say goodbye...

Okay.

Okay. You know, I'll just mourn

from back here, that's fine.

You know, if there is one thing

Billy always hated was goodbyes.

- Hey. What's going on there?

- Huh?

Class dismiss.

Very moving.

Come on, everybody.

Let's go!

Hey.

Where's everybody going?

Hurry, something's coming!

- Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!

- Let's go.

Coming through. Pardon me.

Excuse me.

What?

Aw.

Again?

Let's get down to the beach!

- Follow me.

- Let's get down to the beach.

What?

Huh?

I didn't mean to photo bomb you,

sorry about it

What is that thing?

It looks like an UFO.

An unidentified floating object.

Daddy!

Stop it.

No, I'm not your daddy.

- What is that?

- Look at the size of that thing.

Where is it going?

I don't know,

but it's not stopping.

My house.

My house.

Slow down!

Stop!

Oh.

Phew.

What the?

That house took me

5 years to build.

Wow.

It's such a shame when you create

something and someone just destroys it.

Ladies and gentlemen.

- We have a very special guest for you.

- Huh?

- He's a green marine sailing machine.

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